Issue: 19320115

Friday, January 15, 1932
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Western Clock Company, Limited
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Western Clock Company, Limited
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CONTENTS
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The Story of Tea
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THE virtues of tea (from the Chinese word "cha") were first discovered by the Emperor Shen-nung in 2737 B.C. In the first part of the 17th century we have records that an Englishman in the employ of the East Indian Company, in Japan, wrote to China for a "pot of the best sort of chaw."
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E. & S. CURRIE LIMITED
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E. & S. CURRIE LIMITED
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In the Editor's Confidence
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In the Editor's Confidence
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CONTEMPLATING some biographical notes concerning Frank King, author of our new serial, "The Case of The Painted Girl," we found our subconscious mind toying with a large interrogation mark. “Why is it,” we kept asking ourselves, “why is it that so many medical doctors turn to the writing of detective stories?”
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DESOTO
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FICTION
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THE CASE OF THE PAINTED GIRL
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FRANK KING
THE CAR undoubtedly was overheating. As it sped through the night up the long moorland hill, the radiator thermometer mounted steadily toward the danger mark. An ominous knock developed. Almost immediately a feather of steam escaped from the radiator cap.
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GENERAL ARTICLES
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A SWELL PLACE TO LIVE
Montreal, says this enthusiast, doesn’t care a flip of the thumb about keeping up with the Joneses among other cities. “We are the Joneses!"
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LESLIE ROBERTS
A MR. RALPH THORPE, who comes from the West but nowadays rides on Toronto street cars, has remarked in Maclean's that the place gives him a pain; which causes simple fellows like me to wonder why he continues to reside there. In retort, along comes my boon companion, William Arthur Deacon, another Westerner, with a companion piece suggesting that “Toronto Can Afford to Smile.”
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WOMAN-HANDLED
A comedy of business which proves that woman's place is in some man's heart
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Helen Strauss
AUNT SUZANNE was waiting in the entrance hall. She always took up her post there like a sentinel, when the noise upstairs indicated that Janey was about to come down. From the foot of the stairs Aunt Suzanne could give Janey a once-over that took in everything from the lace on her lingerie to the top of her hat.
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GENERAL ARTICLES
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THIRTEEN YEARS AFTER
Battlefields now produce vegetables, and pillboxes have become chicken pens —but many grim memorials of the War remain.
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WILL R. BIRD
ONE lone voice piped this ditty, and the rest of us listened glumly. It was late in October, wet, and chilling to the bone. We had come to Ypres and were in the shell-wrecked Asylum, waiting for darkness before moving out into the foul flats of the Salient.
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DAYS OF SUNSHINE
Recording the strange effect of a balmy climate on a gentleman who was reared on blizzards
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STEPHEN VINCENT BENET
WHEN Mr. Stapleton stepped out of the elevator he hoped, as he had hoped for several mornings, that he would be able to cross the lobby of the Chateau Arms without catching the desk clerk’s eye. Not because Mr. Stapleton was in arrears with his account.
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GENERAL ARTICLES
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The Most Dangerous Job in the World
Charles Stalnaker, famous oil-well “shooter,” handles nitroglycerine with fearlessness and rubber cushions
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D. NOLEN FORBES
DEATH in one of its most terrible forms grins menacingly over the shoulder of Charles Stalnaker every moment he is on duty. Nitroglycerine is his playmate, and he is the only man in Canada pursuing this particular kind of companionship. When oil drillers lose their drills in a hole a mile deep, when gas pressures wane, or any of a thousand similar difficulties confront the crew, the boss telephones for Charlie, in Calgary, and the “shooter,” with his little cans of “boom,” proceeds to operate.
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GENERAL ARTICLES
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The League of Insincerity
All the great nations declare against war, yet all are piling up vast armaments in preparation for—what?
