Issue: 19830901

Thursday, September 1, 1983
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The Fred L.. Myers & Son Co.
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Playbill
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According to the Reagan Administration, Central America is menaced by a creeping tide of communism that threatens to spread all the way to Mexico. In citing what he sees as a dangerous trend, President Reagan often singles out Nicaragua, where, in the summer of 1979, the revolutionary Sandinista front seized power from dictator Anastasio Somoza, whose family had ruled the country for 42 years. Is the Sandinista leadership really as hostile to the U. S. as some Government officials say it is? We sent Claudia Dreifus to Nicaragua to pose pointed questions to three members of the Nicaraguan junta (and, in a separate session, to Sandinista chief ComandanteDaniel Ortega Saavedra). Her Playboy Interview with Sandinista cofounder Tomás Borge Martínez, Minister of Culture Father Ernesto Cardenal, a Roman Catholic priest, and novelist turned revolutionary Sergio Ramírez Mercado will, we think, be one of our most controversial ever. Says Dreifus, "The national directorate of Nicaragua voted to give me the interview. In addition to our tape session at Nicaragua's Government House, interviews also took place at Ramírez' home on the island of Solentiname, where Father Cardenal has his Christian community; in a garrison on the Costa Rican border; and in a truck taking Comandante Borge to a prison farm for Mosquito Indians involved in counterrevolutionary activities." Dreifus asked these gentlemen some very serious questions, as you'll read.
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Contents for the Men's Entertainment Magazine
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Playbill .......................................................... 5
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General Offices: Playboy Building, 919 North Michigan Ave., Chicago, Illinois 60611. Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, drawings and photographs submitted if they are to be returned and no responsibility can be assumed for unsolicited materials. All Rights in letters sent to Playboy will be treated as unconditionally assigned for publication and copyright purposes and as subject to Playboy's unrestricted right to edit and to comment editorially. Contents copyright © 1983 by Playboy. All Rights Reserved. Playboy and Rabbit Head Symbol are marks of Playboy, Registered U. S. Patent Office, Marca Registrada, Marque Deposee. Nothing may be reprinted in whole or in part without written permission from, the Publisher. Any similarity between the people and places in the fiction and semifiction in this magazine and any real people and places is purely coincidental. Credits: Photography by: Bruce Ayers, P. 69; Copyright © Brent Bear, P. 11; Buddy Caton, P. 11; Jeff Cohen, P. 5; Robert Halkowski, P. 5; Richard Klein, P. 5 (2), 211; Larry L. Logan, P. 11 (3); Alan Markfield/Gamma-Liaison, P. 11; Ron Mesaros, P. 5; Kerry Morris, P. 5 (2); Copyright © Sam Oliver/Cameragraphics, P. 125; Dennis Silverstein, P. 5, 11, 211; Vernon L. Smith, P. 5 (6). Illustrations by: Kathy Barancik, P. 26; Robert Crawford, P. 22 (2); Eyecatcher Design, P. 210; Earl Keleny, P. 37; Dan Klein, P. 210; Pat Nagel, P. 19, 39, 47; Kerig Pope, P. 48, 49; Dave Povilaitis, P. 34, 35; John Schmelzer, P. 211; Doug Taylor, P. 20; Jim White, P. 211. Playboy Clubs International Card between pages 174-175.
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Hugh M. Hefnereditor and publisher
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The World of Playboy
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The First time: Playboy goes Dutch
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Letters to the Editor
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Dear Playboy
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Address Dear Playboy, Playboy Building, 919 N. Michigan Ave. Chicago, Illinois 60611
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Indicia
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Playboy, (ISSN 0032-1478), September, 1983, Volume 30, Number 9. Published monthly by Playboy, Playboy Bldg., 919 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, IL. 60611. Subscriptions: In the United States and its possessions, $54 for 36 issues, $38 for 24 issues. $22 for 12 issues. Canada, $27 for 12 issues. Elsewhere, $35 for 12 issues. Allow 45 days for new subscriptions and renewals. Change of address: Send both old and new addresses to Playboy, Post Office Box 2420, Boulder, Colorado 80302, and allow 45 days for change. Marketing: Ed Condon, Director/Direct Marketing; Michael J. Murphy, Circulation Promotion Director. Advertising: Henry W. Marks, Advertising Director; Harold Duchin, National Sales Manager; Michael Druckman, New York Sales Manager; Milt Kaplan, Fashion Advertising Manager, 747 Third Avenue, New York, New York 10017; Chicago 60611, Russ Weller, Associate Advertising Manager, 919 North Michigan Avenue; Troy, Michigan 48084, Jess Ballew, Manager, 3001 W. Big Beaver Road; Los Angeles 90010, Stanley L. Perkins, Manager, 4311 Wilshire Boulevard; San Francisco 94104, Tom Jones, Manager, 417 Montgomery Street.
