Issue: 19850301

Friday, March 1, 1985
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There are those who watch television only for 60 Minutes. There are those who read Playboy only for the Interview. Our March issue is dedicated to all six of you. We had always been curious about what went on behind the scenes of America's most popular TV news magazine. It seemed only natural that the Playboy Interview finally go mano a mano with the other guys. Morgan Strong sat for days and weeks with the Mount Rushmore visages of Sunday-night TV--Ed Bradley, Diane Sawyer, Morley Safer, Harry Reasoner, producer Don Hewitt and Mike Wallace. We can hear the stop watch ticking. . . .
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General Offices: Playboy Building, 919 North Michigan Ave., Chicago, Illinois 60611. Return Postage Must Accompany all manuscripts, drawings and photographs submitted if they are to be returned and no responsibility can be assumed for unsolicited materials, all rights in letters sent to Playboy will be treated as unconditionally assigned for publication and copyright purposes and as subject to Playboy's unrestricted right to edit and to comment editorially. Contents Copyright © 1985 by Playboy, all rights reserved. Playboy and Rabbit Head Symbol are Marks of Playboy, Registered U.S. Patent Office, Marca Registrada. Marque Déposèe. Nothing may be Reprinted in whole or in part without written permission from the publisher, any similarity between the people and places in the fiction and semifiction in this magazine and any real people and places is purely coincidental. Credits: Photography by: Joel Beren, p. 3; Mario Casilli, p. 14; John Derek, p. 14 (2); Arny Freytag, p. 14; Robert Hakalski, p. 3; Tom Kelley, p. 14; Richard Klein, p. 3; Bill Kobrin/Globe, p. 14; Dorothy Prentiss Mac Donald, p. 3; Kerry Morris, p. 3; Paul Natkin, p. 18; Pompeo Posar, p. 194; Pamela Price/Picture Group, p. 3; Vernon L. Smith, p. 3 (4); Linda Thomsen, p. 3. " Playboy Guide: Wheels" Cover Photo by Jeffrey R. Zwart, p. 135. "Sex in the Comics" © 1985 By Chelsea House, p. 108--113. Illustrations by: Dave Beck, p. 33; Dave Calver, p. 32, 195; David Lee Csicsko, p. 194; Mary Anne Enriquez, p. 194; Ann Field, p. 37; Melinda Gordon, p. 195; Tom Herzberg, p. 22; Dennis Magdich, p. 195; George Masi, p. 47 (2); Paul Moch, p. 20, 194; Dennis Mukai, p. 45; Pater Sato, p. 13; Abbe Sennett, p. 195; Harumi Yamaguchi, p. 39. Inserts: Kool Card between p. 16--17, 182--183; Playboy Clubs International. Card p. 166--167.
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Contents for the Men's Entertainment Magazine
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Hugh M. Hefnereditor and publisher
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Dear Playboy
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Mr. and Mrs. MCC
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Indicia
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Playboy, (ISSN 0032-1478), March, 1985, Volume 32, Number 3, Published Monthly by Playboy, Playboy Building, 919 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois 60511. Subscriptions: In the United States and its Possessions, $54 for 36 Issues, $36 for 24 Issues, $22 for 12 Issues, Canada, $27 for 12 Issues, Elsewhere, $35 for 12 Issues, Allow 45 days for New Subscriptions and Renewals. Change of Address: send both old and New Addresses to Playboy, Post Office Box 2420, Boulder, Colorado 80322, and Allow 45 days for Change. Marketing: ED Condon, Director/Direct Marketing; Jack Bernstein, Circulation Promotion Director, Advertising: Charles M. Stentiford, Advertising director; Jeffrey Kleinman, Craig Vander Ploeg, Senior Associate Managers; Jay Remer, National Alcoholic Beverages Marketing Manager; Brian Van Mols, National Automotive Marketing Manager, 747 third Ave., New York, N.Y. 10017; Linda Malanga, Chicago Manager, 919 North Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill. 60511; 3001 West Big Beaver Rd., Troy, Mich. 48084; Los Angeles 90010, Stanley L. Perkins, Manager, 4311 Wilshire Blvo.; San Francisco 94104, Tom Jones, Manager, 417 Montgomery St.
