Issue: 20031101

Saturday, November 1, 2003
November
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Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Articles
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Esquire
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0001.xml
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Louis Vuitton Stores
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Louis Vuitton stores
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0002.xml
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BMW of North America, Llc.: BMW 5 Series
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BMW of North America, LLC.
BMW 5 Series
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0003.xml
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4,5
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Eddie Bauer: Weatheredge
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Eddie Bauer
WeatherEdge
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0004.xml
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Movado
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movado
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0005.xml
tableOfContents
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Esquire
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0006.xml
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Jorg Hysek
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JORG HYSEK
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0007.xml
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Advertisement: Esquire
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Esquire
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0008.xml
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Advertisement: Van Heusen
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VAN HEUSEN
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0009.xml
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Tag Heuer
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TAG Heuer
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0010.xml
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The Absolut Spirits Company, Incorporated: E. Lynn.
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THE ABSOLUT SPIRITS COMPANY, INCORPORATED
E. LYNN.
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0011.xml
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Energy Speakers Systems: Connoisseur
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Energy Speakers Systems
Connoisseur
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0012.xml
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Advertisement: Geoffrey Beene Suits
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GEOFFREY BEENE Suits
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0013.xml
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Bailey Banks & Biddle: Raymond Weil Geneve
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BAILEY BANKS & BIDDLE
RAYMOND WEIL GENEVE
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0014.xml
article
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editor's letter
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Some Other Things We Love
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David Granger
Every fall, John Mariani, Esquire's roving food critic, chooses twenty or so restaurants to honor as the Best New Restaurants in America. This year’s selection begins on page 104. He’s been doing this since Reagan was in the White House, a decade before the Food Network was a gleam in Emeril’s eye.
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Toyota: 'miracle Car'
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Toyota
'Miracle Car'
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0016.xml
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Advertisement: Esquire
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ESQUIRE
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0017.xml
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Luciano Moresco & Co. Ltd: Ravazzolo
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LUCIANO MORESCO & CO. LTD
ravazzolo
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0018.xml
masthead
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Esquire
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0019.xml
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Aramis: Aramis Life
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aramis
ARAMIS LIFE
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0020.xml
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Advertisements
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Mike Curb Company
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0021.xml
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Giorgio Armani: Eyewear
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GIORGIO ARMANI
EYEWEAR
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0022.xml
article
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Contributors
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"Historically, there is a very legitimate role for the nonaligned diplomatic go-between in international affairs," says TUCKER CARLSON of the rather unorthodox Al Sharpton-led delegation he joined in July to try to help halt the civil war in Liberia ("The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen," page 144).
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0023.xml
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0024.xml
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Esquire
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0025.xml
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Josep Habboud
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JOSEP HABBOUD
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0026.xml
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Jack Victor
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JACK VICTOR
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0027.xml
article
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The Sound & the Fury
