Issue: 19971201

Monday, December 1, 1997
December
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Esquire
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0001.xml
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Chanel: Égoïste
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CHANEL
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Gant U.S.A.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0003.xml
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Americain Sportswear
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AMERICAIN SPORTSWEAR
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0004.xml
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Macanudo
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MACANUDO
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0005.xml
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Sony Electronics Inc.
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Sony Electronics Inc.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0006.xml
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Esquire
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0007.xml
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Domaine Ste. Michelle
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DOMAINE STE. MICHELLE
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0008.xml
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Movado
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MOVADO
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0009.xml
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Swiss: Esq 9500 Slx Ani-digi
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SWISS
ESQ 9500 SLX ANI-DIGI
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0010.xml
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Havana Joe
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0011.xml
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Tommy Hilfiger
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0012.xml
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Sony Electronics Inc.: Discman Cd Player
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Sony Electronics Inc.
Discman CD player
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0013.xml
masthead
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Esquire
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0014.xml
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Luxottica
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LUXOTTICA
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0015.xml
article
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THE SOUND & THE FURY
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The Sound & the Fury
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“Does Football Still Matter?” Charles P. Pierce posed this question in the September issue. (Hey, would you suffer through Terry Bradshaw, plastic turf, and the Tennessee Oilers if it didn’t?) Many of you wrote us ardent, impassioned letters in response to our trio of football essays—Pierce’s story; Brett Favre’s account of his battle with painkillers, “Brett’s Addiction”; and “When Football Mattered,” a remembrance of Vince Lombardi by David Maraniss.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0016.xml
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Chivas Regal
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0017.xml
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CONTRIBUTORS
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Writer at large MIKE SAGER returns to Esquire this month with “The Man Who Acts Like God” (page 74), a portrait of Robert De Niro, one of the most accomplished yet least understood actors of our time. “What struck me was that De Niro’s just a regular guy.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0018.xml
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Calvin Klein
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Calvin Klein
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0019.xml
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Greg Norman
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0020.xml
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Esky
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Go with God, We Thought, This Being the December Issue and Him Being So Christmasy and All.
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In the end, though, we had to go with a mortal, and so we went with the most unfathomable one, Robert De Niro (see page 74). Because, as we already explained, God wasn’t available. Oh, we contacted His people, but they said that an interview would be simply impossible.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0021.xml
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American Honda Motor Co., Inc.
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American Honda Motor Co., Inc.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0022.xml
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Ebel
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EBEL
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0023.xml
article
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Man at his best
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While It May Be Far Better to Give Than To, You Know,
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SCOTT OMELIAINUK
whatever, the editors of Esquire somehow think that receiving can put a bit of a jingle in one's bells, too. In fact, joyful acceptance can provide such a thrill that we've decided to cobble together a little Christmas wish list. Actually, not so little.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0024.xml
article
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Man at his best
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Snow Bully
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There’s nothing quite like a crisp winter morn, a hill blanketed in white, and a cheery young boy out of school on a snow day to make you just want to push the little punk ass down and take his sled. Hey, God knows you’re normally a gentleman, somebody’s favorite uncle, maybe even a loving father.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0025.xml
article
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The Rules
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Rule No. 81: Unless you're a professional cyclist, or have lost a bet, take off the tight black Lycra biking shorts. Then burn them. Rule No. 110: People anxious to get married can be trusted about as much as people anxious to get elected.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0026.xml
article
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Man at his best
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A Frank Plea
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I have written this book you should buy. Do not mistake my forthrightness for crassness—that’s me in the picture at left, by the way—because I am only trying to help you. Frank Sinatra wants to help you, too. He thinks most guys nowadays are bums and need a few lessons in class.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0027.xml
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Giorgio Armani
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0028.xml
article
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Man at his best
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Oh My, Darling
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STUART SERVETAR
Things were not going well. We had a lot of prune-faced guests not quite loosening up, and the only alcohol in abundance was vodka. The only mixer: tonic. No one was biting. My roommate had decorated the tree with fruit rather than blinking lights, so we did have a few cartons of clementines hanging around.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0029.xml
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Man at his best
The Endorsement
Ch-ching!