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Playboy After Hours
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The Hood, The Bad and the Ugly
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Kate Nolan
Boy Talk: Boy George, flanked by his plain-faced Culture Club ensemble, Mikey Craig, Jon Moss and Roy Hey, recently met the press at one of Chicago's generic hotels usually reserved for trade shows and traveling evangelists.
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We still don't think that Linda Ronstadt is the greatest jazz singer who ever lived, but Lush Life (Elektra/Asylum) is so much better than her first outing with the Nelson Riddle Orchestra that we're ready to reconsider some of the nasty things we said when What's New came out. First of all, Ronstadt's voice seems in finer fettle these days--more control, more refinement. And her phrasing is interesting and effective. Her version of Skylark is light and wonderful. It's lovely to see a woman age gracefully, with her sexuality and intelligence intact.
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Barbara Nellis
Reeling and Rocking: B. B. King has recorded three songs for the new John Landis movie, Into the Night: the title cut, a tribute to B.B.'s guitar, Lucille, and Wilson Pickett'sMidnight Hour. Landis also supervised the making of videos of the three. . . . Absolute Beginners, the Keith Richards/Ray Davies movie, has finally gone before the cameras, six months behind schedule. David Bowie, Elvis Costello and the Stones are set to contribute new material to the sound track. . . .Prince is planning the Purple Rain sequel for 1986. . . . On Eddie Murphy's schedule is a movie called Groupie, about a rock star who turns the tables on a fan and starts to pursue her. . . . Duran Duron is making a video feature film co-starring actor Milo O'Shea, who portrayed the character in Barbarella that inspired the group's name. . . . Blame It on the Night, the movie co-written by Mick Jagger, hasn't gotten very good reviews from either The Hollywood Reporter or Daily Variety. Can Mick take the rejection?
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Tough guys don't do divorce work. It's part of the code of the hard-boiled detective--perhaps because it hits too close to home, since most mystery-story heroes are single, with heartache and potholes on memory lane. Stephen Greenleaf, who is no slouch at crafting detective fiction (his Tanner series is first-rate), has finally tackled the forbidden. The hero of The Ditto List (Villard) is a divorce lawyer named D.T. (which stands for anything from delirium tremens to detumescent). Here he slogs his way through three messy divorce cases, and the results are heroic.
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The Place of Pornography
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Last November's Harper's featured a symposium titled "The Place of Pornography," in which various pundits discussed the state of American porn. It was a generally sensible discussion, but there were a few surprising moments.
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Bruce Williamson
Many Provocative questions, none subject to easy answers, burn like hot fuses through The Falcon and the Snowman (Orion), director John Schlesinger's searching, factual suspense drama based on the book by Robert Lindsey. How--and why--did two misguided members of the baby-boomer generation, both former altar boys from reasonably affluent families in Palo Alto, California, become traitors to their country? A movie can probe only so far, yet Steven Zaillian's adaptation tantalizingly worms its way into the explosive relationship between Christopher Boyce and Andrew Daulton Lee--Boyce an employee with top security clearance in the defense industry, his colleague a self-destructive cokehead and drug dealer. In 1977, both were tried and convicted of selling U.S. intelligence secrets to Soviet agents in Mexico.
