Issue: 20030401

Tuesday, April 1, 2003
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GM Corp.
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GM Corp.
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GIORGIO ARMANI
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GIORGIO ARMANI
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PRADA
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PRADA
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Faconnable
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Faconnable
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Advertisement: ESQUIRE
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ESQUIRE
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Tommy Bahama
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Tommy Bahama
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LACOSTE
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LACOSTE
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Salvatore Fevragammo
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Salvatore Fevragammo
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FUCIANO MORESCO & CO. LTD: Ravazzolo
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FUCIANO MORESCO & CO. LTD
Ravazzolo
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masthead
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Esquire
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DKNY
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the sound & the fury
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I am new to Esquire and have been delighted by the magazine. Regarding Sager’s story on Zeta-Jones: how refreshing not to find criticism and cynicism in the author’s words and impressions but to feel as if you were actually there with him, experiencing the moment.
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Tomy Hilfiger
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Tomy Hilfiger
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contributors
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When photographer SHERYL NIELDS got into the studio to shoot actress Naomi Watts for this month's cover, gone was the obligatory warming up that usually takes place during such sessions. Over the past year and a half, Nields has photographed Watts four times, and the two picked up like old pals.
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CANALI
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CANALI
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Church's
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Church's
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Man at His Best
the awards
the 9 most remarkable things in culture this month
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CHRISTOPHER BEREND
THOUGH I NEVER WENT IN for the sci-fi show Dark Angel, I mourned its demise. Why? Because it meant the end to Fox promos featuring a karate-kicking Jessica Alba in tight leather. Now Alba's trying a movie career—this month's offering is Honey, in which she plays a struggling dancer—and I couldn't be happier.
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DOLCE & GABBANA SUNGLASSES
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DOLCE & GABBANA SUNGLASSES
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The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
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TOM CHIARELLA
BANKS ARE FINE AND GOOD. You have to appreciate the grim earnestness of a teller, the stiff assurance of an FDIC guarantee plate. But we all need secrets, and the best secret I know is cash. Ready money. The stash. The stack. The cold roll. It’s the ultimate hedge, the last measure of discretion, the last little fist-grab of power.
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The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
The Indefensible Position: Talking Loudly on Cell Phones in Restaurants Is Just Fine
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BRENDAN VAUGHAN
THERE ARE, IN FACT, some things more obnoxious than the shrill jingle of a cell phone in a restaurant. Bill Walton comes to mind. But even worse than the ring: the faux-annoyed (but actually self-satisfied) glares from other diners within earshot.
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The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
The Endorsement: The Secret Cash Stash
The Lost Art: Shining Your Shoes, Military Style
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THESE ARE COMBATIVE TIMES. Our shoes should look the part. Military consultant Dale Dye, retired U. S. M. C. captain, gives us the drill: "You'll need a soft cloth, a hardwax polish, some liquid, and some commitment. For the polish: Kiwi. The cloth: cotton—handkerchief, diaper, no matter, as long as it's pure.
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the rules
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Rule No. 478: Sooner or later, all older women start to look like Ann Richards. Rule No. 504: If you are a homeless man in the movies, you must wear gloves with the tips of the fingers cut off. Rule No. 517: Anybody who says they "work hard and play hard" probably does neither.
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Nordstrom: POLO RALPH LAUREN BLUE
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Nordstrom
POLO RALPH LAUREN BLUE
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JACK VICTOR
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JACK VICTOR
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man at his best
food & drink
The Best (Really, Really) Old Restaurants in America
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JOHN MARIANI
MOST RESTAURANTS have a life expectancy slightly shorter than a carton of milk or your average David Spade movie. Theirs is an industry that thrives on novelty and innovation, which is why, every year, we publish "The Best New Restaurants."
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Jack Daniel Distillery: GENTLEMAN JACK
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GENTLEMAN JACK
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man at his best
books
The Innocents
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Free at Last The people you see here are not rapists. They are not murderers, kidnappers, or arsonists. But they are exconvicts, having spent a combined 500 years in prison, the victims of mistaken identity. Because of new advances in DNA evidence, though, these 45 people have been proven innocent and released.
