Issue: 19820301

Monday, March 1, 1982
000339
March
3
True
29
Thursday, July 17, 2014
8/4/2016 12:26:39 AM

Articles
cover
C1
C1
Cover
[no value]
Cover Description
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[The following text appears on the cover]
200050_19820301_048148.xml
advertisement
C2A
C1A,C2A,C2,1
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
American Honda Motor Co.
Motorcycle
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048149.xml
advertisement
2
2,3
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Winston
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048150.xml
advertisement
4
4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Calvert Distillers Co.
Jameson
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048151.xml
article
5
5
From the Editor
[no value]
Playbill
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Eight Years Ago this month, Patty Hearst was abducted from her apartment. What then happened seemed like a leftist public-relations-man's dream: Spoiled little rich girl sees the political light and robs banks to finance the overthrow of the state and maybe get back at mom and dad while she's at it. So many questions about her involvement persist that we sent Contributing Editor Lawrence Grobel to get some answers. Adding to Hearst's Playboy Interview is a portion of her book, Every Secret Thing (Doubleday), written with Alvin Moscow.
200050_19820301_048152.xml
tableOfContents
6
6,7
Table of Contents
[no value]
Contents for the Men's Entertainment Magazine
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playbill ....................................... 5
200050_19820301_048153.xml
masthead
6
6,7
Copyright
[no value]
Address_Copyright_Credit
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
General Office: Playboy Building, 919 North Michigan Ave., Chicago, Illinois 60611. Return postage must accompany all manuscripts, Drawings and photographs submitted if they are to be returned and no responsibility can be assumed for unsolicited materials. All rights in letters sent to Playboy will be treated as unconditionally assigned for publication and copyright purposes and as subject to Playboy's unrestricted right to edit and to comment editorially. Contents Copyright © 1982 by Playboy. All rights reserved. Playboy and Rabbit Head Symbol are marks of Playboy, Registered U.S. Patent Office, Marca Registrada, Marque Deposee. Nothing may be reprinted in whole or in part without written permission from the publisher. Any similarity between the people and places in the fiction and semifiction in this magazine and any real people and places is purely coincidental. Credits: Cover: Hair by Sean Hoskins for Garren at the Plaza. Other Photography By: Don Azuma, P. 115, 252, 253; Mario Casilli, P. 57 (2); Clint Crawford, P. 5; J. Verser Engelhard, P. 5, 101; Richard Fegley, P. 12, 18, 57; Bill Frantz, P. 5; Dwight Hooker, P. 12; Carl IRI, P. 44; O.M.O. Norma Kamali (Swimsuits), P. 148-149, 150; Alexis Kirk (Belts), P. 150, 154; Richard Klein, P. 5, 44, 168, 210; Jerry Kott (Bracelet), P. 150; Larry L. Logan, P. 5, 11 (3); Ken Marcus, P. 18, 57 (2); Kerry Morris, P. 11; Ted Muehling/Available through art Wear (Earring), P. 152; Ned Phillips, P. 252, 253; Pomped Posar, P. 57; Pro Arts Poster, P. 12; Exotic Birds. Courtesy of Sedgewick Studios, Chaicago, Il., P. 137-141; Vernon L. Smith, P. 5 (9); Elica Stone, P. 12; Steve Vaubel/Available through art wear (Necklace & Bracelet), P. 151, 155. Illustrations By: Steve Boswick, P. 228, 233; Dan Clyne, P. 77; Earl Hokens, P. 33; Jim Lange, P. 27; Pat Nagel, P. 25, 59; Kerig Pope, P. 60, 61 (2); Slug Signorino, P. 28; Ray Smith, P. 21. Inserts: Yamaha insert between P. 34-35; Columbia/Time-Life insert between P. 16-17 & 242-243; Playboy Clubs International Card insert between P. 216-217.
200050_19820301_048154.xml
advertisement
8
8
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Wolfschmidt Genuine Vodka
Wolfschmidt
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048155.xml
masthead
8
8
Masthead
[no value]
Masthead
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Hugh M. Hefnereditor and publisher
200050_19820301_048156.xml
advertisement
9
9
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Robert Bosch Sales Corporation
Blaupunkt
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048157.xml
advertisement
10
10
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John A. Frye Shoe Co.
Boots
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048158.xml
article
11
11,12
News
[no value]
The World of Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Above, Hugh M. Hefner shares a few moments with Dinah Shore and Henry Winkler. Shore premiered her new night-club act during the entertainment segment; Winkler was master of ceremonies and honorary chariman of the event. Others attending included Billy Crystal, Bonnie Franklin, Linda Lavin, Michele Lee and Vic Tayback.
200050_19820301_048159.xml
advertisement
13
13
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
National Distillers Products Co.
Windsor
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048160.xml
advertisement
14
14
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Toyota Motor Sales, U.S.A. Inc.