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Amadeus Mostly Mozart in moviedom's best bio of a great composer. [rating]4 bunnies[/rating]
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Coming Attractions
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John Blumenthal
Idol Gossip: Hollywood's recent rediscovery of the Western continues to gather steam with the announcement of two more cowboy epics currently in production. The first, described as a "large-scale Western," is Columbia's Silverado, co-written and directed by Lawrence (The Big Chill) Kasdan and starring Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, Linda Hunt, Kevin Costner, Danny Glover and Rosanna Arquette. The other, titled Uphill All the Way, is a $3,500,000 chase comedy set in Texas in 1917, top-lining Mel Tillis, Roy Clark and Trish Van Devere. That brings the total number of Westerns in production to five, a fair investment considering the fact that Hollywood doesn't really know if the moviegoing public will be interested. . . . Robert Redford and Meryl Streep will team up for the first time in Sydney Pollack'sOut of Africa, based on books by Isak Dinesen. . . . Woody Allen's next film will be called Hannah and Her Sisters. Woody will star along with Michael Caine, Mia Farrow, Carrie Fisher, Barbara Hershey, Julie Kavner, Maureen O'Sullivan, Tony Roberts, Dan Stern, Max von Sydow and Dianne Wiest. Naturally, plot details are under wraps.
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It's All Downhill From Here
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Dan Jenkins
Recently, I told a friend that I'd rather be forced to discuss California cuisine with a precious waiter in San Francisco than go skiing again. That's because I tried to learn how to ski in the days when a new pair of Bogners left a purple ring around my waist (and still looked baggy), when lacing up my boots required the help of a crane operator and two heavy-duty movers, when the Head Standards were almost as long as the highway from Fort Worth to Waco and when every instructor on the slopes looked as if he had just stepped out of the prisoner's dock at Nuremberg.
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The Suite Life in Texas
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Stephen Birnbaum
Just say the word Texas and two adjectives jump into your head: big and rich. Two Texas cities, in particular--Dallas and Houston--serve as America's best definition of everything that's larger than life. There, even the local jokes center on the larger, the more luxurious--and, especially, the more expensive. So it stands to reason that those two cities have become the sites of a lusty competition to see who can construct the most opulent hostelries--which means that you, fellow travelers, can also live like the filthy rich for a night or two.
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Naked at Gender Gap
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Asa Baber
The Headline caught my eye: "Study: Boys' Fantasies More Outlandish Than Girls'." Oh, no, I said to myself. If the world figures out that we men are in reverie much of the time, that fantasy is as central to our lives as breathing, what secrets will we have left?
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How to Dress Yourself
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Cynthia Heimel
It wasn't until perhaps the 20th time that my loved one looked reverently into the toaster that I finally caught on.
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The Playboy Advisor
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What constitutes loss of virginity in a male? A couple of friends and I were talking about sex recently, and we came up with this question: How does a male lose his virginity in a homosexual relationship? Would both partners lose their virginity in the same act or would they have to switch positions? Or do they have to have sex with a female to lose it?--C. S., De Kalb, Illinois.
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Dear Playmates
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Remember the old tune Breaking Up Is Hard to Do? Is it still true? How do you treat someone once it's over between you? For the answers, we checked in with our Playmate advisors.
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Pornography and Civil Rights
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Coke Comes Home
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Love and Celtic Law
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Many Americans may think that the U.S. legal system is weird in matters of sex, but to see true legal surrealism in action requires a visit to Ireland.
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"60 Minutes"
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On Tuesday, September 24, 1968, 16 television seasons ago, CBS broadcast yet another documentary type of program. Of that first show, the reviewer for Daily Variety later wrote: "If it had been a newspaper, it would not have sold many copies. The stories were dated and the magazine format, lifted from print, pretentious. There were too many producers with too little imagination." The program was "60 Minutes," and before it was moved to a Sunday-evening time slot, it threatened to become just another well-intentioned CBS News program. Instead, it became a national institution.
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What Else Do Women Want?
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John Cordon
Politics is largely a matter of what gets noticed. Its practitioners exert themselves to make us place certain considerations in the foreground and others in the background. That is what lobbyists and political-action committees are for. Representatives of the American Medical Association or the Conservative Caucus, for instance, are, doubtless, estimable people who would like everybody to be happy; but when all is said and done, what they most want is for their clients to get more attention than the rest of us.