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Playboy After Hours
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The Desk Set
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Taste Takes A Holiday
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Pat McCormick
Taste is our inner gyroscope, which tells us how to act: Should we hold back or let go? The trouble is, too many of our tastes are shaped by what we think others will think of us. Should we behave like Oscar Wilde or like Wallace Beery? Should we cock our finger while drinking tea or finger our cock? It's not easy. What would it be like if that inner gyroscope gave way? Venture, as I did, on a day when taste had taken a holiday.
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Michael Mewshaw set out to expose corruption in pro tennis. Pro tennis wouldn't cooperate. Mewshaw's Short Circuit (Atheneum) misfires when it comes to getting the real inside dope about men's tennis, because the author never got within shouting distance of the top players. About the best his book can offer is a long interview with John McEnroe's father--who will, reportedly, talk to anybody.
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Trumpeter Lester Bowie is a past member of the Art Ensemble of Chicago who has always subscribed to that band's credo: Keep one eye on the past, no matter how vigorously you explore new territories. On his remarkable new double album, All the Magic! (ECM), Bowie again looks both ways. On disc one, he pays homage to traditional New Orleans jazz in the company of a percolating five-piece ensemble and two vocalists. On disc two, subtitled "The One and Only," Bowie gives us a look at his intimate relationship with his horn. This group of solos is sometimes sweet, sometimes grating and sometimes mere noodling. But both of these discs are, in the end, a blast. Bowie emerges an imaginative player and composer and a pretty funny guy for an avant-gardist.
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Trust Us
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In the Hot column, we bring you a list of trusted audio companions. Indeed, it's nearly redundant to list them at all. On the other side of the ledger, however, if we've told you once, we've told you a thousand times....
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Craig Vetter
High-Tech Juggler: Chris Bliss is a juggler but not like any juggler you've ever seen. He tosses tennis balls and mirror balls and scarves, like other jugglers, but he does it to music. That may not sound like much on the face of it, but when Bliss gets going to the Beatles or Jean-Luc Ponty or The Who, whatever he's throwing takes on the life of the music--and, finally, the dance of light that jumps and flies out of his hands resembles nothing so much as good fireworks.
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Tony Schwartz
He has a successful new production company now, Broadway Video, with two floors of elegant art-deco offices on 49th Street and Broadway. Even so, the past is never far away. From his window, Lorne Michaels has an oblique view of 30 Rock, headquarters of NBC. It was there, for a few electric moments, that he presided over the hottest TV phenomenon of the Seventies: Saturday Night Live.
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Bruce Williamson
All's well with Octopussy (MGM/UA), the first of two James Bond epics on tap for 1983. But while we're waiting for Sean Connery's comeback as 007 in Never Say Never Again, a well-seasoned Roger Moore and Octopussy continue the grand tradition of Ian Fleming on film in a rush of nonstop action, wit and innuendo. The Bond formula is sure-fire, virtually beyond criticism (and I'm not about to join that band of petty-minded pundits who feel compelled to take potshots at any movie that becomes a megahit). With George MacDonald Fraser heading a trio of authors, the screenplay directed by John Glen (and adapted from a couple of Fleming stories published in playboy way back when) clicks right along from the classic crowd-pleasing pretitle sequence to a breath-taking aerial finale. Elegant Maud Adams (paired with Moore in The Man with the Golden Gun nearly a decade ago) warms up the title role as an international jewel smuggler and enterpreneuse with a sumptuous lair in India. The mischief afoot concerns a priceless Fabergé egg and nuclear chess with Soviet agents. There's less high-tech gimmickry than usual and lots of pretty people (Louis Jourdan, Kristina Wayborn and Octopussies galore) around to get in Roger's way. But true Bondophiles need not dwell on such details. Just sit back and let things happen.
