Issue: 20050601

Wednesday, June 1, 2005
June
6
True
143
Friday, August 14, 2015
5/23/2018 8:29:52 AM

Articles
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Esquire
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BMW of North America
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BMW of North America
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4,5
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Banana Republic
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BANANA REPUBLIC
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0003.xml
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6
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Cole Haan Style Agenda
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COLE HAAN
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0004.xml
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6
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Advertisement: Xm Satellite Radio
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XM Satellite Radio
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0005.xml
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6
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Pottery Barn, Inc.
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Pottery Barn, Inc.
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0006.xml
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7,8
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Van Heusen
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VAN HEUSEN
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0007.xml
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9
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Outward Bound
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Outward Bound
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0008.xml
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10
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Concord Watch Company
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Concord Watch Company
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tableOfContents
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Esquire
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0010.xml
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12
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Mitsubishi
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0011.xml
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12,13
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Redkin 5th Avenue NYC For Men
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redken for men
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0012.xml
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15
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Lexus
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LEXUS
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0013.xml
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16
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Luciano Moresco & Co. Ltd: Ravazzolo
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LUCIANO MORESCO & CO. LTD
Ravazzolo
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0014.xml
masthead
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Esquire
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0015.xml
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Rolex
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ROLEX
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article
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Contributors
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It may have seemed an impossible fantasy. But for the two days during Grammy week when Esquire brought together twenty of the biggest names in music to shoot this month’s fashion feature, “The One-Night Stand” (page 98), it was real, astonishingly real.
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Tommy Hilfiger Licensing. Inc.
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TOMMY HILFIGER LICENSING. INC.
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0018.xml
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Editor’s Letter
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The Unveiling
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David Granger
AS YOU READ “The Time of Their Lives,” which begins on page 140, think about it not just as the story of thirty men who survived World War II in an extraordinary way but also as a new perspective on the advent of the era of American dominance of world culture that began six decades ago this month.
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Esquire The Best Dressed Real Man in America
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Esquire
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0020.xml
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21
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Millennium: Chopin Potato Vodka
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Millennium
Chopin Vodka
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0021.xml
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The Sound & the Fury
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I only ever thought of Weiland as a scrawny, fey, Sid Vicious poseur, constantly getting arrested for attention and press, and Stone Temple Pilots’ music never did much for me. But Sager’s channeling of Weiland’s insights on his hallucinatory adventures through the deep, dark alley of his addictions and coming out into the “golden glow” of his wife and children (“The Devil Gives You the First Time for Free”) was some of the best and most genuinely moving prose I’ve read in Esquire. 
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Giorgio Armani
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GIORGIO ARMANI
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0023.xml
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Oris
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ORIS
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0024.xml
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Vtech Communications Inc.
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VTECH COMMUNICATIONS INC.
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0025.xml
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Jhane Barnes
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JHAN EBARNES
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0026.xml
article
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Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman
Man at His Best
Maria Menounos
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PENNY WRENN
Joe and his buddy Frank visit a brothel. Joe goes into the room with the prostitute first while Frank waits outside. When he's done, Joe closes the door behind him and says, “Don’t waste your time, man. My wife's better.” But Frank goes in anyway.
Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0027.xml
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28,29
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American Honda Motor Co., Inc.: Accord Hybrid
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American Honda Motor Co., Inc.
Accord Hybrid
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0028.xml
article
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Man at His Best
The Awards
The Eight Most Remarkable Things in Culture This Month
The EIGHT Most Remarkable Things in Culture This Month
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Unhealthiest Diet “A cuckoo clock, a fur cape, license plates and lobster traps, a buffalo head, an entire reindeer, and even, in one unlikely scenario, a man dressed in a full suit of armor.”
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Macy's Tasso Elba
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macys
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0030.xml
article
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Movies
Man at His Best
Funnier Than He Looks
Brad Pitt could be the greatest comic actor of our time— if only he weren’t so goddamned good looking
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MIKE D'ANGELO
THE ABS ARE KILLING HIM, frankly. If ever a movie star needed to spend a year avoiding the gym and scarfing down crullers, Brad Pitt is the guy. I’m not talking Kirstie Alley here, or even Travolta or Hanks at their porkiest; a very slight paunch would probably suffice.