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LIEUT. COL. GEORGE A. DREW
WHEN Germany was almost completely disarmed by the Treaty of Versailles, M. Clemenceau gave the following undertaking in June of 1919 on behalf of the victorious Allies: “The Allies and Associated Powers wish to make it clear that their requirements in regard to German armaments were not made solely with the object of rendering it impossible to resume her policy of military aggression.
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JOHNNY MATTHEWS
A poignant story of a man who won fame on two continents but remained a reprobate in his home town
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W. TOWNEND
AS A RULE Mr. Rayburn, who was stout and fond of his comfort, disliked making journeys by train, however short, almost as much as he disliked making casual friendships, however brief. But today his mood was mellow, even sentimental. He was going home.
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SPORT
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Canada on Skis
A word from an international skiing authority who believes that the Dominion can win world leadership
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A. H. D’EGVILLE
THE last few years have seen remarkably increased interest in the sport of skiing in this country. Canada has shown that she possesses material of the first order, requiring only proper organization and training to command a leading place in this particular sport in a very short time.
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GENERAL ARTICLES
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The Railway Problem
What’s “the way out” of our transportation predicament? Here’s a frank analysis of the possible alternatives
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W. A. IRWIN
THE outset of this, the final article of the current series, the writer desires to make it clear that what follows is in no sense an attempt to “solve” the railway problem. For a mere layman to make such an attempt in the face of the fact that the whole matter of transportation is now under review by a governmental commission of experts would be the height of imprudence, not to say of absurdity.
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SPANIARD’S GOLD
The humorous yarn of four seafaring men and a widow who knew her doubloons
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Louis Arthur Cunningham
I SEE,” said Captain Jonas Hallan, squinting at a crumpled copy of the morning paper that someone had left in the pilot rooms, “how they’re diggin’ for buried treasure down along the south shore o’ Nova Scotia. Great thing that—buried treasure, doubloons an’ pieces of eight.
Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0022.xml
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REVIEW of REVIEWS
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Has Russia Ceased to be a Menace?
Native workers lack skill to operate industrial plants erected by imported engineers
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ISAAC DON LEVINE
GRADUALLY the civilized world is beginning to believe that the Bolshevist dictatorship in Russia is not destined to achieve the success that once was predicted for it by many non-Bolshevist thinkers. Several recent observers have told us that the Five Year Plan is breaking down.
Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0024.xml
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DODGE BROTHERS (CANADA) LIMITED
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DODGE BROTHERS (CANADA) LIMITED
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REVIEW of REVIEWS
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What About The Calendar?
Reformers Want it Changed, But Many Others Prefer it Just as it is.
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BEVERLEY NICHOLS
CALENDAR reformers who advocate a thirteen-month year are again telling the world how their "rational calendar” would benefit everybody, but there are plenty of persons who are willing and even anxious to give them an argument. Beverley Nichols, who writes in The Daily Mail (London), is one of them.
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REVIEW of REVIEWS
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Rough Football Is Condemned
Fatalities in United States Games Have Brought a Demand for Comparatively Safe English Rugby.
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LITERARY DIGEST
FOLLOWING the death of Richard Sheridan, West Point football player who broke his neck tackling a Yale back in the Army-Yale game, many United States publications have voiced a demand for the abolition of the rough American game and a return to what they claim is the less spectacular but safer game of English rugby.
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REVIEW of REVIEWS
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Common Salt Has Many Uses
In Ontario Alone There is Enough to Last the World for at Least 100,000 Years.
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ARTHUR COOK
COMMON salt is as necessary to man as air, water and food, we are told by Arthur Cook, in the C. I. L. Magazine, but Canadians will not have to do without it for 100,000 years at least because, in the southern extremity of Ontario, there is a bed of salt 3,000 square miles in extent.
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Employment Plan Gains Prize
Co-operation is the Basis of System Which Has Worked Successfully.