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I sit now trying (yet again) to categorize the electricity running through my body. The story, or, more to the point, the picture and the words that follow, destroys, elates, and fascinates. There’s a rage: at those who ultimately forced his decision, at myself for not being able to look away, at your decision to remove the thin film that has begun to gloss over that memory.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0028.xml
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Patek Philippe
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Patek Philippe
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0029.xml
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Advertisement: Esquire
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ESQUIRE
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0030.xml
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Advertisement: Dunhill
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dunhill
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0031.xml
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Grey Goose: Grey Goose Vodka
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Grey Goose
Grey Goose Vodka
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0032.xml
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Advertisement
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article
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Man at His Best
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PETER MARTIN
Here, the essential things a man should know about Sanaa Lathan so that he can hold his own during upcoming Sanaa Lathan-themed canasta parties. *Perhaps Lathan's most challenging role: playing a number-2 pencil in college as part of an office-supply improv group.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0034.xml
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(the Awards)
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1 Drollest Telegram from Venice "Streets full of water, please advise." —From Robert Benchley to his New Yorker editor, in Telegram!, a collection of notable messages 2 Most Revolutionary Scientific Thesis "Pokemon Proves Evolutionism Is False"
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0035.xml
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David Yurman: Thoroughbred Dualtime
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David Yurman
THOROUGHBRED DUALTIME
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0036.xml
article
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Man at His Best
books
Big Important Esquire Book of the Month
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For three years, Esquire has run the shamelessly voyeuristic "What It Feels Like" sections, with first-person tales about the heights and depths of human experience. We've heard you enjoy them. So we now offer Esquire Presents: What It Feels Like (Three Rivers Press, $13), a book with more than 50 essays, including 30 spanking-new ones.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0037.xml
article
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Man at His Best
books
Mel Brooks, Max Brooks, Zombies, and Nazis
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REED TUCKER
WITH THE CONSTANT threat of terrorism, a shaky economy, and a sitcom starring Whoopi Goldberg on the air, Americans don't exactly need anything else to worry about. Now comes a book from author Max Brooks warning of a new terror: the living dead.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0038.xml
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Drivers Wanted: Jetta
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Drivers wanted
Jetta
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0039.xml
article
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Man at His Best
opinions
The Endorsement: Spam 'n' Egg Oh Toast
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LAST SUMMER WE VISITED THE SPAM Museum in Austin, Minnesota. I have been to the Louvre, to the National Portrait Gallery, to the Uffizi, to the Met, to the Guggenheim, and to a truckload of museums in several parts of the world, and the Spam Museum is the best museum I have ever visited.
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Man at His Best
opinions
The Indefensible Position: Actors Playing Retarded Characters Shouldn't Get Oscars
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BRENDAN VAUGHAN
I can’t decide what’s more offensive, making fun of retarded people or the fact that all an actor has to do to generate Oscar buzz is portray one. I’m no James Lipton, but I’ve always thought Serious Acting was supposed to be an attempt to convince us that the character is a real person, so finely rendered that we forget he’s a character.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0041.xml
article
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Man at His Best
the list
60 Seconds in the Life of the American Man)
What happens to you and your fellow males in a single minute? In less time than it takes to read tnis article? Find out before you lose more brain cells.
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Victoria Robb
Greg Veis
Every minute, the average man produces 225,694 sperm cells. And loses 35 brain cells. Every minute, American men eat a total of 7,398 hot dogs. 12,989 pounds of beef. 40 pounds of tofu. And 1,500 Dunkin' Donuts. (32 of which are eaten by Michael Moore.)
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0042.xml
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Nordstrom: Polo Ralph Lauren Blue
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NORDSTROM
POLO RALPH LAUREN BLUE
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0043.xml
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Da'mage Clothing Company
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DA'MAGE CLOTHING COMPANY
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0044.xml
article
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Man at His Best
merchandise
Dangerous Knowledge How to Buy Drugs Online
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ANONYMOUS
I HATE ARGUING WITH MY DOCTOR. Among my least favorite parts is his fussing around for a refill on my Xanax. He always seems to cut my dosage, reduce my refills, or refuse altogether. He always seems to think he knows better than me. The bastard.