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Bvlgari: Ergon
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BULGARI
ergon
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0032.xml
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Sperry Top-Sider: Gold Cup Shoes
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SPERRYTOPSIDER
Gold Cup shoes
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0033.xml
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THE CONVERSATION
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Paul Newman and Ed Harris
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Cal Fussman
<p>A Pulitzer-prize-winning novel by Richard Russo interpreted by a cast that includes Paul Newman, Ed Harris, Joanne Woodward, and Helen Hunt adds up to more than a movie. The HBO miniseries <i>Empire Falls</i> (May 28 and 29 at 9:00 P.M.) depicts a tapestry of characters trying to work out their lives in a small Maine town that seems to have more of a past than a future. Cal Fussman sat down with Newman and Harris to talk about it in Newman’s New York City apartment. </p>
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Giorgio Armani: Black Code
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GIORGIO ARMANI
black code
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By Invitation Only Esquire
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Music
Man at His Best
The New Ambassadors
It's time to throw out everything you thought you knew about world music. Namely, that it doesn't rock.
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ANDY LANGER
WHEN I WAS A KID playing air guitar to “Rock You Like a Hurricane,” I didn’t care that my new favorite band was from Germany. I’d have loved the Scorpions just the same if the band were from around the corner or around the world. As luck would have it, about 20 years later the five current bands I’m most obsessed with also fail to qualify for a MADE IN THE U.S.A. sticker.
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Man at His Best
Music
Q+a: Robert Plant
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SCOTT FRAMPTON
IT&rsquo;S TROUBLING when rock legends don&rsquo;t have the courtesy to preserve their legacies with a well-timed overdose or plane crash. Thus, we must endure Rod Stewart&rsquo;s coughing up a lung all over the American songbook. And thus, our ingrained image of 56-year-old Robert Plant as Led Zeppelin&rsquo;s leonine, tight-panted banshee is compromised by his stubborn insistence on rocking well into Buick-buying age.
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Gm Corp.: Cadillac
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GM Corp.
Cadillac
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0039.xml
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Cartier
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cartier
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0040.xml
article
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Man at His Best
Books
No, Really, Who’s Your Daddy?
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TYLER CABOT
NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD TOM (not his real name) is a superbaby. Or at least that&rsquo;s what his mom thought when she conceived him with help from the Nobel Prize sperm bank. Opened in 1980 by an eccentric California millionaire, the Repository for Germinal Choice supposedly accepted donations only from Nobel laureates and other celebrated innovators.
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Man at His Best
Big Book of the Month
Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted
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SCOTT RAAB
THE FIRST RULE of reviewing a Chuck Palahniuk book is Be Nice to Mr. Palahniuk. Not because he sells a boatload of books, which he does, nor because he has led a rough life, which he has. No, you are nice to Mr. Palahniuk because of all his Fight Club fan boys, wild with rage, choked by love and loyalty (like Ayn Rand devotees but with tattoos and tire irons), who, unlike their guru, unable to find a voice of their own on the page, tend to act out against strangers who tar their master’s sinewy genius with discernment’s brush.
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HBO: Six Feet Under
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Home Box Office, Inc.
Six Feet Under
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0043.xml
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Man at His Best
The Digital Man
Wining & Moaning
Temporarily trapped to the north, our director and gadget guru hits the bottle
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BARRY SONNENFELD
FOR THE NEXT SIX months, I will be writing this column from Vancouver, British Columbia, where I am directing RV, starring Robin Williams. Every time I start a film, I am consumed with so much dread that I try to find an illness that will force me off the picture.
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The Rules
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RULE NO. 174: Expressing your creative spirit shouldn’t include holding up funny signs outside morning TV shows. RULE NO. 338: Waiters who sit at your table when they take your order usually get it wrong. RULE NO. 367: Never take medicine that comes in a can.