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TOM JUNOD
It was invented to pay prostitutes. That’s my theory, at least—that cash was invented because corn and wheat and other forms of barter were neither secret nor handy enough to finance fellatio. I mean, think about it fora second: If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, what did the world’s oldest johns use to pay for services?
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0030.xml
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The Rules
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TOM JUNOD
Rule No. 113: Ignore men who have too many rules.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0031.xml
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Bose Corporation
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Bose Corporation
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0032.xml
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Man at his best
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Mod World
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The Chisholm Larsson poster gallery in New York has a mightily impressive inventory of fifteen thousand original lithograph, offset, and silk-screen posters—everything from 1880s Moulin Rouge cancan cutups to Burton’s Batman. But it’s the groovy, irony-happy mod movie posters from the blood-bathed decade of the sixties that are flying out the gallery’s door like untrained angels.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0033.xml
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Johnnie Walker
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0034.xml
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Man at his best
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70 Firsts
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CAL FUSSMAN
The Great Gatsby; The Sound and the Fury; Look Homeward, Angel; A Farewell to Arms; The Grapes of Wrath; All the King's Men; A Streetcar Named Desire; Our Town; The Catcher in the Rye; Lolita; One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest; In Cold Blood; A Confederacy of Dunces; The Autobiography of Malcolm X; Gravity's Rainbow; Portnoy's Complaint; Silent Spring; Catch-22; Rabbit Run; To Kill a Mockingbird; The Fountainhead; Invisible Man; The Natural; The Color Purple; Lonesome Dove; On the Road; Death of a Salesman; Hiroshima; Angela’s Ashes; The Old Man and the Sea; and forty other rare, first-edition American classics are offered in the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0035.xml
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Man at his best
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Not a Bmw
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ANTHONY CHIARELLA
There’s one surefire way to arouse passion in the American male: go topless. I’m talking, of course, about the convertible sports car. Small enough to flick through hairpin curves, light enough to reach triple-digit speed with a tiny, highrevving engine, low enough to make you feel as if you were fanny-flying right along the unfurling macadam.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0036.xml
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Chrysler
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Chrysler
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0037.xml
article
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Man at his best
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The Shelf
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ADRIENNE MILLER
Maybe my gentlemen callers just didn’t know what they were up against. It’s like Patty and Selma say: “Love me, love MacGyver." (Those gals have a line for everything!) MacGyver is, of course, Patty and Selma’s show. I also happen to be one of those people who have, like, a show. As in “It’s 8:00, Shane. Go away: My show’s on.”
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0038.xml
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Man at his best
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No Waffles
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Yes, of course, they’re fine for breakfast. It’s when you’re wearing good clothing that the waffle has no place. Yeah, maybe you can get away with it if you’re living in Seattle. And the waffle-knit long-john deal is perfect for guys named Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0039.xml
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Man at his best
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Dangerous Knowledge
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Used to be when Gordon Gekko types and black-market arms dealers found themselves flush, they’d book a Swissair flight and open a numbered account in Zurich. But that was before 1991, when anonymous Swiss bank accounts dried up and the obscure Austrian account known as the “Sparbuch” made the scene.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0040.xml
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Yves Saint Laurent
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YVESSAINTLAURENT
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0041.xml
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Noblia
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NOBLIA
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0042.xml
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Joseph Abboud
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JOSEPH ABBOUD
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0043.xml
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Man at his best
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Hot Dogs
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Wouldn’t blame you if you reached for your wallet and got cold feet—cashmere can cost six times more than everyday wool. Not many of us would consider spending more than $15 on a pair of socks. Even if the fabric does originate on the underbelly of mountain goats in the Chinese Himalayas.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0044.xml
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The Rules
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Rule No. 91: Computers have to be gray. Rule NO. 53: Orange things have to be round. Rule No. 137: People who fish are very different from people who don't fish.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0045.xml
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Christian Dior
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Christian Dior
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0046.xml
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Ecco Domani
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Ecco Domani
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0047.xml
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THE WORD
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The Pissing Contest
The screenplays of Stone (call him Papa) and Tarantino (call him Scott) hold their own as literature. So who's the bigger writer?