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048161.xml
advertisement
15
15
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Vivarin
Stimulant Tablets
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048162.xml
article
15
15,16,17,18
Letters to the Editor
[no value]
Dear Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Address Dear PlayboyPlayboy Building919 N. Michigan Ave.Chicago, Illinois 60611
200050_19820301_048163.xml
other
15
15
Indicia
[no value]
Indicia
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy, (ISSN 0032-1478), March, 1982, Volume 29, Number 3. Published monthly by Playboy, Playboy Bldg., 919 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Ill. 60611. Subscriptions: In The United States and its possessions, $48 for 36 Issues, $34 for 24 Issues, $18 for 12 Issues. Canada, $24 for 12 Issues. Elsewhere, $31 for 12 Issues. Allow 45 days for new sub. Scriptions and Renewals. Change of Address: Send both old and new addresses to Playboy, Post Office Box 2420, Boulder, Colorado 80320, And allow 45 days for change. Marketing: Ed Condon, Director / Direct Marketing: Michael J. Murphy, Circulation Promotion Director. Advertising: Henry W. Marks, Advertising Director: Harold Duchin, National Sales Manager: Michael Druckman, New York Sales Manager: Milt Kaplan, Fashion Advertising Manager, 747 Third Avenue, New York, New York 10017; Chicago 60611, Russ Weller, Associate Advertising Manager, 919 North Michigan Avenue: Troy, Michigan 48084, Jess Ballew, Manager. 3001 W. Big Beaver Road; Los Angeles 90010, Stanley L. Perkins, Manager, 4311 Wilshire Boulevard; San Francisco 94104, Tom Jones, Manager, 417 Montgomery Street.
200050_19820301_048164.xml
advertisement
16
16
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
TDK Electronics Corp.
Cassette
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048165.xml
advertisement
17
17
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Berkey Marketing Companies
Sunpak
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048166.xml
advertisement
19
19
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Paddington Corporation
Baileys
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048167.xml
advertisement
20
20
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Dexter Shoe Company
Shoe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048168.xml
article
21
21
News
[no value]
The Column I'll Be Writing at the End of Reagan's Term
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Richard Reeves
January 21, 1985
200050_19820301_048169.xml
advertisement
22
22,23
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Volkswagen of America
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048170.xml
advertisement
24
24
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
General Wine & Spirits Co.
Ronrico
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048171.xml
review
25
25,26,27
Review
[no value]
Playboy After Hours
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
'Juana Beer?
200050_19820301_048172.xml
article
26
26
News
[no value]
Real-Life Taxi Driver
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Kevin Cook
James Pridaux is 26, but the lines beneath and at the sides of his eyes sugest an older man. He drives a yellow cab in Manhattan 70 hours a week, lives in the Bronx and hopes one day to own his own taxi.
200050_19820301_048173.xml
advertisement
26A
26A
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Justin
Boots
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048174.xml
advertisement
26B
26B
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Calvert Distillers Co.
Tuaca
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048175.xml
article
27
27
News
[no value]
The New Collectibles
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Want to plan ahead for your financial well-being? Do you think it's too late to invest in coins, stamps, gold, antiques? Relax, Bunkie. Andrew Feinberg has assembled this bumper crop of untouched possibilities. Start your collections today.
200050_19820301_048176.xml
review
28
28
Review-Recorded Music
[no value]
Music
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Laurence Shames
Band On The Run: The gig was in New York. The band was down in Philly. What was called for, obviously, was to move the band.
200050_19820301_048177.xml
review
28
28,33
Review
[no value]
Reviews
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Before he gained national fame as Dr. John, the Night Tripper, he was Mac Rebennack, the much-sought-after Louisiana session pianist. It's that earlier part of his career that Dr. John delves into on Dr. John Plays Mac Rebennack (Clean Cuts). Although Dr. John's playing is competent enough technically, the thrill of this music is something transcendent, ephemeral, the stuff from which legends spring. Here, Rebennack pays homage to most of the piano greats from his native New Orleans, including Professor Longhair, Fats Domino and Huey "Piano" Smith, plus Bloomington, Indiana's, Hoagy Carmichael, whose The Nearness of You merits the only vocal treatment on the album. This is a beautiful solo effort, nicely recorded and produced by one of those young, independent labels. Don't let that fool you--it's at most record stores.
200050_19820301_048178.xml
advertisement
29
29,30,31,32
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
BFGoodrich Co.
High Tech Radials
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048179.xml
article
33
33
News
[no value]
Fast Tracks
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Barbara Nellis
A Real Shaggy-Bird Story: You may have heard that the Man in Black, Johnny Cash, keeps a flock of ostriches in the back yard of his Nashville home. Well, one of those alleged pets went on a rampage and kicked out the jams--Johnny's jams, that is--and fractured three of the singer's ribs. We think the bird should get a black belt in karate and go on the road as a bodyguard. Then, If some drunk got really rowdy, the bird could drop-kick him into the next county.
200050_19820301_048180.xml
article
34
34
News
[no value]
Adventures
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bob Sipchen
The sun-bleached skeleton of a long-horn steer lay sprawled beside the heat-cracked road like a corny omen in a Ron Reagan Western, but few of the 7000 or so cyclists stampeding past it seemed to notice. Pumping and panting, they climbed the first long hill leading out of the Mexican border town of Tecate, hell-bent on pedaling 72.8 miles through high desert and rugged ranch land to the Pacific Coast port of Ensenada. According to the rules, the bicyclists had seven hours to reach their goal, where a full-blown tequila blitz was already raging in their honor. The organizers dubbed the event the 1981 Tecate to Ensenada Fun Bike Ride, but by the time the vultures started circling, even the handful of punksters in the multifarious mob--kids who on another weekend might amuse themselves by worming and head-banging to the Plasmatics-- were wondering aloud about this unique application of the word fun.