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Calvin Klein Cosmetic Corporation: Eternity
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Calvin Klein Cosmetic Corporation
ETERNITY
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Davidoff
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davidoff
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Man at His Best
Food & Drink
Destination Dining
Four resorts beautifully situated in the middle of nowhere, where relaxing is just what you do between courses
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JOHN MARIANI
&ldquo;WE NEED THE TONIC OF WILDNESS,&rdquo; said Thoreau, and, I might add, a good bottle of burgundy. Great restaurants in the middle of nowhere are everywhere in Europe, where the Michelin Guide gives three stars to restaurants &ldquo;worth a special journey.&rdquo;
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sidebar
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Man at His Best
Food & Drink
The Best (cheap) Whiskey in the World
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DAVID WONDRICH
If you&#39;re lucky enough to stumble across a bottle of Rittenhouse Bottled in Bond straight rye, purchase it. Not just the best cheap whiskey we&rsquo;ve ever had (and we&#39;ve had plenty), it can stand tall as one of the best American whiskeys at any price.
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America's Beef Producers
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AMERICA'S BEEF PRODUCERS
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0050.xml
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Man at His Best
Answer Fella
Paper Cuts, Poly Seal, Buttons & Bathroom Reading
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Is it worth paying for the Ultra DeLuxe Poly Seal SuperWax at the car wash, or is all that stuff just a rip-off? Answer Fella wishes not to besmirch the integrity of carwash operators, but disinterested experts agree that you&rsquo;re better off either doing the wax and sealant jobs yourself or paying to have it done by hand.
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Uniden America Corporation
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Uniden America Corporation
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a.testoni
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testoniusa
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THE ESQUIRE CATALOG
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It’s Only a Game
But on these four pages, summer's coolest gear is begging to break a sweat
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0054.xml
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Nissan North America, Inc.: Shift
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Nissan North America, Inc.
SHIFT
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0055.xml
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Advertisement: Tequila Don Julio
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Tequila Don Julio
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0056.xml
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THE ESQUIRE CATALOG
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Kicks
BECAUSE YOU CAN BURN CALORIES IN A PAIR OF WING TIPS
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FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN&rsquo;T KNOW ABOUT SNEAKERS The NBA banned the first pair of Air Jordans from competition in 1985 because their black-and-red combination did not conform to obscure league uniform rules. Last year, Americans purchased about 350 million pairs of sneakers.
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Aqva: Bvlgari
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AQVA
BVLGARI
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0058.xml
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Dillard’s Contigo
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Dillard’s
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0059.xml
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Garmin: Streetpilot C330
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GARMIN
StreetPilot c330
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0060.xml
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America
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It’s Jesus Time
On the cusp of his thirty-third birthday, the author is tormented by an undeniable truth: He’s somewhat less successful than the Son of God
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Chuck Klosterman
THIS JUNE, I SHALL BECOME a thirty-three-year-old human, which (for me) is probably middle age. Purely as a numeric designation, &ldquo;33&rdquo; ranks among my favorite nonprime numbers: It was Bird&rsquo;s and Kareem&rsquo;s jersey number (and Magic&rsquo;s, at least during college), it&rsquo;s symmetrical (if you look at it sideways), and it&rsquo;s divisible by eleven (which, I will grant, is not my strongest point).
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Aston Martin
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ASTON MARTIN
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0062.xml
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Bell & Ross Inc.
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Bell & Ross Inc.
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0063.xml
article
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Sex
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STACEY GRENROCK WOODS
How do I tell my wife that if she wants our sex life to improve, she should go on a diet? I watch what I eat and visit the gym three times a week. I&rsquo;ve held up my end of the bargain. Am I out of line to ask for the same in return?&nbsp;Your wife wants your sex life to improve? You must write back and let me know how you swung that so I can tell the rest of America. But to answer your question, no, I don&rsquo;t think you&rsquo;re out of line. It is reasonable to expect a certain amount of consistency in a relationship.
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Xemex
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XEMEXUSA
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0065.xml
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The Game
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Baseball Without the Steroids
Now that the biochem labs are in retreat, the Giants, of all teams, are leading a defensive rebellion
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CHRIS JONES
MIKE MATHENY DOESN&rsquo;T KNOW THIS, but the lowest point in his career came in a batting cage. Six seasons ago, not long before he was released by the Toronto Blue Jays, he was taking cuts prior to a game in Minnesota. He wasn&rsquo;t going to play; he almost never played.
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Michelob
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0067.xml
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Nutraceutics
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nutraceutics
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0068.xml
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69
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Rosetta Stone
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Rosetta Stone
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0069.xml
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70,71
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Chrysler
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CHRYSLER
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0070.xml
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Chrysler
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0071.xml
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73
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Lwr Time Ltd.: Fortis
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LWR Time Ltd.