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Ron Rosenbaum
OLIVER STONE versus Quentin Tarantino? Pitting writers against each other as if they were professional wrestling stars in a grudge match is not considered sophisticated literary practice, although it is true that the man who is regarded as perhaps the single most prodigiously learned litterateur in the language, George Steiner, once wrote an entire volume dedicated to putting two mad Russians into mano a mano competition.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0048.xml
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Clarion
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Clarion
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0049.xml
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Lincoln
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LINCOLN
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0050.xml
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AVATAR
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0051.xml
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THE GAME
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The Capital of American Sports
It's got itself a football team with no stadium and an ice-hockey arena with no team. And it's traded its soul in order to become a little more like everywhere else.
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Charles P. Pierce
THIS IS WHAT a shrine is like. There’s something holy in the sunbeaten grass and in the long weeds that rise from it, in the dusty old wine bottles and in the tiny, gleaming vials. On the corner of College Street and McLemore Avenue in the city of Memphis, it is a high-autumn Sunday, and there are two men sleeping on the sidewalk.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0052.xml
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Kentucky Springs Distillery Co.
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Kentucky Springs Distillery Co.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0053.xml
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Advertisement
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0054.xml
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Style Agenda
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0055.xml
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Comedy Partners
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Comedy Partners
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0056.xml
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Stanley Blacker, Inc.
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STANLEY BLACKER, INC.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0057.xml
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Krug-baumen’s
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Krug-Baumen’s
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0058.xml
article
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WILD KINGDOM
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Xmas in Newark
Stuck in the in-between this lonely holiday season? Have we got the place for you.
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Mark Layner's
I SUBSCRIBE TO the belief that we live most fully in the interstices— en route, in between, on hiatus. My whole desperate life has been an effort to find some kind of perpetual interstice to inhabit, however paradoxical and ultimately futile that may be.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0059.xml
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Tanqueray
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0060.xml
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Davidoff
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0061.xml
article
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THE SCREEN
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The Bitch Is Back
No, no, not Sigourney Weaver. That other thing. The undying one that gestates its young in your chest and has made the Alien films the most important science-fiction dynasty ever.
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David Thomson
THE WORST THING about having to listen to the drivel about the Star Wars trilogy—about the alleged mythological subtext to the pretty spectacle and its spin-off in toys, about the supposed questions asked about our place in the universe—is that there is another trio of films that is braver, more beautiful, scarier, and more exciting, films about a desperate struggle to survive.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0062.xml
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Time Warner Company
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Time Warner Company
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0063.xml
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Timex Corp.
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Timex Corp.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0064.xml
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60,62,65,68
LETTER TO MY PARENTS
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Mother Mary Comes to Me
Even though I can't believe, I have faith in your faith
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Mark Warren
<p>CHRISTMAS HAS ME thinking about the time I drove you out to the Orthodox monastery in Blanco, Texas, to witness the miracle. It must have been 95 degrees that day, ;.v, but the dozen or so silent monks still wore their ¡ heavy floor-length wool robes.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0065.xml
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Bose Corporation
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Bose Corporation
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0066.xml
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The Sharper Image
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0067.xml
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Adams Golf
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ADAMS GOLF
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0068.xml
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65
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Rémy Amérique, Inc.