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man at his best
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Confessions of a Reluctant Harold Bloom Fan
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Heidi Julavits
IT IS MAY, and the critic Harold Bloom is in Barcelona to accept a prize. I am also in Barcelona, along with a number of other young American writers. I am told by a radio host that Bloom was asked via translator which young American writers he admired; Bloom responded, via translator, that there's nothing interesting happening in contemporary American literature.
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man at his best
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The Stain Event
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style
Stand-Up Guys (and the Shoes They Wear
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MANDY TANG
GENEVIEVE J. ROTH
With most jobs, the time spent on your butt far exceeds that spent on your feet. Sure, you toddle to the coffee machine or walk over to yell at the intern. That's nothing. On their feet all day, these professionals know podiatrie pain, but they've found the shoes to make it livable.
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the rules
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Rule No. 123: If you are a contestant on a dating reality show, you must keep at least one minority around until the second round to prove that you aren't racist. Rule No. 175: The best cinematographers are from Eastern Europe. Rule No. 176: The best gaffers are from the good old U. S. of A.
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BEEFITSWHATSFORDINNER
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man at his best
culture
The 5 Raciest video Games
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CHRIS KAYE
SEX IN VIDEO GAMES IS NOTHING NEW. Twenty years ago, Atari 2600 owners could buy a lurid little cartridge called Custer's Revenge, in which the pantless general negotiated a battlefield of flying arrowheads in order to boink Pocahontas, Kinky, if a bit un-PC. Of course, that was 1982, and the Indian maiden looked like she was built out of Legos.
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culture
RANDOM KNOWLEDGE FROM AN EXPERT: Cadavers
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Injections of cadaver tissue are sometimes used in a cosmetic procedure to lengthen the penis. In the 1800s, dentures were often made from the teeth of dead people who had been dug up and stolen from graveyards. Before embalming became a common practice, anatomy classes were held only during a wintertime "dissecting season."
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claiborne
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the merchandise
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FOR the Man Who Has Too Much Money We know TV speakers shouldn't cost 40 grand. Except, maybe, this first-of-its-kind Pioneer Digital Sound Projector. Whereas all other surround-sound systems require an army of woofers and tweeters and wires and headaches, the Sound Projector puts it all into one five-inch-thick panel about the size of a flat-screen television.
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877spirits: Grey Goose Vodka
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Grey Goose Vodka
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the index
7 Ways to Be Entertained in... Apr.
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The Real-Life Cannonball Run Never has there been a better time to grow a'stache, invest in a hot set of wheels, and take out an insurance policy. On April 17, Gumball 3000 kicks off its fifth annual rally, coast to coast from San Francisco to Miami.
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MAZDA
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MAZDA
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CLASS roberto cavalli
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The Guide
what to wear now
The Driying Shoe
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Not like Jeff Gordon wears. His sneakers are technical masterpieces. Unfortunately, they look like a cross between your old wrestling shoes and something a gnome might wear. You want shoes that'll grip the pedals of your ride while you're on the road but that you won't have to remove once you get where you're going.
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the style guide
solutions
Step X step
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Bell & Ross
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Bell & Ross
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the style guide
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the over-under: the safari jacket
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Gant has stood as a classic men's middle-bracket brand for more than 50 years. Termed the Park Avenue safar, jacket, this linenpolyamide creation was made in Portugal, offers comfort additions like a cinchable waist and pleats on the back, and can be machine washed for easy care.
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COACH
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COACH
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the game
MICHAEL JORDAN'S comeback was about being thr Man again, because when he's the Man, all the other stuff just fades away
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chris jones
HE WILL NEVER ADMIT the truth, but the truth is, Michael Jordan’s hurting. After the clock ran down tonight, he pushed his way through another sellout crowd and down a tunnel into the training room of the Washington Wizards. He undressed—slowly and with effort, the way old men do—wrapped a fat green towel around his waist, and sat on a stool, on which he continues to sit, looking unhappy.
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SPORTSWEAR
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LAUREN IANNOTTI
IT'S ALL ABOUT WEARABLE TECH these days. Well, maybe not these days, but soon. And for that you can thank the folks at Nike and Philips, who are combining forces to bring us clothes with built-in gadgets, focusing—where else?—on the athlete.
