Issue: 20081001

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You hold in your hands the issue con­taining the fourth and final installment of National Book Award winner Denis Johnson's serialized work of fiction No­body Move. The gritty noir novel, written for us on deadline, will be published be­tween book covers by Farrar, Straus and Giroux next spring. "I've never writ­ten anything this fast, in just a few months," says the author of Tree of Smoke and the short-story collection Jesus' Son. "I've had the basic concept in mind for quite a long time, but getting it on paper this quickly was something new for me." So what will the author, who divides his time between Idaho and Arizona with his wife, do now that the ride is over? "I'm going back to a couple of literary novellas I've been tinkering with for decades," he says. "I'll probably have to tinker with them for a few more."
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THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY
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HEF SIGHTINGS, MANSION FROLICS AND NIGHTLIFE NOTES
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HANGIN' WITH HEF
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Dear Playboy
CELEBRITY DOC
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I Imind your Hti\lx>\ Interview with Dr. Drew Finsky (July) to be entertaining, and many of his comments—especially about dating—are quite insightful. Fur­ther, his zero-tolerance position with his own kids is on the mark, based on evidence that suggests using drugs and alcohol before the frontal lobes are fully developed can have long-term effects. 1'insky hints at a growing view among
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THE MARVELOUS MARGOLIS
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What's better than seeing Cindy Margolis in i-i.-wboy? Seeing her again!
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Dear Playboy
A STRANGE LIFE AND DEATH
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Like Robert Johnson at the cross­roads. David Hans Schmidt (The Shameless Life and Sensational Death of the Sleaziest Man in Hollywood. July) thought he could strike a deal with the devil. They were both wrong. Ken Stum Phoenix, Arizona
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Dear Playboy
WHAT MAHER BELIEVES
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Many skeptics share Bill Maher's thoughts on the foibles of religion (Reli­gion It)I, July). But oddly, he doesn't ad­dress the authenticity of the major religion steeped in blood that has familiarized us with the words jihad, infidel and martyr. Aubrey Wassyng Boston, Massachusetts
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Dear Playboy
WOMEN ALWAYS WRITE
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Thank you for featuring Kddie Izzard (Nice (iu\ Eddie, July), a remark­able man who is so funny he can make you forget he's in drag.
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After Hours
Natasha Alam
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ARE YOU FROG ENOUGH FOR THIS PRINCESS?
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In Good Hands
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PRAY THAT LIFE INSURANCE CASE PROCESSOR AMANDA POGRELL GETS ON YOURS
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The Fly in the Opera
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DAVID CRONENBERG PIONEERS THE SINGING SCI-FI GENRE
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Tailgate Like a Badger
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uur uiris or we aig lu picionar has us craving bratwurst, that classic Midwestern pregame fare. The gourmets at bratwurstpages .com have two rules: Eat the sau­sages on Sheboygan hard rolls and never, ever defile them with yellow mustard. So what is accept­able? Savory beer sauce—here's the recipe (covers 10 brats): 2 14.5 oz. cans stewed tomatoes 2 12 oz. beers 1 large onion, chopped 1 green pepper, chopped 1 tablespoon brown sugar Mix ingredients and bring to a simmer. Keep grilled brats in sauce until ready to eat. Do not let sauce boil.
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Fine Wine, Dirt Cheap
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Accidents happen, even to good wine. If one bottle in a case of 12 breaks, wine stores and restaurants are reluctant to take the other 11 because they don't want to display or sell bottles that have less than pristine labels. Enter the Accidental Wine Company (accidental wine.com). The online shop buys unwanted bottles of perfectly good wine (often with perfectly good labels), groups them according to rel­ative quality and ships them to adventurous oenophiles at extremely reasonable prices. Cheers to that.