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Bruce Williamson
Blue Thunder Up, up and away with Roy Scheider in a chopper. [rating]3 bunnies[/rating]
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Coming Attractions
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John Blumenthal
Idol Gossip:Woody Allen returns to broad comedy with Broadway Danny Rose, described by one insider as "the story of a down-at-the-heels agent." Woody's reallife leading lady, Mia Farrow, co-stars. An early-1984 release is set.... James Garner and Shirley Jones star in Universal's Tank, about a soon-to-retire Army officer who uses a Sherman tank to rescue his falsely arrested teenaged son from prison.... Sherry Lansing's first project since leaving the presidency of 20th Century-Fox is Racing with the Moon, a Forties love story starring Sean(Bad Boys)Penn and Elizabeth McGovern. Richard Benjamin will direct.... Robert Redford, who hasn't starred in a film in ages, will play the lead in The Natural, based on Bernard Malamud's 1952 novel about a gifted baseball player whose innate abilities are subverted by corrupt moneymen and destructive women. Director will be Barry(Diner)Levinson.... John Schlesinger will direct Tim Hutton and Sean Penn in Orion's film adaptation of Robert Lindsey's true story, The Falcon and the Snowman, the tale of two disaffected young Americans who become entangled with the Russians.... Rick Springfield makes his motion-picture debut in Hard to Hold, a contemporary love story about a famous rock star who happens to fall in love with the one woman who is not a fan.... NBC-TV has set a seven-hour miniseries, Kennedy, to air on the 20th anniversary of J.F.K.'s assassination, in November. Martin Sheen, John (Missing) Shea, E. G. Marshall, Geraldine Fitzgerald and Blair Brown star.... Word has it that Steven Spielberg, producer David Geffen and director Martin Scorsese are talking about doing a 3-D film version of the stage musical Little Shop of Horrors.
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Ball-Bustin' Blues, Part One
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Asa Baber
One evening last spring, I arrived home to find a concerned younger son. "I got called down to the lobby this afternoon," he said. "There was a man there. He showed me his I.D. and gave me this paper to give to you. He didn't say much. What's going on, Dad?"
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How to Start a Romance
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Cynthia Heimel
Scientific polls have shown that nobody knows how to date anymore. We used to. In the Fifties, the man took the woman to dinner and the movies and kissed her good night. In the Sixties, the man invited the woman to smoke some dynamite shit and spent the night with her. In the Seventies, the woman took the man to a consciousness-awareness seminar and promised to call him the following week.
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Some men have trouble with premature ejaculation. I have the opposite problem: My partner feels she doesn't turn me on enough. She has multiple orgasms, due to my ability to remain strong and firm, but if I don't reach a climax, then we feel we've missed something. I can have an orgasm during oral sex, but that is because there is much more direct stimulation. We have considered consulting some of those kinky sex manuals, but we both feel that that would be a last resort and could possibly further damage our emotional relationship by putting more emphasis on sex than is necessary. She doesn't know I am writing to you, but if you can give me some good advice on how to remedy this situation, I will come clean with her, because our relationship has always been based on trust and honesty. I would appreciate your professional comments.--T. T., Boston, Massachusetts.
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Look at this month's question and answers from a Playmate's point of view: She meets a new guy and is interested. Not only is he slightly intimidated by her smashing good looks but she personifies the Playboy mystique. It's up to her to make him feel relaxed and not be put off.
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Bobbing The Dork
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Double Talk
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Liberty and Safe Streets
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Richard Sharvy, Ph.D.
Americans disagree about many things. But two things we all want very much are individual liberty and freedom and safety in our homes and in public. Those goals are not as impossible to achieve as many people think. Here is one giant step we could take toward both of them:
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Playboy Interview
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In April of this year, the President of the United States called an extraordinary Joint Session of Congress to get support for his Central American economic-and-military-aid program, to talk about progress toward democracy that the government of El Salvador had been making--and to denounce the left-wing Sandinista government of Nicaragua. Among President Reagan's charges against the Nicaraguans: They were Marxists; they were becoming a Cuban and/or a Soviet military base; they were encouraging revolution throughout Central America; they were undemocratic; they hadn't held elections yet; they had been rude to the Pope. In light of all that, Reagan announced, "We should not--and we will not--protect the Nicaraguan government from the anger of its own people."