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THE BETTING MAN
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robert kurson
IT'S MARCH: TIME TO BET. This year, let's do it like men. Rip up those photocopied brackets and office pools handicapping the NCAA men's basketball tournament. I'm going to teach you to trade the tournament like an options market, it's a type of sports betting that's been popular among financial traders in big cities, but now there's an online market for it as well.
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Glenfiddich
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THE ANNOTATED MAN
(Former World's Strongest Man, ESPN commentator, 49)
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Bill Kazmaier
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JOSEPH ABBOUD
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TIMEPIECES INTERNATIONAL
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Golf
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Multiple Choice
MULTIPLE CHOICE Golf is a series of decisions. Today, I don't have a clue.
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tom chiarella
<p>I’M OUT WITH MY BOY JERE, who has trimmed down, hooked up with some clean new Mizuno blades, and started to shoot scores. “It’s really happening,” he told me in the car. I believe him. It’s a Thursday, and I’m out for a look. We’ve chosen a new course, on the south side of a large midwestern city, arriving via the arterial throb of interstates.</p>
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THE RIGHT STUFF
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DAVID GRANGER
CURT WAS IN TOWN from overseas, and we decided that he needed to play golf. A spontaneous round of golf, these days, is no problem. Every course in America has rental sets of Steel-heads in the bag room. There's always a clean shirt somewhere. Sleeve of baits is ten bucks.
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Callaway Golf
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Callaway Golf
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THE INDOOR GAME
I am Tiger Woods.
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JOHN KORPICS
I am also a 39-year-old white guy with a fat mortgage and a 16 handicap, but for a few hours a night, I am him. In a single night, I have beaten Brad Faxon, Vijay Singh, and Mark O'Meara, as well as loaded the dishwasher and helped my daughter with her math homework.
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SUBARU: WRX
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the screen
MY BIG FAT OSCAR COLUMN: Esquire's Alternative Academy Awards
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tom carson
NOT LOOKING GIFT horses in the mouth is my idea of sensible advice, especially when the horse looks like Harvey Weinstein. But however you account for it—an overdue cultural rollover, a newly receptive audience, or the geopolitical pressure cooker that ended our vacation from history—2002 just might go down as the richest movie year since Coppola made his bones, leaving even the Academy’s fuddy-duddies with nowhere to hide.
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q&a
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ray liotta
CHRISTOPHER BEREND
THIS MONTH, Hollywood's quintessential gritty guy, Ray Liotta, stars as a police detective in Identity, one of the most compelling and complicated thrillers since Murder on the Orient Express. It's a juicy two-hour whodunit set in the spooky Golden Palm Hotel.
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UNDER ARMOUR
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UNDER ARMOUR
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POCKET TECH
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CHRIS KAYE
STEALTH DORKS, REJOICE! Recognizing that it's slightly humiliating for anyone over the age of 12 to play video games in public, Nintendo's Game Boy Advance SP ($99) delivers thumb fun in a stylish unit that looks like a two-way pager. The flip-top SP improves on its predecessor by including a front-lit LCD screen and a rechargeable lithium-ion battery that provides up to ten hours of luminous gaming.
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SCHIEFFELIN & SOMERSET CO.
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SCHIEFFELIN & SOMERSET CO.
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SUBARU
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SUBARU
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sex
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stacey grenrock woods
Long gone are the days when Victorian gentlemen would formally request the "pleasure of the company of the lady in the leather zippered hood." Current etiquette dictates that you first present the idea when relaxed, but not in the midst of sex.
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SEX TOY OF THE MONTH
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THE WEDGE: If you like sex but hate the lower-back strain that goes with it, try the Wedge! This soft, velvety ass lifter can be used alone or in conjunction with other shapes from the Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear line to buiid yourself a sexual Habitrail that's both kinky and comfortable.
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Advertisement: Natural American Spirit
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Natural American Spirit
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GM Corp.
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GM Corp.
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music
THE DERAILERS' new record, Genuine, proves that country music can be spectacular wnen it's taken seriously
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andy langer
HERE’S NOTHING like an hour of Country Music Television to make you feel like an arbiter of high style. Where gaudy $10,000 suits and elegant black boots once reigned, the keys to Nashville now belong to Kenny Chesney, whose puka shells and dirty T-shirts are even more offensive than his hit “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy.”
