Issue: 20140301

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FEMALE ORGASM CULT
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MARC JACOBS
MARC JACOBS
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JOHNVARVATOS
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GUESS NIGHT
GUESS NIGHT
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MACK WELDON
MACK WELDON
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PLAYBILL
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DIESEL
DIESEL
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VIKINGS
VIKINGS
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CAMEL
CAMEL
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The World Of Playboy
THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY
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HEF SIGHTINGS, I
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BRYLCREEM
BRYLCREEM
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Letters to the Editor
Dear Playboy
BEN AFFLECK'S FANS AND FOES
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Michael Fleming is obviously not a fan of Ben Affleck's (Playboy Inter­view, January/February), and it shows. Fleming must have asked about Gigli at least five times, and he kept bringing up Affleck's other flops such as Daredevil. A lot of people would have told Fleming off and ended the interview, but Affleck was a good sport. Then Fleming had the nerve to ask if it was annoying that people always focus on his flops. I found the questions in poor taste. As an interviewer, Fleming should have been more impartial.
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Dear Playboy
MISSING KEYS
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Rick Moody's essay about the lack of quality in today's pop music (In Search of the Lost Rock &f Roll Icon, January/February) was without a doubt well-researched and accurate, but I think it was an oversight not to mention Alicia Keys as one of the few quality artists of this era. Keys makes an honest effort to generate music that blends pop, jazz and R&B—something that is rare today.
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Dear Playboy
SAINT MCCLOSKEY
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The article on Jim McCloskey (The Truth Shall Set You Free, December) was
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Dear Playboy
MMM, BRAINS!
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I was so disturbed by the idea sug­gested in Chuck Palahniuk's short story (Zombie, November) that my brain stopped functioning properly. Alex King Fort Myers, Florida
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Dear Playboy
MOLLY AND THE LAW
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Frank Owen's article (Chasing Molly, November) provides yet another solid reason for legalizing all drugs. Give users a fighting chance in life by pro­viding them access to FDA-controlled
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Dear Playboy
Summers Lovin'
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I have been a subscriber for about 20 years, but I have never suffered from love at first sight until I saw Miss December. There's no need to wait; Kennedy Summers is PMOY 2014.
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Dear Playboy
RAY KELLY BLOWS UP
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The December Playboy Interview With outgo­ing NYPD commissioner Ray Kelly caused a stir with our readers [see comments at right), as well as with New York pols and the press. The Daily News covered the story five days in a row.
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Dear Playboy
FEARLESS IMAN
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The images of Iman in the November issue are beautiful, but some of them appear to be photoshopped. Did the photographer really get a cheetah and an elephant to stand still next to Iman?
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Dear Playboy
HELMUT AT HIS BEST
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Congrats to playboy for the outstand­ing photo spread featuring the work of Helmut Newton (December). He cap­tured stunning women in the most stimulating poses. Please feature more women like this.
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Dear Playboy
GENERATIONAL DIFFERENCES
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I found Steven Chean's article (Talkiri 'Bout Your Generation, December) quite thought-provoking. However, I was offended that Chean considers Lena Dunham a shining example of Gen Y. The women on her show Girls are narcis­sistic, foolish and shallow, and the men are freakish and oafish. As a Millennial, I admit that members of my generation sometimes act like entitled brats, but I think the majority of us are hard work­ers who are attempting to make sense of our media-saturated world. Many of us have been tempered by 9/11, two wars and a brutal recession that made Millen-nials the largest unemployed age group in the country. But Chean's bottom line about Gen Y is his saving grace: We are a connected generation still trying to make a connection. That summary hit the nail on the head.
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Dear Playboy
THE NOT-SO-FUNNY PAGES
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I have been reading pi.ayboy for nearly 50 years and have always enjoyed the various columns, articles and especially the cartoons. However, I have serious objections to the idea that rape is funny. I direct your attention to one of the
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Dear Playboy
SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
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I love the article Sex: A Very Oral Report (January/February). I agree with Naomi Wolf: There are very few safe places where a woman can explore her sexuality, espe­cially within the context of dating. We hear men complain that women don't want sex as much as men do, but I've found in my interactions that I usually want sex more. Unfortunately, it seems men view my high sex drive as an undesirable trait for a seri­ous relationship. Just because I enjoy sex does not mean I am a wanton harlot. I would prefer to be in a monogamous relationship, but I often feel as if I'm being made to choose between my desire for a satisfying relationship and my desire for
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Dear Playboy
WEIGHT PROBLEMS
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Raw Data (January/February) says the average weight of an NFL linebacker is 300 pounds. I think not.