200050_19820301_048181.xml
advertisement
34A
34A,34B,34C,34D,34E,34F,34G,34H,34I,34J,34K,34L,34M,34N,34O,34P,34Q,34R,34S,34T,34U,34V,34W,34X
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Yamaha
Motorcycle
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048182.xml
review
35
35
Review-Books
[no value]
Books
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Armchair travelers and timid tourists can rely on Paul Theroux to transport them to countries they'll never visit. He's taken readers to Malaysia, to darkest Africa, to South America and on the Orient Express. Now, in his new novel, The Mosquito Coast (Houghton Mifflin), Theroux travels to Honduras for his story about Allie Fox, a brilliant but crazy inventor of ice machines and other peculiarities. Allie, convinced that the demise of the U.S. is imminent, hauls his wife and four children to a wilderness area of this Central American country. He sees his family as the new Swiss Family Robinson, but their life is hardly as harmonious; Allie is a tyrant and his children eventually rebel. Theroux captures a feeling for Honduras and its inhabitants that few writers could match; besides, he tells an incomparable adventure tale.
200050_19820301_048183.xml
advertisement
37
36,37
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Camel
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048184.xml
review
38
38,40,42
Review-Films
[no value]
Movies
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bruce Williamson
As co-author (with Trevor Griffiths), producer, director and co-star (with Diane Keaton), Warren Beatty may have gone into Reds (Paramount) wearing at least one hat too many. What results is a fascinating, intelligent, muddled and wildly ambitious failure more memorable for high aims than for actual achievement. However, merely to attempt such a long and costly movie (three and a half hours, well over $30,000,000 at last tally) about a dedicated American leftist is an act of aesthetic bravura that strikes me pink with admiration even while I appraise the wreckage.
200050_19820301_048185.xml
advertisement
39
39
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
James B. Beam Distilling Co.
Whisky
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048186.xml
advertisement
41
41
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
Natural Light
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048187.xml
advertisement
42
42
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Stetson
Cologne
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048188.xml
advertisement
42
42
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Master Lock company
Lock
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048189.xml
advertisement
43
43
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Century Products, Inc.
Century
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048190.xml
review
43
43
Review-Films
[no value]
Movie Score Card
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bruce Williamson
[movieTitle]Absence of Malice[/movieTitle] Paul Newman in top form, Sally Field off-key as a nasty news hen. [rating]2-1/2 bunnies[/rating]
200050_19820301_048191.xml
advertisement
43
43
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048192.xml
review
44
44
Review
[no value]
Coming Attractions
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Blumenthal
Idol Gossip: Alan Arkin and Christopher Lee have been set to co-star in The Return of Captain Invincible, a musical adventure yarn featuring tunes by Eric Clapton, Rod Stewart, Fleetwood Mac, Peter Allen and Air Supply. . . . Mel Brooks's next comedy send-up will be Robin Hood, to be filmed entirely in England this spring. At presstime, Brooks had not yet cast the title role but said he was looking for today's version of Errol Flynn. Spike Milligan and Marty Feldman will have roles, Pamela (History of the World--Part I) Stephenson will be Maid Marian and Brooks himself may appear as one of the Merry Men. . . . Rumor has it that Brian De Palma's next project, presently known only as The De Palma Project, is actually a remake of John Huston's classic The Treasure of the Sierra Madre . . . . British director John (Ghost Story) Irvin will helm Dino De Laurentiis' long-planned epic The Bounly, a big-budget remake of the Clark Gable-Charles Laughton starrer that will, accrding to reports, concentrate less on the actual mutiny and more on Captain Bligh's survival on the stormy seas. "It'll show a different Captain Bligh from the one most of us know," Irvin reportedly has said. "He was a great sailor, highly resourceful and very fair. His only problem, apparently, was that he had trouble dealing with people."
200050_19820301_048193.xml
advertisement
45
45
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Schieffelin & Co.
Hennessy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048194.xml
advertisement
46
46,47
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Saab
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048195.xml
advertisement
48
48
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Panasonic
TV
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048196.xml
review
49
49
Review
[no value]
Riviera Mexicana
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Stephen Birnbaum
Why check out Mexico's Pacific Coast? Well, there's the perfect weather, the resort where Bo Derek frolicked in "10," the great weather, the superb beaches littered with lithe bodies, the incredible weather, the guy who regularly plies waitees outside his restaurant with squirts from a wine-filled goatskin, the fantastic weather, several dazzling new hotels, the sensational weather and the horseback gallops through surging surf.
200050_19820301_048197.xml
advertisement
50
50
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bacardi Inports, Inc.
Puerto Rican Rum
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048198.xml
article
51
51,52
Reader QA
[no value]
The Playboy Advisor
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
I have been living with a woman for almost four years. The other night she mentioned that we had not made love in what seemed like weeks. I hadn't really noticed, but her question bothered me. Is it normal to go without intercourse for such extended periods of time?--K. D., Dallas, Texas.