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A Little Mohr Than You Really Need to Know
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GARY UNMARRIED STAR JAY MOHR BOUGHT A BLUE MUSTANG BUT STILL DRIVES A GREEN MACHINE
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How to Get Yourself Into Guinness World Records
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In the book Getting Into Guinness Larry Olmsted documents his attempts to achieve im­mortality. As he explains, few people can hope to top mainstream records (face it, reader, you'll never beat Robert Wadlow's height of eight feet 11.1 inches), so setting a new record based on an existing one can be a cheaper ticket to fame. Here's Olmsted's advice:
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To Julie Newmar, Thanks for Everything
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Chalk up Batman's current popularity to Frank Miller, Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan, but let's not write off the campy 1960s TV show. Doing so would risk writing off our dear friend Julie Newmar, the original Catwoman. She recently reminded us of an unpublished pictorial she posed for in the early 1970s. We should have peeked under that catsuit years ago.
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Genius in a Bottle
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COTY'S PLAYBOY FRAGRANCE ARE SEXY IN FOUR CITIES
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Every Cover Ever
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FIFTY-FOUR YEARS (AND COUNTING) OF PLAYBOY FRONTS
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Extra Credit
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Two items of note for collegians: •Playboy is accepting more campus reps than ever before, in five concentrations: Playboy Style forthe fashion-conscious, Playboy U for social networkers, Playboy Mobile for gadget geeks, Rock the Rabbit for music lovers and the original Playboy Magazine for those interested in the periodical you're reading right now. Sign up at playboyu.com. •Aspiring Updikes should enter playboy's 24th Annual College Fiction Contest. The winning story will be published in playboy— details at playboy.com/cfc.
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Jazz Greats Set Sail
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THERE'S NO COOLER EVENT THAN THE PLAYBOY JAZZ FESTIVAL, EXCEPT PERHAPS THE PLAYBOY JAZZ CRUISE
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Body of Lies
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TRUST NO ONE IN RIDLEY SCOTT'S LATEST
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The Godfather: The Coppola Restoration
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Greg Fagan
THE CORLEONES GET READY FOR THEIR HIGH-DEF CLOSE-UP
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Kelly Macdonald
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seductress who gets her fix atop Ewan McGregor in Tra/nspott/ng (pictured). Catch her next in the movie adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's novel Choke.
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Now showing: Oliver Stone targets George
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Bush in W.; Simon Pegg teams How to Lose Friends & Alienate People; Bill Maher gets Religulous. Read more at playboy.com.
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Gym Class Heroes
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Jason Newman
SAMPLE-HAPPY SPORTS GET REAL ON NEW LP
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A Force Play at Home
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Scott Alexander
THE BEST STAR WARS PREQUEL IS...A GAME?
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VISIT PLAYBOY'S
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VISIT PLAYBOY'S expanded games universe at playboy .com/games, featuring additional reviews of paint-splattered platformer De Blob (Wii), the tiny adventures of Lego Batman (all platforms) and off-road racer Pure (360, PC, PS3).
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SPORE (Mac, PC)
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MERCENARIES 2: WORLD IN FLAMES (360, PC, PS3)
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Chris Hudak
top delight that rewards creativity. If you can see it, you can steal it, bounty-hunt it or blow it up. ¥VV'/2 -Chris Hudak
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FACEBREAKER (360, PS3)
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Scott Jones
arcade-style boxing but ethnic stereo-types...not so much. When creepy Latin lovers battle dreadlocked voodoo practi­tioners, everybody loses. ¥¥ —Scott Jones
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Sharp Turns
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Since UPS began mapping routes to maximize right and minimize left turns, it has cut the time trucks spend idling and saved more than 3.3 million gallons of gas.
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Barreling On
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Number of active rotary oil rigs £ drilling for crude in the U.S.:
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Buicks, Guns and Money
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Max Motors in Butler, Mis­souri offered car buyers a choice of incentives: $250 in gas money or a gift certificate for a handgun. 80% of buy­ers took the gun.
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Window Pain
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Talk about bad luck. Orni­thologists estimate that in the United States at least 100 million birds are killed each year by collid­ing with windows and glass doors. The poor bas­tards never see it coming.
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Generation Huh?
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In 1966 60% of col­lege freshmen said it was important to be informed about politics. In 2005 36% did.