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Ranger in Paradise
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Imagine yourself a part-time tree-naper out in a remote corner of Alaska's Juneau forest region at five A.M., halfway through sectioning up the giant spruce tree you've just felled with your trusty chain saw. Suddenly, you hear footsteps behind you, the ominous splat of a wad of chewing tobacco hitting the snow and a voice saying, "OK, buddy, you'll have to clear out. You know these trees aren't supposed to be cut down." And imagine turning around to confront the forest ranger: She's 5'7", has curly dark hair and a 34-23-35 figure and is accompanied by a Husky whose jaws have no safety switch. Of course, you are armed with a rifle (as is nearly everyone in this territory, where the bears are large enough to play Frisbee with your body), but you don't dare go for it. You're caught and you know it. And--what the hell--you probably don't mind, since the ranger is the prettiest damn thing you've ever seen in the woods at five A.M.
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Humor
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The Repackaging of Carl Lewis
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Roy Blount Jr.
It is not my place, as a slow white person with mongrel dogs and an old Plymouth Horizon, to tell a supersonic black person with a virgin-white Samoyed and a new BMW how to repackage himself. But I am going to. Everyone else may be willing to let the world's most famous active athlete go on being eerily boring, but I think the man has potential.
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80,81,82,83,190
Pictorial
[no value]
High-End Hi-Fi
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Norman Eisenberg
It looks like an architect's model for a cluster of ultramodern buildings with ramps, terraces and towers thrusting skyward. Then someone presses a button and the whole thing comes alive with incredible sound. you are in the presence of a new kind of sonic greatness, and size, complexity and cost just don't mean a thing. What counts is performance--with the fringe ends of the audible spectrum given as much meticulous attention as the main sonic body. Obviously, this system is not for everyone. Aside from its size, the setup costs a cool $45,000--and that's only for the speakers and an equalizer. Rounding out the full stereo stable with suitably matched turntable, arm, cartridge, tape deck, tuner and amplifiers ups the ante to about $90,000. This particular speaker setup is the custom-built contribution to high-end audio by David A. Wilson, the owner of Wilson Audio Specialties of Novato, California, a designer who makes his 1650-pound speakers available in more than 100 fine wood finishes. Give him about 14 weeks to deliver the system once you order it. The full name is the Wilson Audio Modular Monitor, but you can call it WAMM. If you can't wait for a WAMM to be built and $32,000 is burning a hole in your pocket, there's the Infinity Systems Reference Standard Series III speakers, which, at 7'6", suggest a scale model of a high-rise. They weigh in at a mere 1200 pounds and house a dozen 12" woofers and 72 tweeters in the four modules. As of right now, the WAMM and the Infinity III are probably the world's most expensive and elaborate sound boxes. Just looking at them can inspire awe. Who'd have (concluded on page 190) High-end Hi-Fi (continued from page 82) dinky little cranked-cylinder gadget would come to this? It's all for real, however, and is actually a new overground area in stereo hi-fi that includes other types of components, each of which crowds or tops the $10,000 mark. This heady realm is populated by a new breed of hi-fi buff known as a high-ender. For this dedicated fidelity devotee, audio could become more important than eating. He is turned on not only by the unmatched sound of such equipment but also by its exquisitely detailed construction, the attention lavished by its manufacturers on every aspect of the product, from its painstakingly engineered innards to the visual appeal of its housing and the sexy compliance of its controls. Using such equipment becomes an immersion in a special kind of experience that is almost tactile and visceral as well as audiological.
200050_19850301_054304.xml
article
85
84,85,86,172,173
Feature
[no value]
Mother's Day
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
George V. Higgins
The chief said that the first mistake was letting Rita operate without any interference in the Monaco Estates. "I knew it and I said it," he said mournfully. "I said we should get a warrant and go tear the place apart. Cameras and everything, go in and grab the broad. Arrest whoever's hiring her, tie him up and beat him with the chains and whips, and put her out of business. Make it clear that we won't stand for this. And then I sit here like a twerp and let you say we shouldn't. I am losing my damned grip. I deserve this crap."