200050_19820301_048199.xml
advertisement
53
53,54,55,56
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Kawasaki
Motorcycles
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048200.xml
article
57
57
Reader QA
[no value]
Dear Playmates
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
This month we asked the Playmates about an important moment in sexual etiquette, one that needs to be handled with finesse. Each of them thought it was a tough--but necessary--element of a crucial conversation with a man.
200050_19820301_048201.xml
advertisement
58
58
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Hiram Walker Importers Inc.
Canadian Club
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048202.xml
article
59
59,60,62,64,66
Reader Discussion
[no value]
The Playboy Forum
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Laws of the land
200050_19820301_048203.xml
article
60
60,61
Reader Discussion
[no value]
Forum Newsfront
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Kinky Shrink
200050_19820301_048204.xml
article
62
62
News
[no value]
Fetal Law
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sarah Speights
Illinois Congressman Henry Hyde, one of the sponsors of the Human Life Amendment, has tried to reassure us: Never mind that doctors, scientists, philosophers and theologians cannot agree on when biological life becomes human life. "Defining when life begins," says Hyde, "is the sort of question Congress is designed to answer, is competent to answer, must answer."
200050_19820301_048205.xml
advertisement
63
63
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Heublein, Inc.
Smirnoff
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048206.xml
advertisement
64
64
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Press
Playboy Press
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048207.xml
advertisement
65
65
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Diversified Products
Fit for Life
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048208.xml
article
66
66
News
[no value]
Forum Follies
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Roger Gray
The difference between a procurer and a seducer has been affirmed by a California superior court and it boils down to this: You can be a procurer or you can be a seducer, but you can't be both--at least not simultaneously. What's more, a seducer can employ a little deception without breaking the law.
200050_19820301_048209.xml
advertisement
67
67
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Chambord
Chambord
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048210.xml
advertisement
68
68
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Shulton, Inc.
Blue Stratos
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048211.xml
article
69
69,70,74,76,84,86,88,89,91,92,93,96,98,100
Playboy Interview
[no value]
Patricia Hearst
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Before the night of February 4, 1974, few people had heard of Patricia Campbell Hearst. To those who knew her, she was a 19-year-old Berkeley college student majoring in art history and living with her fiancé, Steven Weed, 26, a graduate student in philosophy. Her family, of course, which controls America's largest privately owned media-and-land conglomerate, is well-known, not least because of the exploits of Patricia's grandfather, the publishing lycoon immortalized in "Citizen Kane." But until that night, Patricia's own concerns didn't extend beyond the butterflies she felt over her impending high-society wedding.
200050_19820301_048212.xml
advertisement
71
71
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Government of Puerto Rico
White Rum
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048213.xml
advertisement
73
72,73
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Marlboro
Cigarette
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048214.xml
advertisement
75
75
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Wolverine World Wide, Inc.
Hush Puppies
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048215.xml
advertisement
76
76
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Gillette Company
The Dry Look
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048216.xml
article
77
77,78,79,80,82,84
Feature
[no value]
Every Secret Thing
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Patricia Campbell Hearst
The following is an excerpt from Patricia Hearst's book of the same title, starting with the period immediately after her release from a closet in which she was indoctrinated, psychologically tortured and raped, through her "conversion" to the S.L.A., ending with her description of the fiery shoot-out in Los Angeles. Hearst refers to the S.L.A. soldiers by their code names, so the cast of leading characters is: Cinque--Donald DeFreeze; Teko--William Harris; Yolanda--Emily Harris; Zoya--Patricia Soltysik; Fahizah--Nancy Ling Perry; Cujo--Willie Wolfe; Gelina--Angela Atwood; Gabi--Camilla Hall.
200050_19820301_048217.xml
advertisement
79
79
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Seagram Distillers Co.
Whisky
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048218.xml
advertisement
81
81
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
American Motors Corporation
Jeep
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048219.xml
advertisement
83
83
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jantzen Inc.
Jantzen
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048220.xml
advertisement
85
85
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Heineken
Beer
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048221.xml
advertisement
87
87
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
RCA Consumer Electronics
Video Tape
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048222.xml
advertisement
89
89
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
General Wine & Spirits
Leroux
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048223.xml
advertisement
90
90
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Fiat Motors of North America, Inc.
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048224.xml
advertisement
94
94,95
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
U.S. Pioneer Electronics Corp.
Radio
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048225.xml
advertisement
97
97
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
B&W T Co.
Raleigh Lights
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048226.xml
advertisement
99
99
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Seagram Distillers Company
Dry Gin
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048227.xml
advertisement
101
101
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048228.xml
article
102
102,103,104,183
News
[no value]
The Trouble with Guns
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
William J. Helmer
First Off, let's try to understand three things:
200050_19820301_048229.xml
article
105
105
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Edmond Kiraz
[no value]
200050_19820301_048230.xml
pictorial
106
106,107,108,109,110,111,192
Pictorial
[no value]
Melani is the Message
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Maybe you'll recall this scene from countless movie musicals of an era long before Alexander Haig, nuclear reactors or even I Love Lucy. An earnest, struggling starlet is making ends meet by running an elevator in a posh office complex when she hears that her favorite star--a sexy young male singer--is about to show up for his manager's birthday party. Can the starlet ditch her post long enough to meet her idol? What will happen if she bursts into song? And what will they think of the silly Phillip Morris bellboy uniform she's wearing? Sound familiar? Adjust your timing to 1981 and you have the true-life saga of Melani Martin, a bubbly young showbiz hopeful who used to run an elevator at the Berwin Entertainment Complex in Hollywood. Her life, at that time, consisted of classes--lots of them. There were acting classes, singing classes, dancing classes, all taken with one goal in mind: stardom, a classic celluloid fantasy of a young woman tap-dancing her way onto the silver screen.