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Rémy Amérique, Inc.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0069.xml
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The Edge Company
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The Edge Company
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0070.xml
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68
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Good Housekeeping
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Good Housekeeping
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0071.xml
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69,70,71,72,73
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The Caribbean Tourism Organization
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0072.xml
article
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74,75,76,77,78,79,80
Features
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The Man Who Acts Like God
He is distant and inscrutable. He is unfathomable. He is mysterious and powerful. He is Robert De Niro, and this is what we know of him.
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Mike Sager
<p>"You TALKIN’ TO ME?” he asked, indicating his heart with a crooked finger. A fiftyish man with his baseball cap turned backward, he wore a white sleeveless undershirt and a butcher’s apron smeared with condiments and gore. “If you wouldn’t mind, sir.”</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0073.xml
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Dewar's
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Dewar's
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0074.xml
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WAR
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A Deeply Misunderstood Mass Murderer
There comes a time in a man’s life when he has to take up with a desperate former New York gangster, a retired Serb-sympathizing Special Forces commando, and a Croat stripper or two and go oft in search of Radovan Karadzic, the world’s most wanted man
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Daniel Voll
<p>RADOVAN KARADZIC IS ON THE PHONE. He is wounded and in search of a litde understanding. “Why does America hate me?” he pleads. “What did I do wrong?” The fugitive Bosnian Serb leader, indicted by the International Criminal Tribunal at The Hague in 1995 for genocide in the war that killed two hundred thousand people, sounds tired, with just a touch of whine, some manufactured outrage, and real fear in his toastmaster’s voice.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0075.xml
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90,91
Features
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The 100 Best People in the World
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<p>It is likely that several questions will occur to you as you peruse this list. Several questions, in fact, occurred to us as we compiled it. Like, what in hell were we thinking? We fired the intern who asked that one, though we did come up with answers for some of the others.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0076.xml
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92,93,94,95,96,97
Fashion
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The Evening Suit and Its Consequences
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He calls them cats, the men whom Wesley Snipes encounters in this life. Sharp waiters, smart dressers, actors who display range and strength. And when he says cats, it is italicized, just as it is here, and clipped, and he lets the word hiss a little—snaky, elegant, like an old Village jazz guy. Catsss.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0077.xml
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98,99,100,101,102,103,104
Features
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James Cameron Is the Scariest Man in Hollyood
not because he is a MANIACAL CONTROL FREAK who is gambling $200 MILLION and his HE-MAN CAREER on a chick movie set aboard the TITANIC—but because he may have pulled it off
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Nancy Griffin
<p>It’s no surprise that it’s difficult to get to James Cameron’s house and that there’s a water obstacle involved. You’ve got to ford a running stream—the water laps your car’s bumper—and feel your way through a tangle of eucalyptus-shaded lanes to arrive at his hacienda in Malibu Canyon.</p>
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105
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Smirnoff
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SMIRNOFF
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0079.xml
article
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106,107
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Women We Love
Michelle Yeoh
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She is from Malaysia She is five foot four and a half She weighs ninety nine pounds She studies dance She is as you can see quite captivating. A former beauty-pageantwinner, she can breakyourheart. She can crack your spine, crush your larynx, and split your skull, too, the little minx.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0080.xml
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108,109,110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117
Features
GALLERY
In My House
Bent rims. Dead spots. Steel backboards. Seven NBA stars take us to the gyms, playgrounds, and schoolyards they call their own. Welcome home.
