Issue: 19850401

Monday, April 1, 1985
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From the Editor
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Playbill
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People have different approaches to reading a magazine. Some start at the front and read straight through; some work backward; others unfold the Playmate. We'd like to suggest that this month you alter your routine and begin with a little gem called Signals, by Daniel Mark Epstein (illustrated by Stanislaw Fernandes). In the best tradition of man-to-man conversation, Epstein takes just a few priceless words to tell you everything you need to know about reading a woman's sexual moods. If you're a young man just starting to figure out the mysterious female psyche, save this article. It will get funnier, if not more useful, with the passage of time.
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General Offices: Playboy Building, 919 North Michigan Ave., Chicago, Illinois 60611. Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, drawings and photographs submitted if they are to be returned and no responsibility can be assumed for unsolicited materials. All rights in letters sent to Playboy will be treated as unconditionally assigned for publication and copyright purposes and as subject to Playboys unrestricted right to edit and to comment editorially. Contents Copyright © 1985 by Playboy. All rights reserved. Playboy and Rabbit Head Symbol are marks of Playboy. Registered U.S. Patent Office, Marca Registrada, Marque Déposée. Nothing may be reprinted in whole or in part without written permission from the publisher. Any similarity between the people and places in the fiction and semifiction in this magazine and any real people and places is purely coincidental. Credits: Photography by: Bill Arsenault, P. 114-117; Daisy Ascher, P. 5; Atlan/Sygma, P. 158; Dave Boston, P. 5; Camera 5 © 1984 Ben Weaver, P. 142; Captured Glory © 1984, P. 172; Nancy J. Clendaniel, P. 141; Tom Copi, P. 138; Mike Elins, P. 140; Andy Freeberg/Retna, Ltd., P. 172; Arny Freytag, P. 83, 126; David Gahr, P. 172; Jack Goodman, P. 22; Curt Gunther/Camera 5, P. 172; Richard Klein, P. 5 (2), 138-139, 210; Tony Korody/Sygma, P. 172; Allen Laghmiller, P. 5; Jacques Langevin/Sygma, P. 172; Larry L. Logan, P. 11 (2); Dennis Magdich, P. 141; David Mecey, P. 5, 210; Seymour Mednick, P. 136; Marcelo Mendocino, P. 5; Kerry Morris, P. 11, 84, 130; Paul Natkin, P. 138 (6), 139, 140, 141; Pompeo Posar, P. 11; Ken Regan/Camera 5, P. 172; Mark Reinstein/Photoreporters, P. 157; John Shelly/Photoreporters, P. 157; Simonpietri/Sygma, P. 158; Bill Smith, P. 11; Vernon L. Smith, P. 5 (4), 172; Horst Wackersaith, P. 11; Oscar Williams © 1985, P. 172. Sculpture by: Jack Gregory, P. 136. Illustrations by: Aquila Graphics, P. 18; David Beck, P. 43; David Lee Csicsko, P. 41; Julie Johnson, P. 39; Lonnie Sue Johnson, P. 24 (2); George Masi, P. 53 (2); Jerry McDonald, P. 22; Jane Meredith, P. 211; Paul Moch, P. 28, 142, 211; Dennis Mukai, P. 51; Robert Risko, P. 142; Pater Sato, P. 17; Abbe Sennett, P. 23, 210; Ron Villani, P. 37; Len Willis, P. 211; Harumi Yamaguchi, P. 45. Insert: Fashion Guide Bingo Card between pages 158-159.