200050_19820301_048231.xml
article
112
112,113,114,194,196,198,199
Feature
[no value]
Pinball
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jerzy Kosinski
He was having, a nightcap at the bar in Kreutzer's after work when Donna showed up looking for him.
200050_19820301_048232.xml
article
115
115,184,186,188,190
Feature
[no value]
The Family Jewels
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Roy Blount Jr.
In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
200050_19820301_048233.xml
article
116
116,117,118,166,200,202,204,206,208
Feature
[no value]
Boom Dreams
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Craig Vetter
Somewhere in the lonely middle of the high Wyoming prairie last February, I picked up a hitchhiker who'd been standing for an hour in a hard snowstorm, in a wind that was 14 degrees below zero. He looked to be about 55 years old and he was about half frozen by the time he climbed into my rented Oldsmobile. He was toting a beat-up leather suitcase with a rag for a handle, and he'd been on the road for six days, from Youngstown, Ohio, He said he was broke and had been out of work for six months and that he was on his way to Jackson Hole because someone had told him they were building a Holiday Inn there, and he thought maybe they'd have a construction job for him. Said he hadn't hitchhiked since 1953, and he didn't think he'd ever do it again. He'd asked the police in Moorcroft if he could sleep in their jail, but they told him their insurance wouldn't cover it. So he'd slept the night before in an abandoned house that didn't have any windows or doors. Hard times, he said.
200050_19820301_048234.xml
article
119
119
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Doug Sneyd
[no value]
200050_19820301_048235.xml
pictorial
120
120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128-130,131
Playmate
[no value]
Karen Witter, Miss March, 1982
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Arny Freytag
To understand Karen Witter, you have to ignore the fact that she's pretty. What you see in Karen is cosmetic glamor, fresh wax on a Formula I. An attractive sheen that belies the power and deeper sense of purpose underneath. The impoverished people of Jaramillo in Baja California, for instance, wouldn't recognize this Karen Witter. They do know a blonde dynamo with dirty fingernails who gave up a Long Beach summer to build them a schoolhouse a couple of years ago. But this glossy gringo is a stranger. Poised, straightforward and razor-sharp, Witter hates labels but an "adventurer" tag would not be far off the mark. Consider her recent job as a stewardess on a hot-air balloon, casually serving champagne to joy riders high above the California desert. "I'm not afraid of doing most of the things others are afraid of doing," she tells us. "I'd rather do something physically dangerous than go along on an even keel." That's an apt metaphor. Karen is a sailor. More than that, at 20, she's a sea creature, at home on or in the water. She has made a pact with the ocean that weekend tars and motorboat dilettantes only dream about. "I like being on the ocean away from people; you wake up and look out and there's nothing around you but water. You could be on your way to China if your navigation were off. Sailing is sensuous. I love the smell of the water, the feeling of the wind and the sun. If there's a storm, it's even more exciting. You know the boat could die at any moment. Or fog. I've been in fog so thick at night you couldn't see the bow from the stern."
200050_19820301_048236.xml
article
132
132
Humor
[no value]
Playboy's Party Jokes
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
During a rather rowdy party, one unattached female guest kept disappearing into a back bedroom with one man after another, including the host. This did not go unnoticed by the host's wife, who was smoldering but kept her composure. It was still fairly early when Miss Willing approached her looking somewhat frazzled and rumpled. "I'm sorry to rush off," she explained, "but I don't feel too well."
200050_19820301_048237.xml
article
133
133
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bernard Kliban
[no value]
200050_19820301_048238.xml
article
135
134,135,136,142,174,176,177
Feature
[no value]
My Mistress
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Laurie Colwin
My wife is precise, elegant and well dressed, but the sloppiness of my mistress knows few bounds. Apparently, I am not the sort of man who acquires a stylish mistress like the mistresses in French movies. Those women rendezvous at the café of an expensive hotel and take their cigarette cases out of alligator handbags, or they meet their lovers on bridges in the late afternoon, wearing dashing capes. My mistress greets me in a pair of worn corduroy trousers, once green and now no color at all, a gray sweater and an old shirt of her younger brother's that has a frayed collar and a pair of very old, broken shoes with tassels, the backs of which are held together with electrical tape. The first time I saw those shoes, I found them remarkable.