200050_19850301_054305.xml
article
87
87
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Eldon Dedini
[no value]
200050_19850301_054306.xml
pictorial
88
88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98-100,101,151
Playmate
[no value]
Donna Smith, Miss March, 1985
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Steve Wayda
Donna Smith sat crackling like a campfire in her boyfriend's Burbank living room. In a loping narrative, she was recounting, with almost no regrets, the unusual series of events that had brought her to where she is now. Often, she exploded. Sparks flying in all directions, she'd leap from her chair and take the center of the room as though there was just too much to say sitting down. And there was.
200050_19850301_054307.xml
article
102
102
Humor
[no value]
Playboy's Party Jokes
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
A horny young attorney dropped into a singles bar on the prowl. The first girl whom he invited to his pad responded ruefully that she hadn't yet been fitted with her new diaphragm. A second confessed that she had broken her contraceptivepill chain. Coming on to a third lovely, the fellow asked delicately, "Have you taken pleasure precautions, my dear?"
200050_19850301_054308.xml
article
103
103
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Gahan Wilson
[no value]
200050_19850301_054309.xml
article
104
104,105,174,175,176,178,179,180,181
Feature
[no value]
Type Dirty to Me
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Robert E. Carr
Aaron had a nagging urge to be a of the personal-computer frenzy. It was springtime in the computer age and free enterprise was in bloom. Each day, it seemed, a newer, faster, more powerful, more up-to-date computer would come onto the market. Or go off the market. For a dedicated consumer like Aaron, these were times that made your palms sweat. He longed to plunge into the fray.
200050_19850301_054310.xml
article
107
106,107,153,154
Playboy Interview
[no value]
Bob Giraldi
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bob Giraldi may be the busiest film maker in America. He's considered the Cecil B. De Mille of music videos, the Steven Spielberg of television commercials. Having worked with Michael Jackson on the now-classic, award-winning "Beat It" video, he is credited with setting the standard for that medium. Consequently, such heavyweights as Paul McCartney, Lionel Richie, Diana Ross, Kenny Rogers and Pat Benatar have sought him out for their own videos. As for TV commercials, Giraldi could easily be the highest-paid director in the business, if not the most visible. In addition to making the infamous Pepsi spot in which Jackson's hair caught fire, he has directed the majority of the hilarious Lite Beer All-Star ads for Miller, a campaign that has been recognized as the most successful in history. Bill Zehme caught up with Giraldi in New York. He reports: "I asked Giraldi if he'd like to take the Pepsi Challenge. He said he'd rather not, though he swears he'd pass--he just hates that ad campaign. During our conversations, he drank ice water, took a call from Olivia Newton-John, looked at rushes of a Jermaine Jackson video and made fun of dancing lesbians."
200050_19850301_054311.xml
article
108
108,109,110,111,112,113
Cartoon
[no value]
Sex in the Comics
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lois Lane and Lana Lang weren't cuties for nothing. Was there ever a red-blooded boy who didn't imagine Lois stripped of her color-dot jump suit, ready for a nude embrace with Superman--or, better yet, Mr. Mxyzptlk? (Let's leave the Bizarros out of this.) Well, we weren't just little perverts projecting our fantasies onto the page. Maurice Horn's new book Sex in the Comics proves that sex was there all along--put there by graphic artists who knew what made our little hearts go pitapat. Lois and Lana were cuties for us!
200050_19850301_054312.xml
article
114
114,115,187,188
Feature
[no value]
The Midnight Special
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Emanuel Greonberg
The Midnight Snack is as much a part of American folklore as Paul Bunyan, Wyatt Earp, Annie Oakley and the Battle of Bunker Hill. Yet, for some reason, this innocent indulgence has often been linked with a guilt trip. Remember the movies, TV sitcoms and comic strips in which a hulk somewhat larger than Mr. T is nabbed in the act of sneaking forbidden rations from a bulging refrigerator? Shame! Shame! We say the hell with old hang-ups and Puritanical inhibitions. Up the midnight snack! The best midnight munch is a turkey sandwich--after the Thanksgiving guests have gone and it's just the two of you again in the blessed quiet. Halve a couple of crusty rolls; slather one side with Thousand Island dressing, the other with pan juices or gravy. Now heap on the white meat, dark meat and turkey dressing--the right amount is just a little too much. If you like, add a layer of thinly sliced onion and a dish of ripe olives or gherkins.