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Contents for the Men's Entertainment Magazine
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Hugh M. Hefnereditor and publisher
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The World of Playboy
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Two's Company
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Letters to the Editor
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Dear Playboy
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Address Dear Playboy, Playboy Building, 919 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Illinois 60611
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Indicia
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Playboy, (ISSN 0032-1478), April, 1985, Volume 32, Number 4. Published Monthly by Playboy, Playboy Building, 919 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois 60611. Subscriptions: In the United States and its possessions, $54 for 36 issues, $36 for 24 issues, $22 for 12 issues. Canada, $27 for 12 issues. Elsewhere, $35 for 12 issues. Allow 45 days for new subscriptions and renewals. Change of Address: Send both old and new addresses to Playboy, Post Office Box 2420, Boulder, Colorado 80322, and allow 45 days for change. Marketing: Ed Condon, Director/Direct Marketing; Jack Bernstein, Circulation Promotion Director. Advertising: Charles M. Stentiford, Advertising Director; Joe Mangione, Advertising Promotion Director; Jeffrey Kleinman, Craig Vander Ploeg, Senior Associate Managers; Jay Remer, National Alcoholic Beverages Marketing Manager; Brain Van Mols, National Automotive Marketing Manager, 747 Third Avenue, New York, New York 10017; Linda Malanga, Chicago Manager, 919 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois 60611; 3001 West Big Beaver Road, Troy, Michigan 48084; Los Angels 90010, Stanley L. Perkins, Manager, 4311 Wilshire Boulevard, San Francisco 94104, Tom Jones, Manager, 417 Montgomery Street.
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Benedictine
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Playboy After Hours
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Equal Opportunity
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So You Want To Be A Monk
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Theodore Fischer
If your M.B.A., J.D. or Ph.D. in computer science isn't giving you the satisfaction you thought it would, you may be ready for something completely different. Perhaps it's time to contemplate committing yourself to the monastic life. Wait. Consider the advantages: You receive guaranteed lifetime--and postlifetime--security. You enjoy the companionship of fellow men who aren't trying to date your girl. With this guide, you can make the world your cloister.
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David Berkowitz. John Wayne Gacy. Ted Bundy. Jim Jones. Richard Speck. Famous names, famous wolves at the door. These five men have killed hundreds of innocents and, as Jack Levin and James Alan Fox's Mass Murder: America's Growing Menace (Plenum) makes clear in explicit detail, they have plenty of company. The rate of violent crime in the U.S. is falling, but multiple murder is on the rise. Why? Maybe there's a different set of reasons for every crazed killer out there. Levin and Fox present a well-crafted, well-written overview of a complicated subject, but no one has yet answered the most intriguing questions: Why are Americans so accomplished at lone-wolf brutality? And why do those crimes so fascinate the rest of us? Maybe it's because Americans like almost anything grand, even if it's Guignol.
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Barbara Pepe
Dave takes a Solo: Van Halen's lead singer, David Lee Roth, recently released a four-song EP called Crazy After the Heat (Warner)--the first solo effort from a member of the band. We asked Contributing Editor David Rensin to get Roth to explain what he could do alone that he couldn't do with Van Halen. Says Rensin: "We met at the group's Hollywood offices. Roth strutted in, wrapped in Ray-Bans and a high school letterman's jacket. He looked weathered, as if he had just returned from camping in the jungles of New Guinea--which, of course, he had. I let him do all the talking."
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Nik Kershaw's The Riddle (MCA) is rock disguised as reggae, and Kershaw's funny, down-to-earth lyrics are a surprise in such a setting. How can you dislike a guy who asks Don Quixote for advice or who says of his own status as a newborn rock-'n'-roll star, "He got no sense but he got money"? Kershaw sticks his head in the clouds long enough to make a plea to Save the Whales, and the title track is a whimsically enchanting march that makes no actual sense. But it also makes no sense that America hasn't yet discovered Kershaw.
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Fast Tracks
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Barbara Nellis
Rock and Wrestling: Cyndi Lauper has another award to add to her growing collection: The World Wrestling Federation has honored her contributions to the sport, especially to women's wrestling. Her manager calls it "a very unique situation." We call it cute. She-bop!