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Playboy Interview
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[Q] Playboy: Perhaps it shouldn't surprise us that you--Nicaragua's head of state--are also a poet, since many of the top Sandinista leaders are poets as well. Is that some kind of credential for a political post in Nicaragua?
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Technodarlings
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Craig Vetter
The football team at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology played eight New England Collegiate Conference games last year and lost five of them. Worcester State beat them 42 to three. Bentley College beat them 46 to naught. But if there was a moment when the English majors and the econ majors and the prelaw majors in the stands got all puffed up because their team was pushing the nerds around on the gridiron, it must have taken the fun out of it when they heard the yell that comes from the MIT side on such occasions. It's the kind of yell that must haunt the arts majors later on, when they're out on their first job interviews or when they read the papers and see everybody from Ronald Reagan to Jerry Brown slobbering over the new technology and its young wizards. It's a cruel yell. It goes, "M-I-T...P-h.-D.... M-O-N-E-Y."
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Technovalues: a Guide to the System
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200050_19830901_051401.xml
article
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75
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[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Interlandi
[no value]
200050_19830901_051402.xml
article
77
77,78,79,80,81,182,183
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Wonder of the World
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
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A few months ago, poster woman Dorit Stevens dropped in to the Postermat in Westwood to see whether or not her posters were selling. She was wearing a jogging suit, sneakers, no make-up, and her hair was all wet. She overhead two kids bickering over one of her posters. They didn't have enough money for it.
200050_19830901_051403.xml
article
83
82,83,84,86,182
Feature
[no value]
Eye to Eye with Mr. T
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
D. Keith Mano
I'm not just rappin' off at the mouth, I know what I'm talkin' about, I can quote Dante, John Donne, Socrates, Euripides and Aristophanes, I'm not just one of those brothers that only know about boxin' and football, I know what's happenin' in the Middle East, I know all about Omar Qaddafi, I know all about the AWACs missiles and all that, I know about the nuclear bombs and all this protestin', I know about the I.O.U.s, money runnin' out and stocks and bonds, most fellows are one-dimensional, me I am not a conversation dropout."--MR. T
200050_19830901_051404.xml
article
85
85
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Eldon Dedini
[no value]
200050_19830901_051405.xml
article
87
87,88,89,90,91
News
[no value]
Back to Campus
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Hollis Wayne
September In Paris....
200050_19830901_051406.xml
article
92
92,93,94,158,160,162
Feature
[no value]
Armand in a Sea of Skin: a Sexual Memoir
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bill Barich
Last christmas, I got a card from my old friend Armand Daniel that shocked me considerably. The card was one of those photo things that have such currency in the suburbs, and it showed a happy family grouped in front of a fireplace: Two little boys with miniature Armand faces were smiling for all they were worth, probably in anticipation of the spoils of the season, and their mother was resting her head on Armand's shoulder. That was what shocked me. Years ago, when Armands and I had been close, I'd seen hundreds of similar heads on his shoulder, and it had never occurred to me, once I'd lost touch with him, that he would fall victim to monogamy. He had such miraculous rapport with women, such a gift for getting laid, that it was difficult for me to imagine him entangled in ordinary domestic life. I thought he would still be out in the world somewhere, carrying on as he'd done in the past.
200050_19830901_051407.xml
article
95
95
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Alden Erikson
[no value]
200050_19830901_051408.xml
pictorial
97
96,97,98,99,100,101,102,103,104,105,106-108,109
Playmate of the Year
[no value]
Barbara Edwards, Miss September, 1983
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Arny Freytag
Kerry Morris
<p>Barbara Edwards has blossomed. There were those who thought it would never happen. And if it ever did, not quite so...gloriously. She was, after all, a bit of a cutup early on, her mind never quite focusing on the subject at hand; instead, wandering, dreaming.</p>
200050_19830901_051409.xml
article
110
110
Humor
[no value]
Playboy's Party Jokes
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
When I get home after a rough day at the office," sighed the executive with an 18-inch penis, "the first thing I want to do is get undressed, climb into a hot tub and unwind."