200050_19820301_048239.xml
review
137
137,138,139,140,141
Buyers Guide
[no value]
Playboy's Spring and Summer Fashion Forecast, Part I
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
David Platt
As we turn the corner into spring, the fashion news--if not the nation's economy--definitely isn't for the birds. Colorful plumage has replaced a whole flock of drab styles nesting on the fashion landscape. Rest assured, however, that freakishness for its own sake and costumed juvenile delinquency have been pruned from the market place. So much is happening, in fact, that we've divided our annual Spring and Summer Fashion Forecast into two features: This month focuses on dressy styles, with next month showcasing sportswear. Check out these pages and you'll note that suit and sports-jacket looks are anything but restrictive. While over-all cuts and configurations remain the same (i.e., two button, three button, single-breasteds and double-breasteds, etc.), it is the bolder use of colors and, more importantly, the return of patterns that characterize the new attitude. Checks, stripes, plaids and tweeds from the very subdued to the boldest madras have emerged in force to lift tailored clothing out of the doldrums of drab classicism. Shirts, ties and other wardrobe elements, however, tend to be on the calmer side. While there are no hard and fast rules against mixing patterns, a little restraint is always in good taste. To mix properly, let your coat of many colors be the guide. By blending one or two colors in a suit or sports jacket with the shade of your slacks and/or shirt and tie, you'll pull the whole outfit together successfully. The finished look should lead to some mighty interesting nesting--and with luck, you'll certainly have something to crow about.
200050_19820301_048240.xml
article
144
143,144,145,212,214,216,218,220,224,226
Feature
[no value]
Man and Woman, Part Three: The Sex Life of the Brain
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Diane De Simone
Jo Durden-Smith
a growing number of scientists believe that maleness and femaleness are conditions we're plunged into--headfirst
200050_19820301_048241.xml
article
147
146,147
Humor
[no value]
Three Horribly Unfair Jokes You Can Tell About Lawyers
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Andrew Tobias
Lawyers, as a group, have never been particularly popular ("The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers," Shakespeare had one of his players propose), and yet in America's litigious soil they have flourished, twining a tangled, strangling and near impenetrable mesh. Some of my best friends are lawyers-- and they agree. There are more lawyers in the U. S. than in the rest of the world combined. Half a million! West Germany makes do with just one fifth as many lawyers per capita. France manages with one tenth as many. Japan has one 25th as many lawyers per capita (but seven times as many engineers).
200050_19820301_048242.xml
pictorial
148
148,149,150,151,152,153,154,155,156
Pictorial
[no value]
Aye, Barbara
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bruce Williamson
While waiting for Barbara Carrera to show up for lunch at a swell French restaurant in New York, I am eying this blonde at the top of the curved stairs. Some dame. Mickey Spillane would have loved her. Hair in a platinum pageboy, wearing a big, baggy, bright-red sweater over a body that just won't stop. Tight pants and heels. Only a heel would think what I'm thinking. Slowly, the blonde turns. Coming my way. Now her hand's on my arm. "Darling," she murmurs, not quite suppressing a giggle, "didn't you recognize me? Oh, I love it!"
200050_19820301_048243.xml
article
157
157,242,243,244
Feature
[no value]
The Waves of the Future
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Kevin Cook
The Soviets shook us from the somnolent Fifties when they threw Sputnik up over our heads. Our national ears heard the thing beeping up there in the darkness, and we were sure somehow that all its flashing lights were angry red. That first artificial satellite sent us on a technological tear for a dozen years. We trained tons of astronauts and space-age engineers and won the race to the moon. We sent men there and brought them back; and when repetitions of that feat got boring, we (continued on page 242)Waves of the Future(continued from page 157) piped Richard Nixon's voice through the vacuum of space (eerily appropriate, that) and introduced lunar golf. Since then, we've been mostly content to let the outer limits sit there like a national park we've been to once and don't really care to see again.
200050_19820301_048244.xml
article
158
158
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Rowland B. Wilson
[no value]
200050_19820301_048245.xml
article
159
159
Ribald Classics
[no value]
Ribald Classic: Little Sins for the Greater Good
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
It is a false principle that tells us not to commit a little sin in order to accomplish a great good, as Saint Augustine relates in his tale of an adventure during the consulate of Septimus Acindynus.
200050_19820301_048246.xml
advertisement
161
160,161
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
B&W T Co.
Kool
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048247.xml
article
163
162,163,164
20Q
[no value]
20 Questions: Louis Rukeyser
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Louis Rukeyser was born with a ticker tape in his mouth. His father enjoyed a considerable reputation as a syndicated financial columnist; but despite Rukeyser's own career as an award-winning economic journalist, he is most visible as the host of PBS' long-running "Wall Street Week" and the syndicated "Louis Rukeyser's Business Journal." His wit, his expertise and his fervor for the little guy come across so intensely that they almost make one forget he earns a high six-figure income.
200050_19820301_048248.xml
advertisement
165
165
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Zales
Diamond
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048249.xml
article
167
167,168,169,170,228,232,233,234,236,238,240
Feature
[no value]
How to Survive in the Video-Game Jungle
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Walter Lowe, Jr.
In this era of mediocre dangers, truly great risk comes as a matter of course only to criminals, lovers and revolutionaries. The rest of us have to search for it.
200050_19820301_048250.xml
article
168
168,230,231
Feature
[no value]
What Sort of Man Invents Defender?
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Walter Lowe, Jr.
Until the fall of 1980. Williams Electronics limited its production pretty much to solid-state pinball machines. While Atari, Stern Electronics, Bally's Midway Manufacturing Company and other game manufacturers were making a killing on games such as Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Asteroids and Berzerk, Williams hadn't even marketed its first video game. But when it did, the game was a doozy.
200050_19820301_048251.xml
article
169
169,240
News
[no value]
Playing with Pain
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Walter Lowe, Jr.