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Bruce Williamson
Diane Keaton channels her flakiness into a subtle, first-class performance as Mrs. Soffel (MGM/UA), which also marks a quiet triumph for Australian director Gillian Armstrong, proving here that her fine feminist saga, My Brilliant Career (1978), was no flash-in-the-pan success. The true story of a prison warden's wife who scandalized turn-of-the-century Pittsburgh when she left her husband and children and ran off with two condemned killers after helping them escape, Mrs. Soffel is a headlong romance that would be ridiculous if it were mere fiction. But you will believe, the way Keaton plays it, that a proper, deeply religious matron finds the gypsy in her soul awakened by a prisoner on death row. The way Mel Gibson plays the doomed Ed Biddle, with more appealing vulnerability than he's shown in any previous role, you'll also believe he is a celebrity jailbird who has lovelorn women lined up in the street to protest his innocence. Matthew Modine, as Biddle's brother, and Edward Herrmann, as the stolid Mr. Soffel, are equally fine, though the movie's major plus is the Keaton-Gibson chemistry-- some sorely needed sizzle for a dark and downbeat tale of passion behind bars. [rating]3 bunnies[/rating]
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Bruce Williamson
Amadeus Madness set to music in Milos Forman's grand Mozart bio. [rating]4 bunnies[/rating]
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Tips From An All-World Scout
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Dan Jenkins
You hear a lot about mambas, hippos, rhinos, even terrorists and Commies, but I say Africa takes a bad rap. Africa gives you tall people. And in basketball, you can't win without that guy who can wheel and deal in the paint, work on top of the iron, fill it with baby hooks. When I can't find a good prospect in Africa, I look in Yugoslavia, Sweden, Germany, maybe Russia. The Dominican Republic comes through now and then. A scout never knows where he'll have to be. But I always start in Africa. They're taller. The kid in Belgrade who's 7'2" comes in at 7'6" in Ubangi. All I do is find 'em and place 'em. It's the coaches who have to teach 'em how to piss indoors.
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Sexist Witch-Hunt
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Asa Baber
So what should I do?" Jennifer asked. "I think I love them both. I'm orgasmic with each of them. They're wonderful lovers. I've never had it so good. I'm just afraid they'll drop me at the same time. What will that leave me with? My vibrator? Listen, I've got nothing against vibrators, but I hate loneliness."
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A Good Man is Harder to Find
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Cynthia Heimel
I like a cosmic joke as much as the next girl, but there are times when I wish the gods would refrain from practical jokes of the whoopee-cushion variety.
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Saint Offramp of the Vipers
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Craig Vetter
About a year ago, I had the awful luck to fall into a sort of speed trap for those who have been running too long in the fast lane. Before it was over, I'd been held incommunicado for 30 hours, badly misdiagnosed, well frightened, drugged and charged $1112. It was a lesson I'm not likely to forget; and forced to put it into a simple sentence, this is what I get: There is more than one reason they put snakes on the symbol for the medical profession.
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Reader QA
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The Playboy Advisor
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The letter from M. R. (The Playboy Advisor, December) concerning stimulation of the male nipples is of great interest to me. While still in my early teens, I discovered that I could attain an immediate erection by pinching and fondling my nipples. I doubt that many men can achieve orgasm from such stimulation alone, but it is a fantastic form of foreplay. I have never been embarrassed to ask my sex partners to massage, lick and suck my breasts. All of them have granted my requests, and they seemed to enjoy the experience. My favorite ritual leading to intercourse involves my wife's performing fellatio on me while I work on my nipples. Rather than sending conflicting signals to my nervous system, this simultaneous stimulation increases the sensation in my cock and my breasts. Several minutes of dual action leaves me in a state of absolute ecstasy, and my arousal level is at a peak. I am happy to see that Playboy endorses breast action for men as well as for women. If every unwilling male puts aside any macho hang-up he has about this unmanly approach to sex, he will discover a wonderful erogenous zone above his belt.--T. T., Dallas, Texas.
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The question of the month:
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The Silent Generation Returns
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Price of Prurience
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Bucking the Divine Wind
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Michael Delp
Such a poetic tribute to ovulation and ejaculation is rare in these (and, probably, other) pages but is no less than we might expect from the new director of creative writing at the Interlochen Arts Academy in Michigan.