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Hugs, Not Glugs
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According to the University of Min­nesota, nearly 78% of the state's college students are sexually active, yet only 71% drink alcohol.
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Bigger MOCs
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39% of collegians are considered clinically overweight.
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Hot Sex
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lo help them cope witn the polar winter's total darkness (or at least stay warm at night), the skel­eton crew of 125 at the McMurdo research base In Antarctica receives an annual supply of 16,500 condoms, or 132 for each resident.
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London's Daily Mail reported a survey of Heathrow Airport that found 111 homeless people living full-time in the terminal.
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Which of You A-holes Stole My F'ing Cheese?
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When TheLadders.com asked business executives to name the worst fireable offenses in the workplace, 35% said drinking on the job, 38% cited cursing and other lewd behavior, and 28% said making too many per­sonal calls. 98% of nonexec-utives consider stealing from the office refrigerator to be among the worst office sins.
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Victory Cigars
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Despite the U.S. embargo on all products made in Cuba, the island nation man­aged to export $402 million worth of cigars last year.
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$1,200,000
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The winning bid on the original artwork for a 1932 Tintin comic­book cover, a new record for orig­inal comic-book art.
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FRAGRANCE FOR MEN
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Rockin' Rolls
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The new ride from the ultimate name in bespoke automobiles
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Shameless Plug
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LET'S BE CLEAR: We welcome the proliferation of gadgets in our lives. What we do not welcome is the proliferation of charging cables that seems to attend them, not to mention their ensuing
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NOSTALGIA IS THE natural enemy of novelty. Sure, wear­ing Grandpa's Rolex feels good, but it can also make you look like a bit of a relic yourself. Bellum (bellumconcepts .net) lets you have it both ways. The company special­izes in updating vintage watches with modern accoutre­ments, from laser etching to stingray-skin bands. Finished watches run anywhere from $4,000 to $20,000, and you can send in vour own vintaae timeDiece for a 21st centurv
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Let George Do It
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THERE ARE NOW 17 hojillion iPod-dock stereo systems on the market. This is the one to get. It's from Chestnut Hill, so im­peccable sound is a given. But the George system ($500, chillsound.com) is far more than a set of speakers. Its primary con­trol panel is a remote (the middle piece is removable) that gives you total iPod mastery (not just back, forward, play and pause) wherever you roam. That the re­mote doubles as an alarm clock is icing on the cake. Miles Davis in the morning will change your whole day.
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Shoot 'Em Up
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OVER THE PAST few years a new category of cameras has emerged on the market. You can call them souped-up point-and-shoots or stripped-down SLRs, but at the end of the day classification is superfluous—the point is they offer a unique blend of features, convenience and price. Take Olympus's 10-megapixel SP-565 UZ ($400, olympus .com), which has a fixed lens but all the manual control of an SLR, plus a 20X op­tical zoom. Most surprising of all, when its lens is retracted, it will fit in your pocket without making you look like Quasimodo.
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Desktop Hardware
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ONCE IN A while you find some­thing you didn't know you want­ed all your life until you learned it existed. So it was when we stumbled on Dale Mathis's Exec­utive Desk ($20,000, theartof dalemathis.com), which marries the gears and rotors of a 19th century factory with Dali-esque 20th century baroque surrealism to give you a space on which to do your 21st century business. In­spired by hot rods, cranes, Edison and Freud, Mathis, a self-taught Las Vegas-based sculptor, hand makes all his pieces, sometimes
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I went dubbing this past weekend with my best friend and her boyfriend. After the club < losed we went back to her place. She was totally wasted and slat led lo blow her boyfriend in the kitchen. I felt frisky and started touching myself as I watched. Finally. I squatted next lo her. and we took turns sucking on him. Despite my ask­ing him not to come in my mouth—and his promise that he wouldn't—he did. I didn't mean to swallow, but my reflex look over. I know he is clean, so I won't gel some nasty disease, but 1 still tried to puke when I got home. I'm feeling tre­mendous guilt about swallowing bis load. A part of me wants to lell my boyfriend, but the other part tells me it was a fluke that will never happen again. Should I tell my boyfriend, who is the jealous type, or just Ibrget about it?—T.C., Medina. Ohio . Ire iir hchiiul the times? It's okay lo hlmv aiHitlier guy i/ ynu don't swallow? We would mil mention the sucking or your swallow "re/le\" to your boyfriend, although that's no guarantee he iron I /mil out. Slay in the good grates o\ your frieuil anil her boyfriend ami hojie she doesn I dum/i him. Most guys would have a hard time keejiing this to thi'in.seh'es under the best oj circumstances.