FORTIS
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Thirteen Things You Don't Know About Women
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Rachael Harris
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Rachael Harris
1. Sometimes a blow job means &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t call me.&rdquo; It&rsquo;s a subtle thing. And believe us, most of them are quite sincere. But every once in a while, it&rsquo;s late, we&rsquo;re tired, and me just need to get out of the car without an explanation. 2. Never tell us we remind you of Bonnie Franklin.
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Ligne Roset
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ligne-roset
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The Portfolio
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A Drugmaker Reborn
A little-known European drug company may be just the tonic to infuse life into our soft and bloated pharmas
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KEN KURSON
IF THE PHRASE &ldquo;DON&rsquo;T HAVE A THROMBO&rdquo; makes you think of Austin Powers instead of the antiplatelet drug Plavix, that&rsquo;s okay with Sanofi-Aventis. The lack of name recognition for the world&rsquo;s third-biggest drug company is mysterious. When I told my editor I wanted to write about Sanofi, he said, &ldquo;Who?&rdquo; Only four analysts even have a rating on the French company.
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Casio Computer Co., Ltd. G-Shock
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Casio Computer Co., Ltd.
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article
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The Rules
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RULE NO. 102: Never allow your fashion sense to be dictated by &ldquo;island&rdquo; culture. RULE NO. 673: Spray a woman with water and she looks hot; fully submerge her and she just looks blurry. RULE NO. 877: Fat wallet bad; fat money clip good. RULE NO. 987: Irony doesn&rsquo;t work on a tombstone.
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Build the Dream
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The Better Man
THE OVERSTIMULATED GIRL
Drug of the Month: Tribulus Terrestris
Drug of the Month: Tribulus terrestris
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SUSAN CASEY
Perhaps you&rsquo;re wondering why I, the Overstimulated Girl, would choose to take a supplement designed to boost virility and testosterone production. It&rsquo;s not that I want to look like a Bulgarian power lifter. Tribulus has something else to offer, something that many pills promise but don&rsquo;t deliver (at least for me): It turbocharges your libido.
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The Better Man
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The Milken Shake
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CAL FUSSMAN
This healthy burst of energy comes from the highly advanced kitchen of Mike Milken, whose chef created it to help the financier fight off prostate cancer. (The lemon and orange skins contain limonene and geraniol, which have been found to inhibit tumor growth.)
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The Better Man
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Ask Dr. Oz
FREE ADVICE FROM A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL
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Dr. Mehmet Oz
<p>I like sun. I like to look like I&rsquo;ve been in the sun. I use SPF 20, and I never forget to apply liberally. Is this stil bad? Yep: still bad. Your body does need about twenty minutes of sun per day to produce enough vitamin D, which benefits your cardiovascular and immune systems.</p>
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Evian
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Great Brands of Europe, Inc.
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article
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The Better Man
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The New Laws of Health
Or more accurately, a collection of useful information that probably won’t be overturned for approximately three to five years
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TYLER CABOT
1) COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU. Drinking tmenty-four ounces (!) of coffee a day has been shown to substantially lower your risk of Parkinson&rsquo;s disease, Alzheimer&rsquo;s, and, um, gallstones. 2) DRINK DIET SODA, EAT BROWN-RICE SUSHI. Most people can shed about five pounds simply by cutting processed sugars and white flour from their diets.
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Philip Morris Usa
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Philip Morris USA
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The Restless Man
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Sailing a Marine Wilderness
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CHRIS NUTTALL-SMITH
You wouldn&rsquo;t think yachting would be so hard. Throw up a sail, put the wind behind you. Buy a pair of poncy shoes, swab the decks on Sunday. Red sky at night, sailor&rsquo;s delight. Couldn&rsquo;t be much tougher than driving, plus you can fit a hell of a cocktail bar into the dash.
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Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Turner Classic Movies Steve McQueen
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Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
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Expedia
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Expedia
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Zappos: Mephisto
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zappos
MEPHISTO
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THE Restless MAN
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Gear
So you want to be a skipper without looking like Gilligan? Here’s how to get outfitted for the high seas.