200050_19850301_054313.xml
article
116
116,117,130,182,184,186,187
Feature
[no value]
The Lonely Silver Rain
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John D.Macdonald
On Friday, the first day of February, it took a long time to get out of bed. I checked the morning and found we had gone back to chill, so I put on an old sky-blue-wool shirt, stretch denims, wool socks and the gray running shoes. I looked at myself in the mirror and said aloud, "Tell me the truth, old buddy. Are you getting old? Have you lost a lot more than a half step getting to second?"
200050_19850301_054314.xml
pictorial
118
118,119,120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129
Pictorial
[no value]
Understudies
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Word lingerie is derived from the Latin linum, linen. Pretty prosaic. The words Playmate of the Year date back to 1960, when Ellen Stratton became the first to win that appellation. Pretty straightforward. Put the terms together, though, and you've got Playmates of the Year in lingerie--a phrase that's worth studying in depth. Playmates of the Year Barbara Edwards (1984), Marianne Gravatte (1983), Shannon Tweed (1982) and Monique St. Pierre (1979) are dazzling on the street, of course. In intimate surroundings, they've been known to cause temporary blindness. You definitely won't be underwhelmed.
200050_19850301_054315.xml
article
131
131,132,134
Feature
[no value]
Quarterly Reports: Dollars In The Sky
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Andrew Tobias
when you turn your frequent-flier miles into tickets or cash, are you getting your two cents' worth?
200050_19850301_054316.xml
article
132
132
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Charles Barsotti
[no value]
200050_19850301_054317.xml
advertisement
133
133
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Clarion Corp.
Clarion
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054318.xml
pictorial
135
135,136,137,138,139,148,150,151
Pictorial
[no value]
Future Stock
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Gary Witzenburg
The light turns green and they're off. The smell of burning rubber is all that's left at the start line. The Corvette is in the lead. But wait: Here comes the Mustang GT and, yes, the Dodge Shelby Charger is closing in fast!
200050_19850301_054319.xml
pictorial
140
140,141
Pictorial
[no value]
Big Wheels
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Many Moons Ago, someone slipped a piece of paper into the suggestion box at Honda: Why not make a motorized tricycle? We can think of 100 reasons not to, but that's why we're American. The Japanese went ahead and created an entire new industry of fat-tired all-terrain vehicles, perfectly suited for running errands around the farm and for falling off at high speeds. But that's part of the fun. The latest innovation is an extra wheel. This year's A.T.V.s have four of them. You can choose from utility models, flat-out racers or middle-of-the-off-road riots. Here, we feature some of the best of the batch.
200050_19850301_054320.xml
pictorial
142
142,143,144,146
Pictorial
[no value]
The Speed Of Sound
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Cars '85-Vital Statistics
200050_19850301_054321.xml
advertisement
145
145
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Anheuser-Busch. Inc.
Michelob
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054322.xml
advertisement
147
147
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Serengeti Drivers
Sunglasses
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054323.xml
advertisement
149
149
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Nissan
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054324.xml
advertisement
NY5
NY5
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Drum Excellent
Douwe Egberts
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054325.xml
advertisement
NY6
NY6
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Metro Guide
Metro Guide
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054326.xml
advertisement
NY7
NY7
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054327.xml
advertisement
NY8
NY8
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Metro Guide
Metro Guide
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054328.xml
advertisement
NY9
NY9,NY10
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Drakkar
Noir
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054329.xml
article
151
151
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Herb Green
[no value]
200050_19850301_054330.xml
advertisement
152
152
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Robert Bosch Corporation
Blaupunkt
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054331.xml
article
153
153
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Bernard Handelsman
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200050_19850301_054332.xml
article
155
155
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Dick Ericson
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200050_19850301_054333.xml
article
156
156
Cartoon
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Cartoon
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[no value]
[no value]
Leo Garel
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200050_19850301_054334.xml
advertisement
157
157
Display Ad
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[no value]
Joyce Holder
Joyce Holder
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054335.xml
advertisement
159
159
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sharp Electronics Corp.