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Anxiety
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THE NEW COLD WAR
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SLAVOJ ZIZEK
AS A RESULT OF GLOBAL WARMING, THE CONTOURS OF THE NEXT BIG INTERNATIONAL DISPUTE ARE ALREADY ON THE HORIZON
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Truthiness
TRUTHINESS
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IN A POST-FACT SOCIETY, TRUTH IS JUST A BELIEF
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SCIENCE OVER SOUND BITE: AMANDA PEET STICKS TO HER GUNS
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shing to see a celebrity stand her ground on a science ques­tion—particularly when so many politicians and public intellectuals seem to be running scared on such issues. In an interview in Cookie maeazine.
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TO CHOOSE OR NOT TO CHOOSE
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Randall Terry and pro-life groups such as Operation Rescue fail to understand that abortion isn't always
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Sex as Sickness
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new YORK- Acrimonious celebrity divorce cases come and go. But the recent legal wrangling between 1980s supermodel Christie Brinkley and her fourth ex-husband, Peter Cook, left a bad taste in our mouth. It had nothing to do with the particulars of the case but with an expert witness who used several innocu­ous facts—Cook has slept with 35 partners and likes to view Internet porn—to pathologize sex and desire. Dr. Stephen Herman, a psychiatrist, described Cook using terminology one might expect in a depiction of mental illness—"impulsive, self-destructive, possibly compulsive"—and seemed to suggest he was an unfit father. Herman would do well to check out another recent case, an obscenity trial in Florida in which de­fense lawyer Lawrence Walters is using Google data to try to establish a more honest community standard, the very flexible legal yardstick used to define obscen­ity. Walters has shown that in the region where the trial is taking place, Google searches for "orgy" outnum­ber those for "apple pie" and "watermelon," among other terms. Using the Google data, he hopes to show "how people really think and feel and act in their own homes." We're betting they act about like Peter Cook.
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Flight Fright
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Washington. D.c. A Homeland Security of­ficial has expressed interest in a new tech­nology for airline travel: a bracelet that can be used in lieu of a boarding pass. Each electronic ID bracelet would contain personal data about the traveler wearing
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Nice Suit
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Cincinnati Two recent lawsuits highlight attempts by ordinary citizens to avoid the effects of creeping conservatism. One, brought by the manager of an adult-oriented boutique in Cincinnati, targets a new Ohio law that forces anyone convicted of distributing obscene material—whether porn videos or even the magazine now in
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Forum
Pay to Play
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ottawa An intellectual-property lawyer in Canada has questioned whether the U.S. military owes royalties to songwriters such as Da­vid Gray, whose "Babylon" is said to be commonly used in Guantanamo and elsewhere to break interrogation sub­jects. The lawyer, Howard Knopf, says U.S. copyright holders such as BMI and ASCAP pursue similar gray-area royalties by trying to get
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Fourm
Stealing With Impunity
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Montgomery county, texas-It has become routine for police authorities to seize cash and other assets from suspected drug traffickers and money launderers without establishing guilt or tying the money to the suspected crimes. The policy—obviously wrong from the start— is lately attracting attention after a se­ries of scandals prompted inquiries into where the assets end up. While federal seizures are put into a specific fund, state laws vary. In Texas it has emerged
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Playboy Interview
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Pete Wentz
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Rob Tannenbaum
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PULSAR
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Fall Out Boy Wonder
Fall Out Boy Wonder
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Rocky Rakovic
Wenti is more than just an emo-band membet. Behind the eyeliner he's a real mogul
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THE ADDERALL EFFECT
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FRANK OWEN
AV THE MAJOR S1
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Pictorials
HOLD THE TEQUILA
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f Kristy Morgan learned anything from her adventure this summer on A Shot at Love II With Tila Tequila, it's that hell hath no fury like a reality-TV diva scorned. The show was a typical Sache/or-style exercise in romantic Darwinism but with a twist: Object of desire Tila Tequila (pictured above), a bisexual, had men and women compete for her affection. When the dust settled, Kristy had outlasted 29 other contestants. Tila was hers—yet she turned down the star of the show. Tila didn't take the news well; after telling Kristy she felt humiliated she walked off the set. Both ladies came to the reunion show with axes to grind, and their con­frontation ended with an exchange of expletives and Tila reprising her stormy exit. "The reality of love is that it's confusing," Kristy explains. Although the show has helped elevate her profile and made her the subject of watercooler conversations, she isn't eager to repeat the experience. "I'd never do another reality dating show," she says emphatically, but she doesn't rule out a return to TV. "I would love to host or do something funny. Just because I'm a blonde with big boobs doesn't mean I don't have a personality."