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Playboy Interview
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Wayne Gretzky
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In keeping with the Playboy tradition of interviewing heads of state, we bring you Wayne Douglas Gretzky of Canada. For those who don't follow the puck, he is Jim Thorpe on skates, Jesse Owens with a stick, Babe Ruth in hockey shorts. Going by statistics alone, Wayne Gretzky is the greatest athlete of the 20th Century. Going by the polls, he is more famous than everyone else in Canada combined.
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"Café Flesh" and Me
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Jerry Stahl
Confessions of a Cult Sex King
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Rock Video Gets Hot
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Even with MTV's tireless titillation and Prince's purple bump and grind, there's been something missing from video music. Call it heat for heat's sake. Hot women, hot music, hot film--a synergy for eye and ear. Now it's here. Playboy's Girls of Rock & Roll, produced by Carol Rosenstein and directed by David Winters, is at your video store. "It's going to be very successful," says multiple Emmy nominee Winters. "It's music, film, nudity in extremely good taste, humor and incredible production values." Unique in that it spotlights stars a-borning--these videos don't promo old records but new talent--Playboy's Girls of Rock & Roll is being distributed by CBS-Fox. "These girls are a break away from stardom," Winters says. "They are terrific." And you can say you saw them here first--all of them.
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Even Charles Atlas Dies
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sergio Ramírez
How well I remember Captain Hatfield, U.S.M.C., the day he came down to the dock at Bluefields on the Atlantic coast of Nicaragua to see me off on the steamer to New York. He offered me his final words of advice and pressed on me his cashmere English overcoat--because it would be cold up there, he said. He walked with me down the gangplank and then clasped my hand in a long, firm handshake as I was about to step into the launch. As we motored out to meet the steamer on the high seas, I saw him for the last time, his figure slender and arched in his fatigues and campaign boots, waving goodbye with his cloth cap. I say for the last time because three days later, he was shot in a Sandinista assault on the Puerto Cabezas garrison, where he was the commander.
200050_19850401_054442.xml
article
91
90,91,92,194
Feature
[no value]
White Magic
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Emanuel Greenberg
The Grand Illusion
200050_19850401_054443.xml
article
93
93
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Alden Erikson
[no value]
200050_19850401_054444.xml
article
94
94,95,196,197,198
Feature
[no value]
Support Our Boys in Nicaragua
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Eskow
Me? Sweet, quiet Jeffrey Coates? Attack Desi Arnaz with a rolled-up copy of Soldier of Fortune magazine? Man, I was the last guy in the world that you'd figure for that kind of psycho scene--before I went to Nick, that is. Hey, pre-Nick, I used, to watch "I Love Lucy" all the time. Ricky Ricardo was my hero. But after I came home from my tour of Nick, my whole take on Desi started changing. One afternoon, for absolutely no reason, I set fire to my bongos.... Every time I heard a mambo, I'd break out in a cold sweat. I didn't realize in my, like, conscious mind how much Desi reminded me of that 'raguan lieutenant that captured me.... But then, one night, I'm walking down 57th Street in N.Y.C., right, givin' all the rich folks my jungle-warfare stare, and suddenly I'm eye-locked with old Desi himself. But, like, he wasn't Desi anymore--he was that Sandy lieutenant crouchin' down in the brambles! And I just went into total Nick flashback.... It's been a tough recovery. Both Desi and Lucy have come to visit me in the rehab center--separately, natch--and that's a class move on their part. But what about my buddies out there on the street? They're walking time bombs, man! They could freak any time and start dynamiting Mexican restaurants or whatever.... And what about the boys who'll be shipped down there by the boatload? What about the ones who won't come back?"
200050_19850401_054445.xml
pictorial
96
96,97,98,99,100,101,102,103,104,105,106-108,109,204
Pictorial
[no value]
Cindy Brooks, Miss April, 1985
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Steve Wayda
Cindy Brooks makes you want to watch your language. She bombards you with her squeaky-clean vibes and, if you're not careful, you find yourself saying such things as "Golly, Cindy, that's keen!"