No one has ever achieved anything great without enduring pain, and that holds true for those who aspire to record-breaking scores on video games.
200050_19820301_048252.xml
article
170
170
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Bernard Handelsman
[no value]
200050_19820301_048253.xml
advertisement
171
171
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Seagram Distillers Co.
Crown Royal
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048254.xml
pictorial
172
172,173
Pictorial
[no value]
Playboy's Roving Eye
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Her Heart Belongs to Daddy
200050_19820301_048255.xml
advertisement
175
175
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Escort
Radar
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048256.xml
article
176
176
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lee Lorenz
[no value]
200050_19820301_048257.xml
article
178
178
Cartoon
[no value]
Nu-Wave Romance with Nell 'n' Void
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Skip Williamson
Tell me, Nell, How does your Clinic differ from the normal medical establishment?We combine the ancient art of acupuncture with the stylish modes of our own subculture . . . .
200050_19820301_048258.xml
article
178
178
Cartoon
[no value]
The Loner
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Frank Baginski
Reynolds Dodson
I Dreamed I stole into Bo Derek's Boudoir!
200050_19820301_048259.xml
article
178
178
Cartoon
[no value]
Reg'lar Rabbit
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Enos
It's for th'sake of Art, ginger sue!Ah Am Not posin' nude for you!
200050_19820301_048260.xml
article
179
179
Cartoon
[no value]
Rita Rake the Maltese Vibrator
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Reynolds Dodson
Trina Robbins
Are you Rita Rake?My friends call me Rita.You can call me Rake.
200050_19820301_048261.xml
article
180
180
Cartoon
[no value]
The Kinky Report
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Christopher Browne
Now, let me see if I've got this straight--
200050_19820301_048262.xml
article
180
180
Cartoon
[no value]
Saturday Nite Jive
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bill Johnson
Good Mornin' Lover. I had the most delicious sleep.Omigod, Keith-you've forgotten her name! was it Julie? Ann?
200050_19820301_048263.xml
article
180
180
Cartoon
[no value]
Annie & Albert
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
J. Michael Leonard
Look at that jeans commercial! I think it's shameful to use 14-year-old girls as sex symbols!I had sex with a 14-year-old once
200050_19820301_048264.xml
article
181
181
Cartoon
[no value]
Dirty Duck
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bobby London
Yes, indeed, weevil . . . a Turkish Bath is the perfect place to get your Taffy Pulled.
200050_19820301_048265.xml
article
182
182
News
[no value]
Guns and Rhetoric
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
William J. Helmer
The Gun Lobby
200050_19820301_048266.xml
advertisement
183
183
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Royal Comfort
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048267.xml
advertisement
184
184
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Heublein Inc.
Steel
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048268.xml
article
185
185
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Eldon Dedini
[no value]
200050_19820301_048269.xml
advertisement
187
187
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
De Beers
Diamond
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048270.xml
article
188
188
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Donald Reilly
[no value]
200050_19820301_048271.xml
advertisement
189
189
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Fleischrmann Distilling Co.
Metaxa
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048272.xml
advertisement
191
191
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Fisher Corporation
Speaker
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048273.xml
article
192
192
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Marty Murphy
[no value]
200050_19820301_048274.xml
advertisement
193
193
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lorillard, U.S.A.
Newport
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048275.xml
article
194
194
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Brian Savage
[no value]
200050_19820301_048276.xml
advertisement
195
195
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Early Times Distillery Co.
Whisky
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048277.xml
advertisement
196
196
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Lectric Shave
Williams
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048278.xml
advertisement
196
196
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Products
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048279.xml
article
197
197
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Gahan Wilson
[no value]
200050_19820301_048280.xml
advertisement
198
198,199
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
U-Haul
Win A Million
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048281.xml
article
200
200
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sidney Harris
[no value]
200050_19820301_048282.xml
advertisement
201
201
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Jos Schlitz Brewing Company
Miss Irish
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048283.xml
advertisement
203
203
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Sharp
Calculator
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048284.xml
advertisement
204
204
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Austin, Nichols Distilling Co.
Wild Turkey
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048285.xml
article
205
205
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Buck Brown
[no value]
200050_19820301_048286.xml
advertisement
206
206
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Symphony Press, Inc.
Symphony
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048287.xml
advertisement
207
207
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048288.xml
article
208
208
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Alden Erikson
[no value]
200050_19820301_048289.xml
advertisement
209
209
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Heublein, Inc.
American Creme
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048290.xml
article
210
210,211
News
[no value]
Playboy Potpourri
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Let's Get Smashed
200050_19820301_048291.xml
advertisement
212
212
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Nocona Boot Company
Boots
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048292.xml
advertisement
212
212
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Hrd, Inc.
Intimacy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048293.xml
article
213
213
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Roy Raymonde
[no value]
200050_19820301_048294.xml
advertisement
214
214
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
U.S. Optics
Sunglasses
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048295.xml
advertisement
215
215
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
The Distilled Spirits Council of the United States
Distilled Spirits Council
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048296.xml
advertisement
216
216
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Shrink Wrap System
Shrink Wrap System
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048297.xml
advertisement
216
216
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Nightworks, Inc.