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EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW WE LEARNED IN COLLEGE
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JOEL JOHNSON
College is a time for learning, but the important stuff doesn't come from classes. Here's what four years of experiments and mistakes taught us about living well
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HOW TO MAKE BEER
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Andrew Tveekrem, Dogfish Head's brewmaster, says if you want to make home brew that rivals the pros', you should: (1)
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HOW TO REMEMBER HER NAME
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To remember names, Melina Uncapher of the Stanford Memory Labo­ratory advises you to as-
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HOW TO CHILL A SIX-PACK QUICKLY
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You need a frosty one right now, but every­thing the store has is warm. Your fridge is useless for this one. Physics prof J.H. Page of the University of Manitoba tells us to fill a bucket with ice and water, salt liberally, toss
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HOW TO LOVE IN PARALLEL
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So you've started dating not one but two hot, smart women and are besotted with both. This is what we call a healthy learning experience. Some tips: Most relationships end; the airls
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HOW TO PULL A PRODUCTIVE ALL-NIGHTER
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Okay, you spent the past five weeks building a motorized couch (see next page), and now you're up to your eyeballs in actual work. Hey, a man's aot to have priorities. KeeDina vour hrain
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HOW TO BUY A USED CAR
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We all want the Bimmer, but sometimes we need to be practical. As when drink­ing tequila with marines, the
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HOW TO TELL WHAT DRUG YOUR FRIEND IS ON
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Your friend says:
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HOW TO WIN A BAR FIGHT
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Fighting is a loser's game, but it's occa-
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HOW TO MAKE KILLER PUNCH
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Cocktail master Dale DeGroff, whose book The Essential Cocktail comes out this month, tells us to tailor our party drinks to the time of year. For the fall, he recommends his harvest moon punch. Combine a gallon of apple cider, six cin-
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10 QUICK ONES
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Fast times require fast knowledge. Take these
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HOW TO TALK TO THE COPS WHO BUST YOUR PARTY
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1. BE POLITE. Smile. Call them officer. Don't get short.
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HOW TO BUILD A MOTORIZED COUCH
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1. FIND A COUCH. Think thrift store, or maybe your neighbors couch needs an upgrade. For sofa beds, rip out their dead-weight guts.
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HOW TO AVOID PREMATURE EJACULATION
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Rule one: Don't freak out. The Playboy Advisor tells us. "It happens to almost every man at some point. The big danger is getting upset. That can make you self-conscious next time and create the same problem again. Relax. You're still in bed with a naked woman; I'm sure you can find something to do. The best remedy is to remind yourself, as things heat up, to slow down and focus on giving her pleasure. If you go too soon, she probably won't care too much as long as you get her off afterward. And doing that may get you ready to go for round two, now that the 'easy one' is out of the way."