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BATES MOTEL
BATES MOTEL
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
JACLYN BETHAM
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• "I'M A WOMAN with curves," says actress Jaclyn Betham (Tyler Perry's The Haves and the Have Nots). lounging in her Los Angeles home. Those toned curves come from the years Jaclyn spent as a ballet dancer before pursuing acting. "The idea of what's sexy is finally changing," she says. "It's fun showing the world how beautiful that can be." We're glad to help.
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
DRAMA KINGS
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Julieanne Smolinski
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE TESTOSTERONE-YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW IS A SOAP OPERA. WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE MALE TELENOVELA
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
BEYOND CONDOMS
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Nora O'Donnell
GET LOST, LATEX. A COMPETITION TO REINVENT THE CONDOM PRODUCES SOME STIMULATING PROPOSALS
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
TOTAL TURNOFF
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Damon Brown
GOOGLE UNPLUGS YOUR VIRTUAL SEX LIFE
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
KING JAMES
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Evan Pricco
BEASTIE BOYS, MILEY CYRUS, CRANK YANKERS AND THE WILD WORLD OF TODD JAMES
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
FRED & CARRIE
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Nora O'Donnell
PORTLANDIA RETURNS FOR ANOTHER HELPING OF HOMEMADE, FULLY BAKED COMEDY
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
RIDE THE LIGHTNING
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TAKE OFF ON THE WORLD'S MOST HIGH-PERFORMANCE ELECTRIC MOTORCYCLE
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
PASSING MUSTARD
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THE FIVE BEST CONDIMENTS FOR ADDING MAJOR FLAVOR
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OMAHA STEAKS
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
HOT DRAM
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SKIP THE SHOTS THIS ST. PATRICK'S DAY. THE BEST IRISH WHISKEY IS PERFECT FOR SIPPING AND MIXING
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POM WONDERFUL
POM WONDERFUL
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GYM CLASS HEROES
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WITH HIGH-PERFORMANCE GROOMING GEAR, TAKING CARE OF YOUR BODY DOESN'T HAVE TO STOP WHEN YOU HIT THE SHOWERS
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ANCHOR MANAGEMENT
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PIRATE, PUNK _ AND ACCESSORI.
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THAI ONE ON
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CHIANG MAI IS THAILAND'S ONE-STOP PLEASURE MECCA
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DEVICE SQUAD
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Shane Michael Singh
SHAKE OFF THE WINTER FUNK WITH APPS THAT MAKE LAZING AROUND WITH NETFLIX SEEM LIKE RECKLESS BEHAVIOR
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Playboy Afterhours March 2014
THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
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Stephen Rebello
• Director Wes Anderson's fantas­tical Grand Budapest Hotel, set in the period between the two world wars, features Ralph Fiennes as a sophisticated concierge who arouses the suspicions of a policeman (Edward Norton) after an elderly hotel resident (Tilda Swinton) dies and bequeaths the concierge a valuable painting. The
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TEASE FRAME
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Parker Posey
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NEBRASKA
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Bryan Reesman
• Director Alexander Payne sends Bruce Dern on a bizarre quest through a landscape frozen in time in this film that deconstructs heartland stereotypes. A boozing patriarch who thinks he has won $1 million, Dern's character seeks to travel from Montana to Nebraska to claim his winnings. His son (Will Forte) joins him on his deluded final shot at small-town glory, resulting in father-son bonding, an awk­ward family reunion and tem­porary celebrity. (BD) Best extra: Making of Nebraska, about the road trip. VVV
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SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS
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S.R.