Loinshirts
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048298.xml
advertisement
217
217
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Clubs International, Inc.
Playboy Clubs
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048299.xml
advertisement
218
218
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
William Grant & Sons, Inc.
Frangelico
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048300.xml
article
219
219
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Don Madden
[no value]
200050_19820301_048301.xml
article
220
220
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Don Orehek
[no value]
200050_19820301_048302.xml
advertisement
221
221
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Somerset Importers, Ltd.
Tanqueray
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048303.xml
advertisement
222
222,223
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Magazine
Playboy Magazine
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048304.xml
article
224
224
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Malcolm Hancock
[no value]
200050_19820301_048305.xml
advertisement
225
225
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.
Vantage
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048306.xml
advertisement
226
226
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Kahlúa
Cream
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048307.xml
article
227
227
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Alden Erikson
[no value]
200050_19820301_048308.xml
advertisement
229
229
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
American Honda Motor Co., Inc.
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048309.xml
advertisement
231
231
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Eagle Rare
Eagle Rare
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048310.xml
article
232
232
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Rowland B. Wilson
[no value]
200050_19820301_048311.xml
advertisement
232A
232A
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bullworker
Fitness Training
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048312.xml
advertisement
232B
232B
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Myers & Son Co.
Luxury Rums
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048313.xml
advertisement
234
234
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Schrade Cutlery Corp.
Uncle Henry
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048314.xml
article
235
235
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
John Dempsey
[no value]
200050_19820301_048315.xml
article
236
236
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Delbert Polston
[no value]
200050_19820301_048316.xml
advertisement
237
237
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Grand Marnier
Tiqueur
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048317.xml
advertisement
238
238
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy Press
Playboy Press
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048318.xml
advertisement
239
239
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Brawn Undergear
Brawn
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048319.xml
advertisement
241
241
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Praline Emporium Co.
Liqueur
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048320.xml
advertisement
242
242
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Playboy
Playboy
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048321.xml
advertisement
243
243
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
EaCarey
Pipe
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048322.xml
article
244
244
Cartoon
[no value]
Cartoon
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Bernard Kliban
[no value]
200050_19820301_048323.xml
advertisement
245
245
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
BASF Audio/Video Tapes
Cassette
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048324.xml
advertisement
246
246
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Subaru of America, Inc.
Car
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048325.xml
article
247
247,248,249
Cartoon
[no value]
Little Annie Fanny
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Harvey Kurtzman
Will Elder
Love them Jamaican Hills!Them's Annie's Hills!"The Hills are alive"Where'd you meet last night's ladyfriend, Jamaica?Nope! Jamake yours?!Hi, Annie! might as well come to the nude beach with me. You're already dressed for it.Pooee! Pooee!They're blowing the conch for lunch.Blowing the coach?The Conch! it's a primitive sea-shell horn.Pooee!This is a recording.A light breeze stirred the palms and rippled the bright-blue waters.
200050_19820301_048326.xml
advertisement
250
250
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Calvert Dist Co.
Lord Calvert
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048327.xml
article
251
251
News
[no value]
Audio Voyeurism
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
If you think that some of your nights are uneventful, just punch in the frequency of any metropolitan police department and find out just how wild and crazy things really are. Or search the local radiotelephone channels for a dose of daily soap opera as the phone-in-car wheeler-dealers on wheels chat up their latest ladies or argue over alimony with ex-wives. Because the new generation of programmable scanners need no crystals and can search entire bands, the simple police radio has evolved into a sophisticated piece of V.H.F./U.H.F. monitoring equipment that can pick up anything from marine, aviation, sheriff and rescuesquad broadcasts to hams, hospitals, trains and even cabs and buses. It's 11 P.M., folks. Do you know where your cops are?
200050_19820301_048328.xml
article
252
252,253
News
[no value]
The Spa Experience Comes Home
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
As more and more guys discover the joy of pampering their bodies at La Costa, The Golden Door and other health resorts, serious sybarites are re-creat-ing the spa experience back in their own pads. Many skin-care products previously stocked solely at spas are now available in stores--and there's been a proliferation of such specially installations as saunas, hot tubs, whirlpools and aquatic bubble machines designed for the home. A total spa-type shower, tub and dressing area-- as depicted here--is the ideal way to take the plunge. But if that's over your head, begin with basic products and swim upstream as your current finances allow. It's your move, Mr. Goodbody.
200050_19820301_048329.xml
article
254
254,255
News
[no value]
Grapevine
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Socko Performance
200050_19820301_048330.xml
article
256
256
News
[no value]
Sex News
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Dirty Minds
200050_19820301_048331.xml
advertisement
257
257
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Volvo of America Corporation
The Turbo
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048332.xml
article
258
258
[no value]
[no value]
Next Month
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
"Today Texas, Tomorrow The World: The War on Drugs"--There's a full-scale battle going on in the lone star state, and it's spreading fast. Looks as if 1984 is on The Mark. A Chilling Report--By Laurence Gonzales
200050_19820301_048333.xml
advertisement
C3
C3
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
Somerset Importers, Ltd.
Johnnie Walker
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048334.xml
advertisement
C4
C4
Display Ad
[no value]
[no value]
[no value]
B&W T Co.
Barclay
[no value]
[no value]
200050_19820301_048335.xml