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Man at His Best
merchandise
Liar Beware
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CHRIS KAYE
Traditional methods of lie detection (polygraph machines, DNA sampling, senate subcommittees) are costly and highly unportable. The everyday lies that lubricate polite society call for a discreet device, something inexpensive, about the size of a cell phone.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0046.xml
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Jack Daniel Distillery: Gentleman Jack
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Jack Daniel Distillery
GENTLEMAN JACK
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Man at His Best
merchandise
The Voyeuristic Man
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BARRY SONNENFELD
My house in Telluride, Colorado, has one of the greatest views on earth. It's at the top of a 10,000-foot mountain, with 360 degree views of 14,000-foot peaks. I look down across a beautiful mesa, and in the distance, five miles away, is the Telluride airport.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0048.xml
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Man at His Best
merchandise
A Shameless (but Self-deprecating) Plug for Esquire.com
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Early in the planning process for the Esquire Cover Gallery (available now at Esquire.com), we faced a decision: Should this thing be comprehensive? Because, first of all, that’s a lot of scanning. And second of all, many of our covers, well, sucked.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0049.xml
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Swiss Army
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SWISS ARMY
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0050.xml
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Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company: Natural American Spirit
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Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Company
Natural American Spirit
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0051.xml
article
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Man at His Best
merchandise
Tablets of the Gods
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TYLER CABOT
IF YOUR PALMPILOT AND YOUR LAPTOP had a precocious child, it would look a bit like the new tablet PCs. Hyped as the next revolution in computers, these gadgets allow you to scribble directly onto a magazine-sized screen in plain old handwriting, which can then be converted to electronic type.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0052.xml
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Man at His Best
merchandise
Absurd Service of the Month
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JOHN R. QUAIN
FOR ANYONE OUT THERE who still listens to music on the radio but is advanced enough to have access to a cellular telephone, there is MusiKube. Hear a song you like—AM or FM—dial MusiKube, and hold your phone up for seven seconds. Based on a database of three million digital musical fingerprints, the service can report the band and the song almost instantly.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0053.xml
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White Rock Distilleries, Inc.: Three Olives Vodka
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White Rock Distilleries, Inc.
Three Olives Vodka
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0054.xml
article
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Man at His Best
accessories
Everything New Is Old
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WE'RE MODERN AESTHETES. We like to surround ourselves with beautiful objects, but to us beautiful is a phone that shows us a color photo of each caller, a DVD projector that turns the living room into a cineplex, or a giant watch with lots of little dials that can take all of our vitals and weighs less than a handful of breath strips.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0055.xml
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Zippo: Zippo Mpl
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Zippo
Zippo MPL
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article
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Man at His Best
fragrances
The Cologne Question
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Men have long tried, and failed, to attract women with their scents. (See: Steve Martin wearing the sweat of a professional athlete in The Lonely Guy.) What do women really want you to smell like? Esquire asked a few members of the fairer-smelling sex to give us the lowdown on men and cologne and to rate a handful of the season's new scents.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0057.xml
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Tiffany & Co.
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TIFFANY & CO.
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0058.xml
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Verragio
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VERRAGIO
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0059.xml
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Charles Tyrwhitt
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CHARLES TYRWHITT
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0060.xml
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Davidoff
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Davidoff
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article
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Man at His Best
answer fella
Dust, Begging, Sex, Socks & the Diabolical Metric System
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When will America convert to the metric system? Meters? We don't need no steenking meters. Not in America, buddy—and not in Liberia or Myanmar, either. Everywhere else, sure. Go ahead, measure like sissies. Be our guest. Thomas Jefferson tried to ram it down our throats.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0062.xml
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Schieffelin & Somerset Co.: Imported London Dry Gin
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SCHIEFFELIN & SOMERSET CO.
IMPORTED LONDON DRY GIN
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0063.xml
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Gm Corp.: Cadillac Cts
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GM Corp.
CADILLAC CTS
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article
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what to wear now
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The Guide
Mr. Softie
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Ryan O'Neal in Love Story. Holden Caulfield. All those angst-ridden rich kids from Dead Poets Society. No self-respecting prep-school student would be without a duffle coat. But despite its boyish air, it's still the best thing you can wear over a suit when the snows come, thanks to its loose shape and forgiving toggle fastenings.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0065.xml
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the style guide
solutions
Step × Step
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Question: How do I wear a convertible jacket? Answer: Wear it all at once, or remove the lining for two jackets that work over a suit or just a sweater. The Details: Leather jacket ($4,570) and cotton shirt ($340) by BRIONI; yellow-gold watch ($9,000) by BULGARI; wool trousers ($260) by SALVATORE FERRAGAMO; leather boots ($510) by DOLCE & GABBANA; cashmere tweed sport coat ($3,900) by BRIONI; cashmere sweater ($985) by ERMENEGILDO ZEGNA; wool-and-silk tie ($150) by LOUIS VUITTON; wool scarf ($375) by VESTIMENTA.