200050_19850401_054446.xml
article
110
110
Humor
[no value]
Playboy's Party Jokes
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Marcel, the famous chef, said he'd tickle my palate if I had dinner at his apartment on his free night," the girl confided to a confidante, "but can you guess what he wanted to tickle it with?"
200050_19850401_054447.xml
article
111
111
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Gahan Wilson
[no value]
200050_19850401_054448.xml
article
113
112,113
News
[no value]
Signals
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Daniel Mark Epstein
When they don't want to make love, they talk about their lovers and husbands.
200050_19850401_054449.xml
pictorial
114
114,115,116,117
Pictorial
[no value]
Let 'em Rip!
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
It's time for spring training with Morganna, baseball's buxom (60-24-39) Kissing Bandit. Sprinting onto the playing field to smooch big stars and small, from Pete Rose to Otto Valez, Morganna is anathema to security guards but the next best thing to the national anthem for the players. Last year, in fact, she expanded her already prodigious horizons and added basketball's Kelly Tripucka to her list of big-time athletes lucky enough to catch a wayward buss. But a girl has to do something during the off season to keep in shape for surprise Monday-night boob-tube baseball appearances, and that's what she's up to here. All the equipment shown--from the Huffy Workhorse to the home tanning bed for getting an early start on beach and bleacher rays--will give you a leg up on your fellow jocks come summer. And just to make certain you don't break training, we've included the Sunbeam Motivator, an electronic coach/scale with a 235-word vocabulary. We've worked up a sweat just looking at Morganna.
200050_19850401_054450.xml
article
119
119
Ribald Classics
[no value]
Ribald Clasic: Brief Tales from Korea
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Two Interesting Lies
200050_19850401_054451.xml
article
121
120,121,184,186
20Q
[no value]
20 Questions: Joel Hyatt
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Joel Hyatt, at 34, is the Ray Kroc of law. Despite widespread criticism from his professional contemporaries, his low-cost Hyatt Legal Services chain (at the moment with 155 offices in 20 states) threatens not only to become the largest law firm of any kind in the world but to change America's ambivalent opinion of lawyers. His method: a slick national-television ad campaign (starring Joel Hyatt), storefront offices located in shopping centers with evening and weekend hours and extremely cheap rates. Bill Zehme caught up with Hyatt in Kansas City, Missouri, the firm's headquarters, and reports: "Hyatt is every bit as earnest as he seems in those commercials. He could probably be Wally and Beaver's other brother. In his office, visitors are greeted by a huge Andy Warhol lithograph of Justice Louis Brandeis, from the series 'Ten Great Jews of the 20th Century.' Hyatt swears that he often looks up from his desk and catches the legendary jurist winking at him."
200050_19850401_054452.xml
article
122
122,123,124,134,150,174,176,178,179,180,182,183
Feature
[no value]
What I Learned at Sea
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Reg Potterton
I have no satisfactory explanation for this, but for almost ten years, I was employed by Playboy magazine in a position that many people described (somewhat carelessly, I often thought) as the greatest job in the world. For an aspiring young writer who'd spent years day-dreaming about exotic lands, it probably seemed as close to perfection as any job could be. The work consisted of foreign travel, with an open expense account and a walletful of company credit cards, and taking notes. It was the kind of job that allowed me to go where I wanted when I wanted, and I did. Someone had to do it, and for reasons best known to those who made the choice, I was chosen.
200050_19850401_054453.xml
pictorial
125
125,126,127,128,129,130,131,132,133
Pictorial
[no value]
Playmate Sisters
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054454.xml
article
135
135
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Doug Sneyd
[no value]
200050_19850401_054455.xml
article
136
136,137
News
[no value]
Playboy Music 85
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Cyndi Lauper may be a flash-in-the-pan popster, but as a philosopher, she has already proved herself to be a straight thinker and a woman of unerring intuition. She has come up with a Gestalt for the Eighties: fun. Having some expertise in this area, we can only say that this woman sees things our way. We may not dye our hair orange, dress up in rhinestones and fast-dance on the sidewalk, but we appreciate a smart and funny woman who does.