200050_19830901_051410.xml
article
111
111
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Edmond Kiraz
[no value]
200050_19830901_051411.xml
article
112
112,113,124,164,166,168,170
Feature
[no value]
No Trade
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
James Howard Kunstler
I have went through some changes in life. Vietnam put me in the hospital, but the American League pennant race almost park me six foot under. My road roomy, Kid, say, "Roland, why you don't just forget the man, play out your option and sell your ass first week of November?"
200050_19830901_051412.xml
article
114
114,115,176,178,179
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[no value]
Home Video-Take One!
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
You don't have to have an advanced degree in cinematography to attach a video camera to a video cassette recorder (VCR) and make like Cecil B. De Mille. But after several sessions of lights, cameras and plenty of action (we won't ask what kind), you may be tempted to shelve your beret and megaphone and leave the directing to Steven Spielberg. Think again, C.B. The current crop of video cameras and VCRs goes a long way to close the gap between Hollywood and home town. You can now equip yourself with a video camera that can capture the image of a speeding object, such as a race car, on tape instead of just reproducing a blur, or one that operates in low-light situations slicker than Errol Flynn ever did. Cassette recorders have also become leaner and trimmer, some weighing as little as five pounds. They lightest models, in fact, call for a mini video tape that snaps into an adapter for playback on your tabletop receiver. And color processors and eiditing equipment designed for the home market have finally become available so that you can now assemble your miscellaneous tapes into a major video opus. To further put you in the director's chair, we've taken ten ordinary home-video problems and have examined them in light of the (continued on page 176)Home Video(continued from page 115) latest equipment on the market. And while your early efforts may not gross $6,000,000 at the box office during the first three days, be comforted by the fact that you're starting your career a step ahead of where most big-time directors started theirs.
200050_19830901_051413.xml
article
117
116,117,122,180,181
20Q
[no value]
20 Questions: Randy Newman
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Although many critics and musicians believe that Randy Newman is the ranking satirist and the major talent among living American songwriters, he has received most attention for his score for Milos Forman's "Ragtime," which earned an Academy Award nomination, and for a funny song about a lunatic who hales "Short People." "Trouble in Paradise," Newman's most recent LP, includes "I Love L.A.," a bouncy send-up of his home town, and a disturbing, edgy vision of Cape Town, South Africa, as well as a cluster of societal woes and personal miseries. Although a recluse at heart, Newman, who comes from a family of musicians, met with David Sheff in Beverly Hills. "I asked him about his much-reported eye problem, which causes him to see double," reports Sheff. "He shrugged it off. 'It's no big deal,' he said. 'I can see fine.' To prove it, he focused on me and said. 'I know which one is you.' He pointed toward the window."
200050_19830901_051414.xml
article
118
118,119,120,121
Humor
[no value]
Luminous Animals and Other Drawings
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
B. Kliban
[no value]
200050_19830901_051415.xml
article
123
123,172,174
Feature
[no value]
Financial Foreplay
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Andrew Tobias
Quarterly Reports
200050_19830901_051416.xml
article
125
125,126,127,128,146,148,150,152,154,156
Feature
[no value]
Playboy's Pigskin Preview
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Anson Mount
An Unforeseen revolution has begun in college athletics: It will soon be fashionable for 280-pound defensive linemen and jet-propelled halfbacks to have reading and writing skills. Assistant coaches on recruiting safaris these days study high school players' S.A.T. scores almost as assiduously as their times in the 40-yard dash. Some academic counselors in athletic dorms are under as much pressure as head coaches coming off 3-8 seasons. And, most wondrous of all, the pre-season hype about All-America prospects is suddenly laden with references to academic majors and gradepoint averages.
200050_19830901_051417.xml
article
129
129
Cartoon
[no value]
Bernard and Huey
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jules Feiffer
I worry about herpes.
200050_19830901_051418.xml
article
131
130,131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139,186
Feature
[no value]
Girls of the Atlantic Coast Conference
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
To borrow a hook from New Wave's Eurythmics, sweet dreams are made of this: sugar and spice, intimations of vice, sunny young women scented with pine on sticky Southern nights.