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Tommy Bahama
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Tommy Bahama
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0067.xml
article
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the style guide
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The Over-under: Corduroy Suits
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Never mind that the corduroy suit is the uniform of two of our least favorite kinds of people: philosophy professors and twenty-four-year-olds with too much enthusiasm for the seventies. Head-to-toe wales are for everyone now, so it's time you got yourself a corduroy two-piece.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0068.xml
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Advertisement: Teflon Fabric Protector
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Teflon fabric protector
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0069.xml
article
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the index
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7 Ways to Be Entertained In...nov.
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A Third-Date Movie in the Cut is directed by Jane Campion and stars Meg Ryan, but don't let its chick-flick pedigree scare you. Meg at 41? Daaaamn! She plays a sexy teacher who likes to take risks, especially of the sexual variety. Mark Ruffalo, as a shady homicide detective, provides risk aplenty.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0070.xml
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Dodge: Dodge Ram
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DODGE
Dodge Ram
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0071.xml
article
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the game
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It Feels Good
That may not be the first thing you think of when you think of—if you think of—Derrick Brooks. But it will be now.
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chris jones
WHEN IT'S 102 DEGREES UNDER SLEEP-heavy humidity, the football helmet is more than a nut safe. It’s a barometer of exhaustion. After a player reaches the first level of fatigue, he’ll take off his helmet and sit on it. But for a three-hundred-pound man to sit that deeply takes a certain amount of energy, and he probably doesn’t have a calorie left to burn.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0072.xml
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Dior: Higher Energy
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Dior
Higher energy
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0073.xml
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Advertisement: Cerveza Pacifico
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CERVEZA PACIFICO
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0074.xml
article
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the game
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Q&a
michael vick
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ESQ: What's a bigger thrill, being on the cover of Sports Illustrated or Madden 2004? MV [playing game]: Madden, because everybody's gonna buy this game—like game gurus who don't read magazines. ESQ: Who's better, the real you or the video version?
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0075.xml
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Timberland
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timberland
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0076.xml
article
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the game
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The Betting Man
Sunday Trading
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robert kurson
THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN about football betting is not about football betting. But it will change your gridiron gambling life. The book is the classic Market Wizards, by Jack D. Schwager, a collection of interviews with great commodities and stock traders.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0077.xml
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Helvetia Time Corp.: Fortis
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HELVETIA TIME CORP.
FORTIS
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0078.xml
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Panasonic: Widescreen Plasma Hdtv
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Panasonic
Widescreen Plasma HDTV
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JORG HYSEK
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Advertisement: Woodford Reserve
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WOODFORD RESERVE
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0081.xml
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Advertisement: Murano
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MURANO
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0082.xml
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Wittnauer
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WITTNAUER
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0083.xml
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74
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BMW of North America, Llc.
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BMW of North America, LLC.
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0084.xml
article
75
75
music
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Holy Sh*t!!!
Every so often, a piece of music will force you to stop in your tracks. The Rapture's debut album will do that and so much more.
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andy langer
NOTHING BEATS THE "HOLY SHIT" moment, that energizing split second when you are blindsided by something completely thrilling and unexpected. It happened when you first heard Miles or Hendrix, or when Axl gave you no choice but to follow him into the jungle.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0085.xml
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0086.xml
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76,77
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Longines: Longines Evidenza Automatic
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LONGINES
Longines evidenza Automatic
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0087.xml
article
78
78,80,82,83
the screen
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The Tour de Fall
The big film festivals were particularly charged up about two autumnal openings: an animated feature and a Katie Holmes vehicle. We'll be the judge of them. Plus, can we get enough of Jack Black?
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tom carson
<p>THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE IS AN animated feature by Sylvain Chomet that reportedly knocked people’s socks off at Cannes, something of a coup at a festival where most folks show up wearing sandals. I think it’s wonderful myself— maybe the best proof yet of how today’s expanded animation techniques are giving imaginative directors almost unlimited freedom.</p>
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0088.xml
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79
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Sony Electronics Inc.: Sony Rdr-gx7
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Sony Electronics Inc.