200050_19850401_054456.xml
article
136
136
News
[no value]
Hall of Fame: Michael Jackson
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
We've seen and heard a lot of Michael Jackson in the past few years--enough, some might say, to last a lifetime. In the two and a half years since Thriller first thrilled us, Michael the megastar has authored more fashion and dance trends than Madison Avenue and 42nd Street put together. He's a record-selling titleholder of Guinness proportions; a crossover artist in its broadest definition, counting his fans among every race and generation. When you're as good as Michael is at nearly everything, we wonder where you find a challenge.
200050_19850401_054457.xml
article
139
138,139,144
News
[no value]
Readers' Choices 85
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Every November, when we publish the Playboy Music Poll ballot, we're charmed that, unlike other polls, ours is fun, though it's not much fun to tabulate the results. Here's the fun part: the winners according to your ballots. For complete results, turn to page 144.
200050_19850401_054458.xml
article
140
140
News
[no value]
Can you Spot the Punk on this Page?
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Which of the gentlemen above is the punk? Is it Frank "Frank" Sinatra, pride of Hoboken, Palm Springs and the National Republican Committee? Or is it Billy Idol, the bottle blond with the Mad Max look and the Presley snarl? We caught each of their acts during recent tours, and we took notes. Below, we submit our observations; you be the judge.
200050_19850401_054459.xml
article
140
140
News
[no value]
Stars 'N' Bars & Rock 'N' Roll
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Huey Lewis and the News gave us the year's best Star-Spangled Banner at the All-Star Game. Lionel Richie led the collective orgy that concluded the 23rd Olympiad. Michael Jackson picked up his Lifetime Achievement Award at the White House. But, while the Reagan re-election team prodded, most rockers wouldn't help win one for the Gipper. Billy Joel declined a White House invitation. And John Cougar Mellencamp turned down Reagan's request to use the Pink Houses song and video, saying, "I didn't know whether to be more embarrassed for me or the President--obviously, he doesn't understand the song." Meanwhile, the Republicans saturated MTV with ads. The flap of the year hit when the rockin' Republicans discovered Bruce Springsteen. Drummer Max Weinberg invited George Will to a show, which resulted in a rave for the Boss in Will's column. Then Reagan praised Springsteen for his "message of hope," claiming to be a fan. At a later concert, Springsteen wondered aloud whether Reagan had listened to his song Johnny 99, which is about an unemployed auto worker who shoots his wife. Maybe Fritz Mondale said it best: "Bruce may have been born to run, but he wasn't born yesterday." Personally, we were encouraged when we spotted Boy George's campaign button.
200050_19850401_054460.xml
article
141
141
News
[no value]
Talk Show
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
"The music business is full of sharks, barracudas and piranhas. These people scare me sometimes. They make the boxing world look like a Sunday-school class." --Don King
200050_19850401_054461.xml
article
141
141
News
[no value]
The Tina Turner Workout
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Do you find it hard to believe that this woman is 45? Do you wish other 45-year-old women looked like this?
200050_19850401_054462.xml
article
142
142,143
News
[no value]
Editors' Choices 85
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The You Know Who You Are Award: To all the girls Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson have loved.
200050_19850401_054463.xml
advertisement
145
145
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Coca-Cola Company
Bacardi
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054464.xml
article
147
147
Humor
[no value]
Annie & Albert
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
J. Michael Leonard
Well, Frankly, Albert--I don't think your transvestitism is all that uncommon....
200050_19850401_054465.xml
article
147
147
Humor
[no value]
The Loner
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Frank Baginski
Reynolds Dodson
Boy, these computer dating services are a rip-off!
200050_19850401_054466.xml
article
147
147
Humor
[no value]
5 Cent Mary
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Enos
Anything you can spare, sir!
200050_19850401_054467.xml
article
148
148
Humor
[no value]
Betsy's Buddies
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Downs
Harvey Kurtzman
Magazine said that in practicing fellatio, it can be easier for the woman if she tries different positions.I read in vogue magazine that feet are the last erogenous zone....