Typing
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054336.xml
article
160
160
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Malcolm Hancock
[no value]
200050_19850301_054337.xml
advertisement
162
162
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lynchburg
Lynchburg
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054338.xml
advertisement
163
163
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
WD-40
WD 40
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054339.xml
article
165
165
Cartoon
[no value]
Bernard and Huey
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jules Feiffer
Our first fifteen years. Dioit, Wedded Bliss.
200050_19850301_054340.xml
article
167
167
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
William Shaffer
[no value]
200050_19850301_054341.xml
advertisement
169
169
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Key Largo Trading Co.
Key Largo
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054342.xml
advertisement
171
171
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Chivas Regal
Whisky
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054343.xml
article
172
172
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Peter Porges
[no value]
200050_19850301_054344.xml
advertisement
173
173
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Catalogs U.S.A.
Catalogs
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054345.xml
advertisement
174A
174A
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jägermeister.
Beer
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054346.xml
advertisement
174B
174B
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054347.xml
article
175
175
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Mike Williams
[no value]
200050_19850301_054348.xml
article
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177
Cartoon
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Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Rowland B. Wilson
[no value]
200050_19850301_054349.xml
advertisement
178
178
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Subscriber Service
Playboy Subscriber Service
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054350.xml
advertisement
179
179
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Silver Solarium
Silver Solarium
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054351.xml
advertisement
179
179
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
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Starshine Group
Chair
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054352.xml
advertisement
181
181
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Brother International Corp.
Brother International Corp.
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054353.xml
article
183
183
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Dempsey
[no value]
200050_19850301_054354.xml
article
184
184
Cartoon
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Cartoon
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Mort Gerberg
[no value]
200050_19850301_054355.xml
advertisement
185
185
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Somerset Importers, Ltd.
Johnnie Walker
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054356.xml
article
186
186
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Donald Reilly
[no value]
200050_19850301_054357.xml
article
187
187
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Interlandi
[no value]
200050_19850301_054358.xml
article
188
188
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bruce Cochran
[no value]
200050_19850301_054359.xml
advertisement
189
189
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
I.C.L. Process
Hair Dresser
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054360.xml
article
190
190
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bill Woodman
[no value]
200050_19850301_054361.xml
advertisement
191
191
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Philip Morris Inc.
Marlboro
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054362.xml
advertisement
192
192
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
George a Dickel & Co.
Dickel
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054363.xml
article
193
193
News
[no value]
The Map Rider
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
You think Knight Rider's souped-up Trans Am is hot? You like the Millennium Falcon? They're heaps. With the Etak Navigator, you can turn any junker into a motorized mind. How? The Navigator displays your position and destination on a view screen by means of a compass, a computer and a memory full of maps. As you drive, your position on the screen--marked by a triangle--remains constant. The map moves past you, ensuring that whatever streets lie ahead through the windshield appear on the screen. Zoom in for a close-up; zoom out for a God's-eye view. Then say goodbye to maps that never fold back up. With a copilot like the Navigator, all you do is drive, baby, drive.
200050_19850301_054364.xml
article
194
194,195
News
[no value]
Potpourri
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[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jumpin' at the TV Side
200050_19850301_054365.xml
article
196
196,197
News
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Grapevine
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[no value]
[no value]
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Sheila E. Holds the Pickle
200050_19850301_054366.xml
article
198
198
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Next Month
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
"Confessions of a cult sex king: cafe flesh and me"--The Author of the postnuclear x classic reports on its fallout, including his Discovery that everyman's dream is to bank-roll a Porn Flick-by Jerry Stahl
200050_19850301_054367.xml
advertisement
C3
C3
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John DeKuyper & Son
Apple Barrel Schnapps
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054368.xml
advertisement
C4
C4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
B&W T Co.
Kool
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19850301_054369.xml