Sony RDR-GX7
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0089.xml
article
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80
the screen
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Q&a
mike white
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ESQ: The soundtrack for The School of Rock is loaded with classic-rock hits. What's your favorite band? MW: Well, I grew up in a religious family, and we weren't allowed to listen to rock music. My first exposure to real rock 'n' roll, besides Jesus Christ Superstar, was through MTV.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0090.xml
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Sony: Lcd Wega Tv
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Sony
LCD WEGA TV
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0091.xml
article
82
82
the screen
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Barry Sonnenfeld's Gadget of the Month
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THE LAST SIX WEEKS, I've been commuting between the sublime (my home in Telluride, Colorado) and the ridiculous (Los Angeles). I’ve also been testing the sublime (the Samsung i500 cell-phone PDA) and what many people will find ridiculous (a Toshiba "laptop" that's big enough to use as a snowboard).
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0092.xml
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Advertisement: Dewar's Finest Scotch Whisky
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Dewar's FINEST SCOTCH WHISKY
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0093.xml
article
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84
sex
our expert
Is It Just Me, Or Is the Hand Job Making a Comeback?
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Stacey grenrock woods
Of course it's not you. More and more people are rediscovering the timeless elegance of a good hand job. According to Caressa Kisses of the Kit Kat Guest Ranch in Nevada (a legal brothel with no actual candy bars), "The current popularity of the hand job is [due to] people's necessary concern for safe-sex practices."
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0094.xml
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85
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Azzaro: Chrome
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AZZARO
CHROME
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0095.xml
article
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86,88,90,92
the body
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Side Effects May Include Death
Those over-the-counter painkillers you pop at the first twinge or cough are more dangerous than you think
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curtis pesmen
THE MOTHER OF THE YOUNG MAN WHO died from taking too much Tylenol had flown from Florida to Washington, D. C., to tell her son’s story. In the room full of doctors, she was anxious, not herself. Kate Trunk, fifty-two, had practiced for weeks before giving her five-minute talk to an FDA advisory panel on September 19,2002.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0096.xml
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0097.xml
article
88
88
the body
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O.t.c. Painkillers: the Box Score
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C. P.
First came aspirin, in 1897, then Tylenol/acetaminophen in 1955. Here's a look at how the "ancient" over-the-counter painkillers stack up against the newer analgesics.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0098.xml
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89
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Nikon Inc.: Nikon Coolpix 4300 Digital Camera
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Nikon Inc.
Nikon Coolpix 4300 digital camera
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0099.xml
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91
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Seiko: Kinetic Chronograph
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SEIKO
KINETIC CHRONOGRAPH
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0100.xml
article
92
92
the body
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How Do You Know If You've Taken Too Much?
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C. P.
BEYOND THE OBVIOUS CAUTIONS—"READ LABELS carefully" and "don't take extra pills when you feel extra sore"—pain-medicine experts suggest a few key ways to reduce one's chances of suffering liver poisoning from acetaminophen. First, don't take acetaminophen for longer than ten days at a time.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0101.xml
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93
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Bose Corporation: Lifestyle System
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Bose Corporation
Lifestyle system
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0102.xml
article
94
94,96,98
the industry
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What's Wrong with Dreamworks?