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MORRIS E. LEEDS
AN EMPLOYER-EMPLOYEE plan that won a $2,000 prize in the United States is printed in Forbes’ Magazine. The author of it is Morris E. Leeds, president of an electrical manufacturing company, and, in abbreviated form, it is as follows: “There are three classes of shares—Employees’ Shares, Converted Shares and Investment Shares.
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REVIEW of REVIEWS
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Ganges River Is Venerated
Temples Crowd Bank of Holy River; Devotees Flock to it from All Over India.
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H. WINCKLES
A STRANGE river is the Ganges, the holy river of India which is born in the primeval oak forests near the twin peaks of Kedarnath and Badarinath and flows many hundreds of miles to the Indian Ocean. Writing in Asia, H. Winckles states: “Benares, the holy city, is the centre of that age-old faith which was conceived in the minds of men beyond Himalaya, before ever they descended into these plains or wrote their wisdom in hoary tomes—a wisdom and a philosophy, they say, which begin where ours leave off.
Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0030.xml
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METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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Artificial Sunshine for Hay
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HAY is delivered to a cutter, driven by a twenty-horsepower motor, where it is chopped into fine pieces—suitable for later automatic handling but forever out of the province of the baler. The amount of moisture in the crop offers no difficulty.
Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0033.xml
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Swift Canadian Co., Limited
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Swift Canadian Co., Limited
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THE DESIRE TO KNOW
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Nearly five hundred years ago Leonardo da Vinci built an amazing forerunner to the modern aeroplane. Its design utilized principles fundamental in the construction of aircraft today. For from the hills near Florence he had released hundreds of birds in order to study their flight, and, in his laboratory, he had examined the structure of their wings, the contours of their bodies.
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THE FINANCIAL POST
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THE FINANCIAL POST
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Why This?
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EXPENDITURES for the last fiscal year on armaments, as compiled from the League of Nations Armaments Year Book: Government Budget Expenditure Argentina.....................$50,331,281 Australia..................... 18,419,702
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The MacLean Publishing Company, Limited
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The MacLean Publishing Company, Limited
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THE BUTTERICK PUBLISHING COMPANY
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THE BUTTERICK PUBLISHING COMPANY
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KENNETH McDONALD & SONS, LIMITED
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KENNETH McDONALD & SONS, LIMITED
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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the John Ritchie Co. Ltd.
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the John Ritchie Co. Ltd.
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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WOMEN AND THE HOME
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The Macaroni Family
There is no need for monotony in the serving of macaroni because of the countless ways in which its different varieties may be prepared
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HELEN G. CAMPBELL
WHEN it comes to eating spaghetti, Italian people certainly have “a way with them.” Haven’t you often marvelled at the dexterity with which they twist the long wayward strands about their forks? Such skill and grace command our respect and admiration, but it seems that one must be born with the gift.
Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0059.xml
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BOVRIL
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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Maclean’s Cross-word Puzzle
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Maclean’s Cross-word Puzzle
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Horizontal 1. Color 5. Vegetable 9. Watch charm 12. Poetic for enough 13. Poker stake 14. Form of to be 15. By 16. Grain 18. Old cloth measure 20. Whether 22. Liquid food 24. Poisonous serpents 27. A popular radio broadcaster 29. Tidy 31. Before
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Pertussin Limited
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Pertussin Limited
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Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0069.xml
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CHRYSLER CORPORATION OF CANADA, LIMITED
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CHRYSLER CORPORATION OF CANADA, LIMITED
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WOMEN AND THE HOME
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The Winter Sun Room
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F. L. DEN. SCOTT
THE SUN ROOM, for purposes of decorating schemes, is in a class by itself. Colors which would be impossible anywhere else, textures which would be highly unsuitable in rooms where a formal atmosphere prevails, collections of unusual furniture and accessories, complete an ensemble which may turn out to be exotic, restful, stimulating, livable, or merely a background for one particular person.