300: Rise of an Empire's Sullivan
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THE RED ROAD
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Josef Adalian
• Sundance's latest series moves at a fast clip: Episode one of The Red Road introduces two murder mys­teries, a Romeo and Juliet-style love story and an accidental death poised to lead to even more violence. At the center of it all are a Native American ex-con
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SHARON JONES AND THE DAP-KINGS
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Rob Tannenbaum
• Last year surgeons cut out Sharon Jones's gallbladder and parts of her pan­creas and small intes­tine after she was diagnosed with can­cer. But the 57-year-old soul dynamo sounds whole on Give the People What They Want, the best album of an under­dog career. Her music expresses a personal resilience: Overlooked by record labels, Jones toiled as a cor­rections officer and
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TITANFALL
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Jason Buhrmester
• Titanfall (360, PC, Xbox One) is here to blow up everything— buildings, giant robots
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RAW DATA
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TASCHEN
TASCHEN
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Men
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
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JOEL STEIN
THE NSA IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS. YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALREADY KNOWS ALL
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Women
THE HIDDEN COOLNESS OF Cat Ladies
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Hilary Winston
SURE, THEY HAVE A BAD REP. BUT MAYBE YOU'RE OVERLOOKING THE OBVIOUS CHARMS OF FELINES AND THEIR FRIENDS
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PLAYBOYSTORE
PLAYBOYSTORE
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Playboy Advisor
PLAYBOY ADVISOR
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Whenever I'm hungover, my sex drive goes to the redline. I recover quickly but get turned on by damn near every woman I see; I'm not able to keep it down. I assume this is the result of a biochemical reaction after my body processes a large amount of alcohol, but I've never heard of this happening to anybody else. Is there a logical explana­tion behind my morning-after craze?—R.H., Moscow, Idaho
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SLEEPERS AWAKE
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JONATHAN CRARY
In today's 24/7 world, sleep is the last refuge of the human
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Forum Mar. 2014
DEATH BECOMES US ALL
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As a philosophy student, I often come across thinkers who try to make sense of their own mortality. Death is perhaps the central question that underlies both philosophy and religion. Cicero once said, "To study philosophy is nothing but to prepare one's self to die." More broadly, perhaps simply to live is to prepare oneself to die. Many people have talked about death, but few have so poignantly expressed death's inescapability and ultimate acceptance quite like Donald Hall ("Buying the Farm," January/ February). In a way that's more beautiful than anything I've read before, Hall thoughtfully
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Forum Mar. 2014
ORANGE IS NOT THE NEW BLACK
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In December's Reader Response, Rodger Alan Gibson makes an absurd comment. He says, "Gays aren't the new blacks; felons are." While I agree that the justice system is messed up—and that you and other felons are getting a raw deal—the comparison of felons to blacks (or gays) is ridiculous. Again, we must talk about choices. Being black isn't a
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Forum Mar. 2014
THE FUTURE IS RENEWABLE
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I'm gratified to see serious conservative opposition to the Keystone XL pipeline ("Don't Drill on Me," December). This development underscores the hope that the most myopic people in our culture can see that
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Forum Mar. 2014
WIND OF CLIMATE CHANGE
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If Joseph Kutch seriously wants to provide adequate criticisms of scientists and progressive political activists such as Al Gore, it would
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Forum Mar. 2014
SHAKE THE DISEASE
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Violations of personal liberties are like simple infections ("The Surveillance Industry," October). When an unwanted host enters a body, it triggers an immune response to fight the intruder. Just as the antidote is made from the venom, so will liberty be restored from its violations.
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Newport NON-MENTHOL
Newport NON-MENTHOL
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Playboy Interview
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Nick Denton
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Jeff Bercovici
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PURITY VODKA
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Prescription For Death
PRESCRIPTION FOR DEATH
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VINCE BEISER
HOW PAINKILLERS DESTROYED THE TOWN OF WAR, WEST VIRGINIA
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/ should be outraged by the erosion of our civil liberties, but I'm actually getting turned on by this."
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Greek Goddess
GREEK GODDESS
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The lady of the house is home, and she's playing by her own rules
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The Billion-Dollar Battle For Snapchat
The Billion-Dollar Battle for Snapchat
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KARL TARO GREENFELD
BILLY GALLAGHER
HOW LONG DOES A SNAPCHAT PHOTO LAST? TEN SECONDS. HOW LONG DOES THE PARTNERSHIP BEHIND THE COUNTRY'S HOTTEST APP STAY TOGETHER? NOT MUCH LONGER
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Maker's 46
Maker's 46
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A Drinking Guide
Top Shelf
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ROBERT HARKNESS
WE'RE LIVING IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF SPlRffffrBUT WITH SO MANY EXCEPTIONAL BOTTLE'
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for the occasion—whatever the occasion happens to be...!"
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Tea Ceremony
TEA CEREMONY
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STUART DYBEK
Thrown out of a movie theater on a cold night, Gwen and Jack
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I Will Make You Humble!
I WiLL MaKE YOU HUmBLe!
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KEITH ELLIOT GREENBERG
s that the real Iron Sheik?"
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Playmate
No Vacancy
Britt Linn, Miss March, 2014
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<p>CARE FOR ROOM SERVICE? A HOTEL TRYST WITH THE MAGNIFICENT MISS MARCH</p>
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Playboy's Party Jokes
PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES
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Wfhen the National Congress of American Indians requested that NFL teams stop using derogatory terms for Native Americans, the Washington Redskins announced they would rename themselves after other local figures.
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/ don't mind you standing there, but your sign has got to go.'
200050_20140301_000081.xml
article
100
100,101,102,103,104,105
Article
2014 Cars Of The Year
2014 CARS OF THE YEAR
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A. J. BAIME
KEN GROSS
IF IT HAS WHEELS AND AN ENGINE, WE HAMMERED IT! HERE ARE OUR PICKS FROM A STELLAR YEAR IN THE WORLD OF AUTOMOBILES
200050_20140301_000082.xml
article
107
107,106,108,132,134,135
Article
Pleasure Seekers
Pleasure Seekers
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Molly Oswaks
We're going to move mindfully and thoughtfully, and very soon there are going to be fingers on clits," says Ken Blackman. We're downstairs in the Sutter Room, a large basement-level space at the Regency Center in San Francisco's Nob Hill district. This is day one of OMX 2013, the first-ever Orgasmic Meditation Xperience. It is hosted by OneTaste, the organization for which Blackman works as lead orgasmic-meditation instructor. More than 1,000 people are packed into the room, all of them having traveled from around the globe to attend this three-day pussy-stroking session. Total cost: $395 a person (not including airfare or hotel accommodations, of course).