After several years of Oscar and box-office triumphs, the studio—and the controversial producer who runs it— suddenly seems to be stumbling
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kim masters
"THIS IS OUR FIRST SHITTY YEAR." SO declares Steven Spielberg, acknowledging what everyone at DreamWorks film studio already knows only too well. DreamWorks has had an anemic year at the box office, and the animation department—originally envisioned as the backbone of the entire company—didn’t help.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0103.xml
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The Crown Royal Company: Crown Royal
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THE CROWN ROYAL COMPANY
CROWN ROYAL
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0104.xml
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0105.xml
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97
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Advertisement: Cinnamint & Bubblemint
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Cinnamint & Bubblemint
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0106.xml
article
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98
cartoon
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Damn Good Advice
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John Cuneo
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0107.xml
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99,100,101,102
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Advertisements
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Nokia Corporation
NOKIA 6200
Nokia Corporation
NOKIA MUSIC STAND
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0108.xml
article
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103
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10 Things You Don't Know About Women
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alyssa milano
1. Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0109.xml
article
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104,105,106,108,110,112,114,116
dining
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The Best New Restaurants in America, 2003
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john mariani
<p>These are strange days in the dining world—and that would be true even if one of our best new restaurants weren't in Atlantic City. Tougher times for restaurateurs means better food for people who want to eat well without the attendant pretentiousness (and expense-account prices) of the past.</p>
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0110.xml
article
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106
dining
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Restaurant of the Year
Lacroix at the Rittenhouse /// Philadelphia
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Jean-Marie Lacroix has nothing to prove. Thanks to the immaculate French fare he turned out for eighteen years at Philly's Four Seasons, he's already considered one of America's great chefs. At sixty-two, he should be lying on a beach somewhere, or maybe playing a little pétanque.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0111.xml
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Advertisement: Macallan
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Macallan
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0112.xml
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109
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Canon
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Canon
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0113.xml
sidebar
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110
dining
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Best Design
CRUSTACEAN /// Las Vegas
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Three floors of seductive Asian antiques assembled by the An family exceed the wow factor of the original Crustacean Vietnamese restaurant in Beverly Hills. Private rooms with divans are evocative of that magical time when people actually knew what to do with divans.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0114.xml
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Panerai
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PANERAI
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0115.xml
sidebar
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112
dining
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Chef of the Year
Luis Bollo /// Ibiza /// New Haven
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Granted, it sounds like the demotion of a lifetime: When last we saw chef Luis Bollo, he was the rising star at the trendy Meigas in New York City (a best new restaurant in 2000 that went belly-up after 9/11). Now he lives in New Haven. But don't feel too bad for the guy.
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Panerai
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PANERAI
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0117.xml
sidebar
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114
dining
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Best Bathroom
PEEP /// New York
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The stylish johns at New York's Peep, a supersleek Thai bistro, feature see-through mirrors that allow you to watch other guests eating while you're using the facilities—and we know you're into that kind of thing. Most Addictive Menu Chef Sandro Fioriti of Serafina Sandro in New York City fought back against the city's new restaurant smoking ban by adding three dishes to his menu: gnocchi with cream-brandy-and-tobacco sauce, filet mignon with red-wine-brandy-and-tobacco sauce, and panna cotta with balsamic-vinegar-and-tobacco sauce.
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115
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Seiko Epson Corp.: the Epson Powerlite
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Seiko Epson Corp.
The Epson PowerLite
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0119.xml
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dining
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Cocktail Waitress of the Year
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0120.xml
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116A,116B
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Knob Creek Distillery: Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
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Knob Creek Distillery
Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0121.xml
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117
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Timepieces International: the Klaus Kobec Couture Sports
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Timepieces International
The Klaus Kobec Couture Sports
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0122.xml
article
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118,119,120,121,178
Women We Love
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Bending Spoons with Britney Spears
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Chuck Klosterman
<p>Britney Spears is pantless. Her sculpted hair makes her look like Marilyn Monroe on a date with DiMaggio, assuming they’re going to Manhattan’s finest pantless restaurant. She’s wearing a sweater that probably costs more than my parents’ house, and her white heels add five inches to her five-foot-four pantless frame.</p>
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121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129,130,131,132,133
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The Women We’ve Loved 70 Years of the American Female
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Esquire has featured approximately 9,247 pictures of women. » We’ve outfitted women in Santa Claus suits, in hockey jerseys, and in a very provocative pair of diapers. » We’ve covered women in honey, bubbles, and Iranian caviar. » We’ve lovingly referred to women as “molten mamma, hotcha-totsy, peacherino, snooty cutie, Ann Atomy, pulse-accelerator, snuggle-bunny, lap-lander, pants presser, hotcha-honey, shipoopi, jewel-coaxer”—and that was all in one article.