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HOURD & CO., LIMITED
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HOURD & CO., LIMITED
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Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0072.xml
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THE DOMINION LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY
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THE DOMINION LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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THE MACLEAN PUBLISHING COMPANY, LIMITED
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Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0075.xml
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BUSINESS & INVESTMENTS
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What Stocks Did in 1931
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F. B. HOUSSER
THE year 1931 will be remembered as one of low volume of sales and declining prices on the Canadian stock exchanges. The old year has not yet passed into history as this article is being written and a full record of transactions and prices is not available, but from returns made by the Dominion Bureau of Statistics up to the end of November it is poissible to analyze the movements of various classes of stocks during the greater part of the year, and little change in the trend is likely to be reported in the month of December.
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BUSINESS & INVESTMENTS
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Question—Will you please give me the latest available information regarding United Grain Growers, Limited, as to profits, income and financial position, particularly in respect to its bonds?—C. J. T., Toronto. Answer—The annual report of United Grain Growers, Limited, for the year ending July 31, 1931, showed a marked improvement in earnings over the preceding year, profits amounting to $993,100.
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The Royal Bank of Canada
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The Royal Bank of Canada
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Maclean's_19320115_0045_002_0080.xml
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WIT AND WISDOM
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Aged Seers
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Arthur L. Lippmann
Said Father Fly sternly to wee little Willie: “All immature flies are insipid and silly. So watch where you flutter; look out where you flitter. Don't dally on butter; beware of all glitter." Then Father who never indulged in a caper Quite foolishly died on some Tanglefoot paper!
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WIT AND WISDOM
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Signposts of Progress
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Arthur L. Lippmann
Foyers are now known as “galleries.” Customers are described as "clients." Nursemaids are designated as "Frauleins” or “mademoiselles.” Any old workshop is a "studio." Old fashioned horse sense is dubbed “behavioristic psychology."
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Mere Management
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Isa Grindlay Jackson
I'm solidly against divorce, A proper frame of mind, of course, In one who finds the path of life Quite bare of matrimonial strife. When married we discreetly vowed That other people should not crowd Our lives, and idle mischief make; We also vowed to give and take.
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Sad Thoughts
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June Carroll
Observe the poor suburbanite He dwells in divers places He goes at dawn: returns at night He’s always running races. At morn he races to the train At night he races back again He races for a goodly seat He races for a bite to eat And doubtless when his day is done His epitaph shall read “Well Run.”
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Honest Lines
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Isa Grindlay Jackson
Regarding slenderizing lines That fashion poets blithely sing, I’ve sampled all the best designs, And paid for them like anything; Some stylish stouts have been likewise Purveyed to me with soulful tact. My curves, though, will not compromise, And that's a fact.
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SPILT MILK
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THERE is the story of old man Jackson who lived in Calgary many years ago. Old man Jackson was one of the local institutions. He was famous throughout Alberta on account of his proficiency in the art of profanity. He was the best all around plain and fancy cussing expert the world had ever seen.
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My Preference
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H. B. CHIPMAN
'Twas the Villain I loved, with his jet black mustache, Who hissed "Foiled” and “Curses” in syllables rash. That profligate roué, Sir Marmaduke Gore, With his shiny silk hat, and his diamonds galore. The cynical way that he leered at our Nell!
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In Fewer Words
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Sailings Friday?—The big shipping lines are all offering cheap cruises. Bargain sails. —Sydney Record. What About the Poor Moths?— There’s one thing about Eve and Adam in the Garden of Eden—they had no moths to bother about.—London Free Press.
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Brickbats Bouquets
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Brickbats Bouquets
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The Rt. Hon. Winston Churchill, in his forecast “Fifty Years Hence,” in Maclean's for November 15, suggests that a nation that recognizes no human rights may be able to create armies of robots who will automatically do its will; but, is it not also true that a Nation that works in obedience to the economic forces, as well as to the forces of Nature, will be able to create a nation of people SO vastly suprior in every desirable respect, that the creation of robots would be recognized as national and racial suicide, even by its perpetrators?
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The MacLean Publishing Co.
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