200050_19850401_054468.xml
article
149
149
Humor
[no value]
Saturday Nite Jive
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bill Johnson
Wanna go to bed?I don't do that anymore.
200050_19850401_054469.xml
article
149
149
Humor
[no value]
Meaty Myths
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Fred Schrier
Venus Ahead!
200050_19850401_054470.xml
article
151
151
[no value]
[no value]
Fashion
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Fashion
200050_19850401_054471.xml
advertisement
153
152,153
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Timberland
Shoe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054472.xml
advertisement
154
154
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Boston Traders
Boston Traders
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054473.xml
article
155
155
News
[no value]
Preview
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
A few words here on how a great monthly organ is put out. To get a focus on fashion, a small crew of us is dispatched to shows and showrooms across the country. We see what the manufacturers are making; we see what the retailers are going to be selling. And then we try to make some sense out of it all. That's the hardest part. Sometimes, this is a very strange business. If there's one direction that has come out of our market shopping this time, it's a trend toward very bright colors and very bold prints. And if there's one item of clothing that has come out of that shopping, it's the Hawaiian shirt.
200050_19850401_054474.xml
advertisement
156
156
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Michelob Light
Beer
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054475.xml
article
157
157,158
News
[no value]
No Shirt is an Island
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Once again, fashion returns to the missionary position. The men who took the fear of God to the wild Hawaiians started by insisting on clothing the natives' nakedness. From basic work shirts, patterns soon developed to mark important times--birth, death, marriage, the tourist season. Now the prints cause a revolution. And with our help, everybody's wearing them.
200050_19850401_054476.xml
advertisement
159
159
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Inertia Dynamics Corp.
The Lean Machine
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054477.xml
article
160
160,161,163,164
News
[no value]
Easy Does It
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
In the now-famous words of an old friend of ours, "We love it!" Los Angeles has long been the sportswear capital of the universe, the place where no one serious owned serious shoes, the place where ties were just a nasty rumor. Non-Angelenos called it laid-back. True L.A. lovers called it the only way to live. Now that special style is about to have a very important influence on sportswear everywhere. The keynotes are a free-and-easy fit and a predominance of natural fibers. Hold the papaya juice.
200050_19850401_054478.xml
advertisement
162
162
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lee
Lee
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054479.xml
advertisement
165
165
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Austin Nichols Distilling Co.
Wild Turkey
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054480.xml
advertisement
166
166
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jantzen, Inc.
Jantzen
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054481.xml
article
167
167
News
[no value]
Bold Strokes
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
O.K., guys, it's time to lighten up. The idea, in case it hasn't struck you by now, is that fashion is something you should have fun with. And while you're lightening up, try brightening up. Go for it, as the tourists say in L.A. Try a yellow-banded watch. It's fine. Trust us. Sporty accessories this season take their cue from the hot-flash colors of activewear.
200050_19850401_054482.xml
article
168
168,169
News
[no value]
Well Suited
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The ease and comfort seen in this season's sportswear carry right over into suits and sports jackets. Tailoring is easy and ample, and fabrics add a more elegant touch. There's a lot of silk, blended with linen and wool. Texture is more subtle, too, with soft patterns of color predominating. You'll even see a soft sheen to some fabrics. Here are some shining examples.
200050_19850401_054483.xml
advertisement
170
170
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Soloflex, Inc.
Soloflex
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054484.xml
article
171
171,172
News
[no value]
Flash
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
If the Medium is the Message, how come the T-Shirts are Extra-Large?
200050_19850401_054485.xml
advertisement
173
173
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
W.A Taylor & Co.
Courvoisier
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054486.xml
advertisement
174
174
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Reebok
Shoe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054487.xml
advertisement
174
174
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Schott
Schott
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054488.xml
article
175
175
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Roy Raymonde
[no value]
200050_19850401_054489.xml
advertisement
177
177
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Vegas World Hotel-Casino
Las Vegas
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054490.xml
article
178
178
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Brian Savage
[no value]
200050_19850401_054491.xml
advertisement
179
179
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
General Wine & Spirits Co.