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134,135,136,137,138,139
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The Greatest Car Ever Built
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CHRISTOPHER BEREND
"It WILL CHANGE YOU," SAYS KLAUS, the affable German, with a big smile. “You will see. You will not be the same after you drive it.” ¶ When I was eleven years old, my stepdad strapped me into his Porsche 911 and gave me my first taste of what 100 miles per hour feels like.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0125.xml
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140,141,142,143
CLOSE-UP
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Luxury Watches
Esquire takes you through the ins and outs of high-end watches, including the ten most you go out and drop big coin
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JOE THOMPSON
SENIOR WRITER
[SPLURGE OR NOT?] Luxury watches range from just under $1,000 to $100,000 and more. Among the most expensive are the prized tourbillions, which only an elite group of master watchmakers has the skills to produce. (The two-hundred-year-old mechanism consists of a revolving carriage that holds the balance wheel and escapement and makes a complete turn every sixty seconds to average out timekeeping errors caused by gravity.)
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0126.xml
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144,145,146,147,148,150,173,176,177,178
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Recently, an eminent, varied, large, and unlikely delegation of Americans, led by the Reverend Al Sharpton, went to Africa to heal a wounded continent. They took the whitest man in America with them.
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TUCKER CARLSON
FIVE MINUTES BEFORE WE boarded the plane to Africa, Al Sharpton called the group into a circle to pray. It struck me as a fine idea. Sharpton’s plan to lead a delegation of American civil-rights activists into the middle of the Liberian civil war clearly was going to require some divine support.
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0128.xml
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151
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Daimlerchrysler Corporation: Jeep
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DaimlerChrysler Corporation
Jeep
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0129.xml
article
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152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159
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"Nice Shoes"
And six other fashion essentials you can’t live without
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We love clothes and we love supermodels, so we figured we might as well use one to exhibit the other. Herewith, seven pieces to help you weather the season in style. As a bonus, some information about our models, including their views on what’s essential in a man.
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0130.xml
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160,161
What I’ve Learned
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Elvis Costello
Songwriter, 48, Dublin
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TOM JUNOD
<p><strong>What have I learned? </strong>Well, you can answer that on so many levels, can’t you? You can answer it on a philosophical level, or you can say, “I know this restaurant,” or “Always get the foam pillow.”</p>
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0131.xml
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162,163,164,165,166,167,168,170,173
FEATURES
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The Endless Disaster
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Sean Flynn
<p>The world used to end on a finger of stones curled above the surf or maybe just beyond, out past the shallows, at the sharp line where the sky met the sea and both fell away into nothing. In the near distance, there were fish and crabs and barnacles to be scraped from the boulders that poked above the spray, which is why peopie tethered themselves to the edge of the earth.</p>
Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0132.xml
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169
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Art of Entertainment
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art of Entertainment
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0133.xml
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171
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Art of Entertainment
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art of Entertainment
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0134.xml
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172
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Bell & Ross Inc.
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Bell & Ross Inc.
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0135.xml
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174
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Stauer
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Stauer
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0136.xml
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175
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Thompson Cigar Company
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Thompson Cigar Company
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0137.xml
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176
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Paul Fredrick
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Paul Fredrick
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0138.xml
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177
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Esquire Men's Marketplace
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0139.xml
article
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179
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Credits
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Store Information For availability of the items featured in Esquire, call the phone number or consult the Web site provided. The Guide, p. 57: Burberry Prorsum coat and Burberry scarf and gloves, 800-284-8480. P. 58: Brioni jacket, Shirt, and Sport coat, 888-778-8775.
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Bosca
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BOSCA
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0141.xml
article
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180
this way out
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Crossword
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0142.xml
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181
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Advertisement: Krug
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KRUG
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0143.xml
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182
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Rolex
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ROLEX
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Esquire_20031101_0140_005_0144.xml