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HOW TO BUY A CHEAP LAPTOP
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If you have the money to spend, it's a moot issue: Get a Mac. Apple's laptops are powerful, offer good value for the money and run the best desktop operat-
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HOW TO GET LIQUOR INTO A FOOTBALL GAME
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If the stadium allows sealed bottles, you can pull a Sleazy Jesus (a.k.a. Sleazus) and turn water into gin. Make a small clean hole near the ridge underneath an intact water bottle, then use a sy­ringe to draw out the water
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HOW TO TAKE NUDE PHOTOS OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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Jim Larson, one of playboy s resident photo gurus, tells us presentation is everything. He's talking about you, not your photos, of course: "If she thinks you're a pro with a lens, you stand a much better chance of her saying yes when the subject arises. Carry­ing an impressive-looking piece of gear helps too, and you should know your way around it without fumbling. If you have a tripod or other equipment handy, that will increase her comfort level, even if you don't use it. Lighting often separates good pho­tography from bad. You probably don't have
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HOW TO MAKE GOOD FOOD IN A MICROWAVE
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Barbara Kafka wrote the classic Microwave Gour­met back when the strange humming boxes were regarded with distrust. They've lost their stigma now, and you can get great food out of them with a minimum of effort. "Vegetables work wonderfully, as does bacon cooked between stacks of paper towels." says Kafka. She gave us some guidance
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20Q
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SHOOT OUT IN VEGAS
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STEPHAN TALTY
AFTER STUDYING THE ART OF DICE CONTROL, WE HIT VEGAS WITH THE FIVE:
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Dice Control
DICE CONTROL
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A CLIFFS NOTES VERSION OF THE GOLDEN TOUCH TECHNIQUE
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Playmate
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Kelly Carrington, Miss October, 2008
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<p>Something special is happen­ing in Florida: Flip through your playboy issues of the past few years and you'll notice a surprising number of Sunshine Staters appearing as the Centerfold. The latest is Kelly Carrington, who was born in New York and spent a couple of years in Swe­den before putting down roots in the small seaside town of Stuart, Florida. (Also known as—anyone? Anyone? The Sailfish Capital of the World.) "Everyone there is passionate about the ocean, whether it's deep-sea fish­ing, water sports or just congregating on sandbars and islands," says Kelly. "Every weekend I was out on my dad's boat, or in high school I'd go out on my friends' boats.' On dry land the 22-year-old studies public relations at the University of Florida and gives it up big-time for the Gators. "The best thing about my college is football season," she says. "People get dolled up for the games and decked out in orange and blue. Everyone tailgates. It's the thing to do here." Though she loves being in the stands on game day. Kelly isn't afraid to step into the arena: She's an accom­plished athlete who played lacrosse and volleyball competitively. "In eighth grade I won a four-foot trophy as female athlete of the year," she recalls. "It's my most prized possession."</p>
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Playboy's Party Jokes
PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES
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Hearing suggestive noises coining from a freshman's dorm room, the resident advisor knocked on the door and asked the student if he was entertaining a lady.
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NFL
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Playboy's 2008 Nfl Preview
PLAYBOY'S 2008 NFL PREVIEW
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Rick Gosselin
NOBODY HAS
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Playboy's 200 Nfl Preview
WHO'S DOWN
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R.G.
.OUR TEAM IS ON THIS LIST,
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Quick Hits
QUICK HITS
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Rocky Rakovic
Odds the Patriots wilt go undefeated this year, according to BetUS: 15 to 1. Thej have the weakest schedule, facing team: with an average .387 winning percentage last year. The Steelers have the tough: est schedule, facing opponents with a( average .598 winning percentage.