Dr Mcgillicuddy's
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054492.xml
article
180
180
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Malcolm Hancock
[no value]
200050_19850401_054493.xml
advertisement
181
181
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Nissan
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054494.xml
article
182
182
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
William Hoest
[no value]
200050_19850401_054495.xml
article
183
183
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Bernard Handelsman
[no value]
200050_19850401_054496.xml
article
184
184
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Chon Day
[no value]
200050_19850401_054497.xml
advertisement
185
185
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Cincinnati Microwave, Inc.
Escort
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054498.xml
advertisement
187
187
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Cincinnati Microwave, Inc.
Passport
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054499.xml
advertisement
188
188
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Products
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054500.xml
advertisement
188
188
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Products
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054501.xml
article
189
189
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Michael Ffolkes
[no value]
200050_19850401_054502.xml
article
190
190
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Mort Gerberg
[no value]
200050_19850401_054503.xml
advertisement
WS3
WS3
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Heublein, Inc.
Black Velvet
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054504.xml
advertisement
WS4
WS4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bosley Medical Group
Hair Loss
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054505.xml
article
191
191
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Pat Anderson
[no value]
200050_19850401_054506.xml
advertisement
192
192
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Key Largo
Key Largo
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054507.xml
advertisement
193
193
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Philip Morris Inc.
Merit
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054508.xml
article
194
194
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Howard Shoemaker
[no value]
200050_19850401_054509.xml
advertisement
195
195
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Ste. Pierre Smirnoff
Smirnoff
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054510.xml
article
196
196
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Mike Williams
[no value]
200050_19850401_054511.xml
advertisement
197
197
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Products
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054512.xml
advertisement
197
197
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054513.xml
advertisement
198
198
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Tabasco
Bloody Mary Mix
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054514.xml
advertisement
199
199
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Joyce Holder
Joyce Holder
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054515.xml
advertisement
201
201
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Canon
Camera
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054516.xml
advertisement
202
202
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Browne Vintners Co.
Chardonnay
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054517.xml
article
203
203
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Donald Reilly
[no value]
200050_19850401_054518.xml
advertisement
204
204
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Karess
Satin Sheets
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054519.xml
article
205
205
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Buck Brown
[no value]
200050_19850401_054520.xml
advertisement
206
206
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Cigarette
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850401_054521.xml
article
207
207
News
[no value]
The Butler is in Charge
[no value]
[no value]
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Good help may be hard to find, but great help is here in the form of The Butler, a product from Total Computer Systems that answers the phone like John Gielgud while guarding your place like Charles Bronson--all the while responding to instructions in an electronic voice, using such phrases as "Yes, master." (Admit it: You always have wanted to be addressed as master.) Most important, everything The Butler can do, from turning the lights, heat or air conditioning up or down to recording coded messages on the answering machine, can be controlled over the phone. Thinking of catching the Concorde for cocktails in Paris tonight? Go ahead, m'lord; The Butler is in charge.
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Night Moves
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You say you've lined up a Baltic princess to share your big night on the town? When this vision of loveliness appears, do you doff your coonskin cap? Do you scribble the address of her winter chalet with a golf pencil? No way, night rider. Baltic princesses seldom make passes at guys who are classless--and she'll definitely equate your style with the elegance of your accessories. You'll impress more princesses with gold than with cardboard, and that's why the items here are more than pricy trinkets. They're reminders of your sense of style. What better way to light her Gauloises than with a tongue of flame from a handful of gold? What better way to take down her address than with an 18-kt.-gold fountain pen? Even if your princess doesn't make a pass, at least she'll want to get her hands in your pockets.
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Buyers Guide
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Potpourri
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Scuba's Latest Skin Game
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Grapevine
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Beware: Soft Shoulders
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Next Month
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"Playmate of the Year"--Surprise! We're introducing our number-one gatefold girl one month earlier than we used to. We'll give you one hint: You're Gonna love her
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