200050_19830901_051419.xml
article
141
141
Ribald Classics
[no value]
Ribald Classic: Three French Spices
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Dressmaker and the Nun
200050_19830901_051420.xml
advertisement
142
142,143
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
PB Sparkomatic Corp.
Supertramp
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051421.xml
article
144
144
Cartoon
[no value]
Reg'lar Rabbit
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Enos
Boy, have ah got a problem with mah new gal, reg!
200050_19830901_051422.xml
article
144
144
Cartoon
[no value]
Saturday Nite Jive
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bill Johnson
Mr. Michaels, I'd like you to represent me in a lawsuit for palimony.
200050_19830901_051423.xml
article
145
145
Cartoon
[no value]
Betsy's Buddies
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Harvey Kurtzman
Sarah Downs
Barney! What are you doing here?I was in the neighborhood, Betsy. I knew you were probably busy, but I thought I'd drop by anyhow.
200050_19830901_051424.xml
advertisement
147
147
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
Michelob
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051425.xml
advertisement
149
149
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Philip Morris Inc.
Merit
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051426.xml
article
150
150
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Delbert Polston
[no value]
200050_19830901_051427.xml
advertisement
151
151,153
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sony Corporation of America
TV
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051428.xml
advertisement
154
154
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Government of Puerto Rico
Rums Of Puerto Rico
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051429.xml
article
155
155
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Buck Brown
[no value]
200050_19830901_051430.xml
advertisement
157
157
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Philip Morris Inc.
Marlboro
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051431.xml
article
158
158
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Malcolm Hancock
[no value]
200050_19830901_051432.xml
advertisement
159
159
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Canon USA., Inc.
Camera
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051433.xml
advertisement
161
161
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Martlet Importing Co., Inc.
Molson
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051434.xml
article
162
162
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sidney Harris
[no value]
200050_19830901_051435.xml
advertisement
163
163
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Internor Trade Inc.
Shoe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051436.xml
advertisement
165
165
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Salem
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051437.xml
article
166
166
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Marty Murphy
[no value]
200050_19830901_051438.xml
advertisement
167
167
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Seagram Distillers Co.
Whisky
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051439.xml
advertisement
169
169
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Boston Traders
Boston Traders
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051440.xml
advertisement
170
170
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Youngs Drug Products Corporation
Trojan
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051441.xml
article
171
171
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Dempsey
[no value]
200050_19830901_051442.xml
article
172
172
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Howard Shoemaker
[no value]
200050_19830901_051443.xml
advertisement
173
173
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Soloflex
Soloflex
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051444.xml
article
174
174
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Brian Savage
[no value]
200050_19830901_051445.xml
advertisement
175
175
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Playboy Club
Playboy Club
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051446.xml
article
176
176
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Bernard Handelsman
[no value]
200050_19830901_051447.xml
advertisement
177
177
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Winston
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051448.xml
article
178
178
News
[no value]
From the Director's Chair
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sydney Pollack (whose movies include Tootsie, The Electric Horseman, The Way We Were and This Property Is Condemned): The biggest problem with most home productions is that people get too complicated, trying to get special angles, and so on, instead of just letting something happen. And if you're handholding the camera, jerking is very hard to avoid. If you put the camera on the tripod, move slowly and zoom minimally, you will get a better result. When you get hold of one of these video cameras, the temptation is to treat it like a toy--zooming all over the place and jiggling the camera.
200050_19830901_051449.xml
advertisement
179
179
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Toshiba America, Inc.
TV Speaker
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051450.xml
article
180
180
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Mort Gerberg
[no value]
200050_19830901_051451.xml
advertisement
181
181
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Toshiba America, Inc.
Radio
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051452.xml
article
182
182
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
V. G. Myers
[no value]
200050_19830901_051453.xml
article
183
183
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
B. Kliban
[no value]
200050_19830901_051454.xml
advertisement
184
184
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Smerling Imports, Inc.
Shoe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051455.xml
article
185
185
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Gahan Wilson
[no value]
200050_19830901_051456.xml
article
186
186
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Delbert Polston
[no value]
200050_19830901_051457.xml
advertisement
187
187
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Gordon's Dry Gin Co., Ltd.