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HAUNTED CLASSICS
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GAHAN WILSON
FOR FIVE DECADES THE MASTER
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Fashion
THROWBACK TO CAMPUS
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JENNIFER RYAN JONES
DRESSING WELL IN A COLLEGE SETTING CAN BE AS HARD AS GETTING TO THAT EIGHT A.M. CLASS AFTER A NIGHT OF "SOCIALIZING." MAKE THINGS EASIER ON
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Fiction
NOBODY MOVE PART FOUR
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DENIS JOHNSON
immy steered the pickup left-handed, bis right arm __ crossing his chest and the right hand dangling out the window. "Did you kill him?" Anita lifted the bottle from her lap and made sure
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GIRLS of the BIG 10
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Meet the heartthrobs of the heartland
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MEATY Myths
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AMERICAN SPIRIT
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Better Sex
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Dirty Duck
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Where & How To Buy
WHERE & HOW TO BUY
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Below is a list of retailers and manufac­turers you can contact for information on where to find this month's merchandise. To buy the apparel and equipment shown on pages 92-95, check the listings below to find the stores nearest you.
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ESCORT
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Notes and News
GREEN WITH ENVI
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Miss June 1997 Carrie Stevens launched the online green lashion magazine Knvi-Image (envi-image.com) with a little help liom her I'laymate iriends.
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HOT PINK
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10 YEARS AGO THIS MONTH
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Miss October 1998 Laura Cover told us her ambition was to "marry the man of my dreams and have lots of ba­bies." She's off to a good start. In November
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LOOSE LIPS
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When Howard Stern asked his guest Miss June 2008 Juliette Frette if her breasts were real, she re­plied, "Yes, and I try to squeeze them into D cups."
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HOT SHOT
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MY FAVORITE PLAYMATE
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Joanna Angel
—Owner of BumingAnge
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PERFECT (BIG) 10 ALUMS
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You've seen what the Big 10 currently of­fers, but the powerhouse conference has long had a knack lor turning out Playmates. Sally Sarell was born in .Vshtabula. Ohio, spent some time in Finland and then at­tended OSU. Heidi Becker is another world traveler, born in Austria only to at-
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Playmate Gossip
PLAYMATE GOSSIP
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The Brst year is always the toughest for bars and eateries—26 percent of new restaurants close within the first 12 months—so the Pub at Gateway Village in Charlotte, North Carolina spared no expense when it celebrated its one-year anniversary. The establishment flew in PMOY 2007 Sara Jean Underwood to bend an elbow with its faith-
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ATHENA PHEROMONE 10x
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Constantinipples
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We'd Always Have Karis
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Watch Spike Lee's Miracle M St. Anna closely and you may catch a glimpse of model and actress KARIS LANE, who has a nonspeaking part as a refugee. Let's hope we hear from her soon.
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How Much for da Two a Yas?
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Disgracing former New York governor Eliot Spil/er was no day at the beach for ASHLEY DUPRE (left). Nice to see her having fun in the Jersey sun with a fellow hottie—ASHLEY DUPRES MOM.
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Abs of Steel
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What topsy-turvy times these are! Men are having babies. America is torturing. Lance Bass is gay. And Heidi Montag may not be the best bikini stuffer on The Hills. Holy hardbody, AUDRINA PARTRIDGE!
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Orlando's Bloomin' Onion
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s MIRANDA KERR? An Aussie Victoria's Secret gal dubbed "the next Elle Mac-pherson." Lego-las hKs it bow and;
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What's in the Baa?
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We wonder what SIENNA MILLER orders j at Poquito Mas® (The i Original Baja Taco Stand®). The Fresh Ahi Burrito by Chef Mas'", perhaps? Or does she go for the Shrimp Tacos San Felipe1"? Either way, we reckon she gets the Show Us Your Nipples© discount.
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Abbie, Queen of Scots
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Meet five-foot-
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Next Month
Next Month
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ULTIMATE FEMALE-HOST OF UFC ALL ACCESS AND FORMER OCTAGON GIRLRACHELLE LEAH LOOKS FIERCE IN HER PLAYBOY PICTORIAL. THE ONLY RULE IN OUR MATCH? NO CLOTHES.
200050_20081001_000159.xml
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C3
C3
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Anheuser-Busch
Budweiser SELECT
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200050_20081001_000160.xml
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C4
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Smokeless Tobacco Co.
SKOAL
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200050_20081001_000161.xml
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Back Cover
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ONEPARTEASY. TWO PARTS HELL-YEAH.
200050_20081001_000162.xml