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FIVE MORE RECORDS WORTH YOUR LUNCH MONEY
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Joe Jackson Volume 4(Reckless/ Rykodisc). With the upcoming 25th anniversary of his first album, Look Shap!, perpetually underrated new waver Joe Jackson welcomes back his original band. The result is a set of instantly catchy pop tunes quirky enough to make clear that these mates reunited for the music, not the money.
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Knob Creek Distillery: KNOB CREEK
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Knob Creek Distillery
KNOB CREEK
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10 THINGS You Don't Know About women
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patricia heaton
1. Despite our protests, we are secretly amazed and even a little bit jealous of how comfortable you are with your bodies. The kick you get from farting, burping, and scratching is impressive. 2. The sports obsession is not a problem. Go to the sports bar for Monday Night Football.
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70,72,73,134,135
the lives of men
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My Father the Fraud
What would you do If, at thirty-one, you realized that every single thing your father ever told you was a lie?
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anonymous
<p>I don't know what my father does for a living or how he spends his days, even though he’s still married to my mother, even though, until recently, I saw him a couple Sundays a month for brunch. I don’t know where he goes when he disappears for weeks at a time.</p>
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71
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Orbitz LLC.
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Orbitz LLC.
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73
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Damn Good Advice
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John Cuneo
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74,75
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Lincoln Aviator
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76,77,78,79,80,81
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Naomi Watts
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Chris Jones
<p>Some fucking parrot flapped its wings off the coast of Australia, kicking up a whisper that became a breeze that became a gale that whipped its way across the ocean, fattening ripples into swells and rounding up rain clouds and scaring the living shit out of a few green yachtsmen before arriving, finally, with a big jolt in the middle of the Los Angeles night.</p>
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82,83,84,85
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All About Women
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<p>1 Which of the following comes closest to meeting your vision of the ideal man? John Ashcroft 4% George Clooney 73% Russell Crowe 19% Larry David 2% Marilyn Manson 2% 2 When will a woman be elected president of the United States? 2004 7% 2008 27% 2012 25% 2016 11% 2020 9% 2024 or beyond 11% Never 10%</p>
Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0081.xml
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86,87
All About Women
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The Sexual Topography of a Woman
SOMEHOW RAND McNALLY forgot to publish a map of the female body. We took up the slack.
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MATTCLAUS
EARS Listen, for once: When Esquire asked women to name their most surprisingly erogenous zone, the ear was the clear winner, notching in at 19 percent. The back, thighs, and hair also had strong showings. Two parts you can ignore: calves (2 percent) and eyelids (1 percent).
Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0082.xml
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88,89
Answer Fella
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The Female Stereotype Truth-O-Meter
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<p>SKIRTS, DOLLS, TWISTS, CHICKS—or, as Nietzsche said, "God's second mistake"—call 'em whatever, however demeaning, but know this: We'll never escape our ignorance and fear of the Others without a bedrock understanding built upon hearsay, factoids, and subjective opinion, and probably not even then, ¶ Yet try we must, and try we shall.</p>
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90
All About Women
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How to Read Your Wife's Face
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FOR THE PAST FORTY YEARS, Paull Ekman has done almost nothing but look at faces. He has found that a) the human face contains forty-four muscles that allow us to express emotion, and b) the flexing and relaxing of these muscles creates more than ten thousand combinations.
Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0084.xml
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91
All About Women
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The Woman of Tomorrow
WE'VE GAZED INTO THE FUTURE AND, WELL, WE'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS
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Matthew Fenton
She will be smarter than you. Women, who have always thought of men as slightly sharper than bonobo monkeys, are now making it official. The education gap is growing: Women now make up 56 percent of the population at America's colleges, and the rift is projected to widen through 2012, by which point women will be earning about 60 percent of all bachelor's degrees.
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92,93,94,95
Style
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CLOSE-UP
The Summer Suit Everything you need to know about suits that save you from the swelter
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HERE HANG THE BEST OF THE CLASSIC SUMMER SUITS, a neutral parade of beiges and browns in cotton, linen, and silk. Sure, creases will happen, but when the temperature jumps above 80 and you've got to put a suit on, wrinkles beat dripping sweat all over the client every time.
Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0086.xml
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96,97,98,99,100,101,102,103,130,132,133
PROFILES
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The Confessions of Bob Greene
How far can a man fall? Imagine very far—and then, in the case of this man, keep going.
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BILL ZEHME
<p>ALL YOU’VE GOT IS YOUR NAME, THE LOST MAN SAID IN A LOST VOICE. Things for which his name had once stood would never entirely be the same things again—that is whatt he told himself, that is what he wished not to believe while believing it nonetheless.</p>
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104,105,106,107,108,109
esquire style
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The Particulars
FROM HIS WATCH to his cuffs to the phone itself: Every time a man lifts his mobile to his ear, he speaks volumes
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Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0088.xml
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110,111,112,113,128,129,130
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State of the Union
The United States Constitution went missing from the Rotunda of the National Archives in July 2001. Its disappearance is an easy metaphor for the restrictions on our civil liberties that war has made possible—some say necessary While the Constitution, along with the Bill of Rights, has been away our country has changed.
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CHARLES P. PIERCE
<p>EVERY FEW DAYS, THE CONSTITUTION of the United States and the Bill of Rights are brought out into a quiet room in the Maryland woods. In that room, which is part of the National Archives’ research complex, the five individual parchments are gently moved—always with four hands on each of them, and never with gloves—and placed flat on boards or laid flat in a tray.</p>
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114,115
What I've Learned
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Alex Trebek
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A.J. JACOBS
<p>Ours is a quiz show, not a game show. I'm curious about everything. Even subjects that don’t interest me. Take your job seriously, but don’t take yourself too seriously. People ask me, “How would you do as a contestant on the show?” And I tell them I would do fairly well among senior citizens, but against a good thirty-year-old I would have trouble because I cannot recall information as quickly as I used to.</p>
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116,117,118,119
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7 Signs We're in a Recovery and What To Do About it
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Ken Kurson
<p>I AM THRILLED about the prospects for the American stock market for the first time in a long time. The Dow at 8,000, war in the East, fear of terrorism at home, blue chips going bankrupt gold and gasoline at marked highs, unemployment up, and the dollar down:</p>
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118,119
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Don't Buy that House
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K. K.
brisk resale market, low interest rates, and the rush to refinance has a lot of home-owners feeling flush. To some, those tiny rates and boiling prices, compared with anemic stock-portfolio returns, justify buying a second home or a piece of land in some "hot" area.
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120,121,122,123
ESQUIRE STYLE
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Damian Lewis Is the All-American Actor... ...Except He's Actually Not American at All
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LAUREN IANNOTTI
WELL, SURE, YEAH, he spent a little time with relatives in Connecticut and Chicago and various other American places during various summers of his youth. So, yes, Damian Lewis (native of London) caught the Yank accent in his formative years—but not so much as to make what he does exactly natural.
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124,125,126,127
FICTION
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The Border of Fallen Bodies
Alive and dead together. Or were they just pretending?
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Don DeLillo
<p>Steam came venting from a manhole through a tall blue stack. The most common sight, Eric thought, but beautiful now, carrying the strangeness, the indecipherability of a thing seen new, steam heaving from the urban earth, nearly apparitional.</p>
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Metroxin
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Metroxin
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129
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PAUL FREDRICK
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PAUL FREDRICK
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Esquire MEN'S MARKETPLACE
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Escort Inc.
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Escort Inc.
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Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0098.xml
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133
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U. S. Cigar Sales, Inc.: Helix cigars
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U. S. Cigar Sales, Inc.
Helix cigars
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135
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Credits
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Store Information For availability of the items featured in Esquire, call the phone number or consult the Web site provided. Table of Contents, p. 14: Burberry suit and Shirt, 800-284-8480. Bulgari cuff links, 800-285-4274. Patek Philippe watch, www.patek.com.
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136
this way out
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The 2003 Esquire Book of World Records for Men
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brian frazer
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Esquire_20030401_0139_004_0101.xml
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137
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ROCKPORT
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ROCKPORT
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138
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Advertisement: CADILLAC XLR
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CADILLAC XLR
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