Gordon's
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051458.xml
article
188
188
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Leo Garel
[no value]
200050_19830901_051459.xml
advertisement
189
189
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Hart Services, Inc.
Allyn St George
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051460.xml
advertisement
WS3
WS3
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Ocean Pacific
OP
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051461.xml
advertisement
WS4
WS4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Shaw-Ross International Importers, Inc.
Steinlager
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051462.xml
article
191
191
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Herb Green
[no value]
200050_19830901_051463.xml
advertisement
192
192
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Brother International Corp.
Typing Habits
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051464.xml
advertisement
193
193
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Colgate
Aloe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051465.xml
advertisement
194
194,195
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Memorex
Recording
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051466.xml
article
196
196
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bruce Cochran
[no value]
200050_19830901_051467.xml
advertisement
197
197
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Vantage
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051468.xml
advertisement
198
198
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Products
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051469.xml
advertisement
198
198
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Distilled Spirits Council
Distille Spirits Council
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051470.xml
article
199
199
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Buck Brown
[no value]
200050_19830901_051471.xml
article
200
200
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bernard Schoenbaum
[no value]
200050_19830901_051472.xml
advertisement
201
201
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
JVC Canada Inc.
Music
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051473.xml
advertisement
202
202
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Ramses Nuform
Ramses
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051474.xml
advertisement
202
202
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Webcor Electronics Inc.
Phone
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051475.xml
advertisement
203
203
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
United Food and Fitness, Inc.
Multi Power
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051476.xml
advertisement
205
205
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lucky Strike
Cigarette
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051477.xml
advertisement
206
206
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Volkswagen
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051478.xml
article
207
207
News
[no value]
Cutting the Cords
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The portability that everyone who owns a small radio or TV takes for granted has now eased on down the road and cut the power cords of such products as telephones, computers and even video-game joy sticks. (No more tripping over wires as you repel extraterrestrials.) And as the electronics industry continues to streamline its offerings, you can expect to see a proliferation of the cordless trend. Telephones that aren't wired for sound come in loud and clear at greater distances, and there's a new take-it-with-you mentality that lets the owner of, say, a radar detector easily unplug and pocket the unit when he's leaving his car. Uncorded history is being written. Celebrate!
200050_19830901_051479.xml
article
208
208,209
News
[no value]
Hot Footin'!
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Hollis Wayne
The smashing selection of classic tweed suits and sports jackets that are just hitting the fall market calls for "sensible shoes" (as the British are wont to say). But that doesn't mean that the footwear you team with your tweedy threads has to be clunky-looking. On the contrary, manufacturers have put their best foot forward and have crafted a variety of styles, including such classics as the penny loafer and the saddle shoe, served up with a fresh twist. The new penny loafer we're referring to has a blackbuckskin vamp mated with polished leather, and the saddle shoe combines olive suede with brown leather. And the flip side of this fashion story is that dress and sport socks have finally broken loose from their conservative moorings. Argyle and diamond patterns will be prominent in the fall footwear picture, as will such surprising offerings as a pink-cashmere sock that's combined with a brown-leather kiltie loafer. The same goes for a geometric-pattern sock coupled with an updated saddle shoe and a black-pigskin-and-suede lace-up ankle boot with metal closures teamed with a bright-teal sock. Kick some of these ideas around, Mr. Hot Foot, and the combinations you come up with should have you stepping out lively.
200050_19830901_051480.xml
article
210
210,211
News
[no value]
Potpourri
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Shaping a New Image
200050_19830901_051481.xml
article
212
212,213
News
[no value]
Grapevine
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Heart of the Matter
200050_19830901_051482.xml
article
214
214
[no value]
[no value]
Next Month
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Hill Street Blues gang--cast and creator of TV's most innovative cop show let us in on their lives, in and out of character, in a fast-moving Playboy Interview
200050_19830901_051483.xml
advertisement
214
214
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bausch & Lomb
Bausch Lomb
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051484.xml
advertisement
C3
C3
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
National Distillers, Inc.
Old Grand Dad
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051485.xml
advertisement
C4
C4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Philip Morris Inc.
Players
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19830901_051486.xml