200050_20140301_000083.xml
article
109
109
Cartoon
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Cartoon
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your baby is so little!"
200050_20140301_000084.xml
article
110
110,111,112,130,131
20Q
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Ty Burrell
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Stephen Rebello
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200050_20140301_000085.xml
article
113
113
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Cartoon
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have a new one the minute we find a suitable donor!"
200050_20140301_000086.xml
article
114
114,115,116,117
Article
Mixing Business With Leather
MIXING BUSINESS WITH LEATHER
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[no value]
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JENNIFER RYAN JONES
11
200050_20140301_000087.xml
article
118
118,119,120,121,122,123,124,125
Article
Sheer Delight
Sheer Delight
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[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
TWO SPECTACULAR
200050_20140301_000088.xml
article
127
127
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Cartoon
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your habit of getting to the office half dressed and half an hour late must continue indefinitely."
200050_20140301_000089.xml
article
128
128
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Cartoon
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dear! Has that husband of hers come home early"? Why don't you pop up here to get out of the cold?"
200050_20140301_000090.xml
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129
129
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applied nutrition
applied nutrition
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200050_20140301_000091.xml
article
131
131
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Cartoon
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n are at that age when they're beginning to wonder where you hid all the money you stole."
200050_20140301_000092.xml
advertisement
133
133
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playboy
playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000093.xml
article
134
134
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Cartoon
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like duhhh! Of course he's hung like a horse!"
200050_20140301_000094.xml
advertisement
135
135
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Cigar
Cigar
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000095.xml
advertisement
137
137
Display Ad
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SINCLAIR Institute
SINCLAIR Institute
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200050_20140301_000096.xml
article
138
138
Cartoon
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Cartoon
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believe in horny at first sight?"
200050_20140301_000097.xml
advertisement
141
141
Display Ad
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PLAYBOY'S Greatest Covers
PLAYBOY'S Greatest Covers
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200050_20140301_000098.xml
article
142
142
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Cartoon
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/ was a people person when you married me."
200050_20140301_000099.xml
advertisement
143
143
Display Ad
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MAGNA RX+
MAGNA RX+
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000100.xml
article
144
144
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Cartoon
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[no value]
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/ love you, Vivien. I just need to check with my publicist first."
200050_20140301_000101.xml
advertisement
145
145
Display Ad
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HARBOR FREIGHT TOOLS
HARBOR FREIGHT TOOLS
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000102.xml
article
146
146
Cartoon
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Cartoon
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these profit projections are based on the assumption that we're not found out."
200050_20140301_000103.xml
advertisement
147
147
Display Ad
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liberator
liberator
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000104.xml
article
148
148
Cartoon
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Cartoon
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[no value]
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exactly did we go from being a lost Amazon tribe to a spring break destination1?"
200050_20140301_000105.xml
article
149
149
Cartoon
Cartoons
MEATY Myths
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200050_20140301_000106.xml
article
150
150
Cartoon
Cartoons
Dirty Duck
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[no value]
[no value]
Bobby London
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200050_20140301_000107.xml
article
151
151,152
Article
Playmate News
PLAYMATE NEWS
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[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
WATER GIRL
200050_20140301_000108.xml
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153
153
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Hef's LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Hef's LITTLE BLACK BOOK
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200050_20140301_000109.xml
article
154
154
Article
Next Month
NEXT MONTH
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[no value]
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SEX & MUSIC ISSUE-IN OUR ANNUAL GUIDE TO THE YEAR'S MOST NOTEWORTHY UP-AND-COMERS, ROB TANNENBAUM
200050_20140301_000110.xml
advertisement
CV3
CV3
Display Ad
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[no value]
maZDa
maZDa
[no value]
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200050_20140301_000111.xml
advertisement
156
156,157
Display Ad
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THE DANBURY MINT
THE DANBURY MINT
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200050_20140301_000112.xml
advertisement
158
158,159
Display Ad
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[no value]
[no value]
DIRECTV
DIRECTV
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000113.xml
advertisement
CV4
CV4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Miller FORTUNE
Miller FORTUNE
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000114.xml
advertisement
CV4
CV4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Miller FORTUNE
Miller FORTUNE
[no value]
[no value]
200050_20140301_000115.xml