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Drug Dealer
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Ford Motor Company: Five Hundred
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Ford Motor Company
FIVE HUNDRED
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92,93,94,95,96,97
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Me and Obi-Wan at the Zoo
Life, art, commerce, and the manhood of Ewan McGregor
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Scott Raab
<p>I've got a bad feeling about this. For weeks I have girded myself, but the Jedi refuses to show. First he’s spotted by a spice miner in L. A., filming Michael Bay’s latest extravaganza, The Island; then the Bay shoot wraps and poof! Ewan McGregor’s gone. I miss him completely.</p>
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98,99,100,101,102,103,107,108,109,110,111
STYLE
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The One-night Stand
An impossible fairy tale in which Esquire assembles twenty Grammy-nominated musicians together on one glorious stage. Hey, it could happen.
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104,105,106
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Ford: Mustang
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Ford
MUSTANG
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112,113
What I’ve Learned
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Burt Reynolds
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ROSS JOHNSON
<p><strong>I was number one</strong> five years in a row at the box office. But what’s really stunning is that no one until me had ever gone from number one to number thirty-eight in one year.</p>
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Into the Light
Michael May had everything. Happy marriage, great family, SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS. He was even a world-class athlete. What kind of a man would upset such a PERFECT LIFE by doing something as crazy as trying to get his sight back?
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Robert Kurson
Humanity has paused on Jones Street near the summit of Russian Hill in San Francisco. Tourists, businessmen, caf&eacute; workers, the homeless&mdash;all seem to have taken a collective breather at this steepest of places, a city peak where stairs are carved into the sidewalks so people don&rsquo;t topple.
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Bodog
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The Sexiest Woman Alive
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Who Is She?
A MYSTERY IN SIX PARTS
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She is someone you know. A woman who is so stunning, so ravishing, so unfathomably hot that we cannot in good conscience reveal her all at once. Wouldn&rsquo;t be responsible. If we prematurely printed the photo of her entire body, Lord knows what would happen.
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Bodog
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bodog
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The Cure
FROM HICCUPS TO HANGOVERS TO HOMELESSNESS, ESQUIRE TAKES ON LIFE’S GREATEST PROBLEMS—AND SOLVES THEM
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PETER MARTIN
ASHLEY PHILLIPS
ERIN WALSH
Next time you slash your finger wrestling with unruly copier paper, skip the Band-Aid and break out the sticky stuff. Though manufacturers will tell you to keep the glue away from your skin, a small drop will seal the cut so that it&rsquo;ll heal faster and keep out moisture, says Miami dermatologist Heather Woolery-Lloyd.
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A Woman We Love
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Eva Green
Cigarettes, skull rings, dark wardrobe, and laissez-faire full-frontal aside, EVA GREEN swears she's not a "dirty French girl." We like her anyway.
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TYLER CABOT
Eva Green could sell porn to a Mormon. If you listen closely to the twenty-four-year-old Parisian, she&rsquo;ll convince you that there was nothing at all salacious about her role in Bernardo Bertolucci&rsquo;s The Dreamers. Sure, the movie was so sexually explicit that it garnered an NC-17 rating.
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The Time of Their Lives
SIXTY YEARS AGO, MILLIONS OF AMERICAN MEN DID EXTRAORDINARY THINGS IN WORLD WAR II. BUT YOU’VE NEVER READ ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
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Tom Junod
That&rsquo;s it, that&rsquo;s right. McCarthy. That was the sergeant&rsquo;s name. He was an Irishman from Massachusetts. The Boston area. Justin McCarthy. His gun jammed. Funny things happen in war, and that&rsquo;s what happened. This was Normandy, July 26,1944.
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Freelance Authors of English Language Literary Works
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150,151
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Esquire Men's Marketplace
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Paul Fredrick
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PAUL FREDRICK
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Gold’s Gym International, Inc.
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Gold’s Gym International, Inc.
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Credits
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Store Information For availability of the items featured in Esquire, consult the Web site or call the phone number provided. The Catalog, p. 56: Nike sneakers, nike.com. Reebok sneakers, reebok.com. Hummel soccer cleats, hummelamerica.com.
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THIS WAY OUT
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Optical Illusions
Pictures from a parallel universe
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BRIAN FRAZER
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0108.xml
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159
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Altoids
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Callard & Bowser-Suchard Inc.
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Esquire_20050601_0143_006_0109.xml
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Advertisement: Dockers
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DOCKERS
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