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0081.xml
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118,119,120,121,122,124,153,154
Features
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The Last Cop Story
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Mike McAlary
<p>I was hoping to be done with cops. On the morning I heard the phone call, I was getting ready to do some publicity for a book I’d written, based on the screenplay for the film Cop Land, about some make-believe New York City police officers who are chased down in New Jersey by Sly Stallone and Robert De Niro. Fiction is kinder than reality.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0082.xml
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123
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Watch World International
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Watch World International
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0083.xml
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125
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Brunswick Corporation: Lifecyle
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Brunswick Corporation
Lifecyle
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0084.xml
article
126
126,127,128,129,130,131,132,133
Fashion
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The Esquire Guide to Black Tie
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<p>Blame it on Alan Greenspan. People are once again feeling sweilegant, and you know what that means: more BMWs, more formal events, more trying to spruce up your house like Martha Stewart. (Hey, even the best of times has a downside.) But let's talk formal for a minute.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0085.xml
article
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134,135
the male animal
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Jordan in the Air
How I succumbed to the sweet smell of Mike’s success
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DAVE DONNENFELD
MY PREGAME ABLUTIONS were supplemented by Michael Jordan’s gel douche. My second coat came in the form of MJ’s after-shower body-oil spray A dousing of His Airness’s airy cologne and you know what time it is. Game time. Woooof! I stepped toward the Thirteenth Street park with a scented wind at my back.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0086.xml
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136,137,138
the male animal
The Perfect Man
How I Found My Voice
And learned to live by the Ten Commandments of Speech
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Cal Fussman
<p>WHO WAS IT WHO told me, at moments like this one, to bite the inside of my cheeks? Who was it who said it was sure to produce saliva when your mouth is bone-dry? Who was it who lied? I popped another LifeSaver. The jiggle in my legs was an electric current that couldn’t be switched off.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0087.xml
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139
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Jack Daniel's
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Jack Daniel's
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0088.xml
article
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140
the male animal
The Male Mind
First Love
One way or another, you’re a mama’s boy
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Michael Segell
<p>WHEN YOUR EYES traverse the lovely contours of your devoted mate, do you think of . . . your mother? Well, of course not. Your brain’s repressive machinery is too vigilant to allow such disturbing murmurs of the heart to burst forth. But that doesn’t mean your mom’s ghost isn’t lurking somewhere just behind your wife’s eye shadow.</p>
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0089.xml
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141
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Dr. Lewenberg's Formula
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0090.xml
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142
the male animal
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Do It in Private
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Getting checked for colon cancer conjures images of humiliating minutes spent with tubes up your butt while the world's prettiest nurses walk in and out of the room. Yet the disease is second only to lung cancer as a cause of cancer death, and the American Gastroenterological Association estimates that fatalities could be reduced by as much as a third if a simple at-home fecal occult blood test became common practice.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0091.xml
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142
the male animal
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Is There a Magic Memory Bullet?
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WE ALL KNOW THAT memory fades with age, but it may head south sooner than you think. Experts disagree about when the big blur begins, but there’s evidence that between ages twenty-five and forty-five, our ability to learn and recall new information declines by as much as a third.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0092.xml
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143
the male animal
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Stick the Habit
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EVERYONE-EXCEPT MAYBE Bob Dole—knows how hard it is to give up smoking. Each year, more than go percent of those who try to quit fail, despite the elaborate array of therapies available to them. Still, it comes as somewhat startling news that one of the nation’s largest HMOs, Oxford Health Plans, is expected to cover the cost of acupuncture for smoking cessation.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0093.xml
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143
the male animal
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Meditations on Marv
In anticipation of Marv Albert's court-ordered counseling, here are some prescient observations culled from our Male Mind column:
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ON WEARING LACY THINGIES: "Disguised in his pumps and décolletage, secretly harboring an engine of male power in his silky undies, [the cross-dresser] feels even more mighty than he does in his gray flannel suit." —March 1997 "Within a one-millimeter area of the brain called the amygdala, MacLean evoked responses (by electrical stimulation) that included salivation, teeth grinding, chewing, and penile erection.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0094.xml
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144,145
the male animal
Motoring
Big Black Cars
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Phil Patton
WHEN THE DAY COMES that my children ask, “Dad, what did you do in the War on Poverty?” I’ll tell them about the Galaxie. That was the big government motor-pool Ford whose plates read, FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY, in which I ventured into disadvantaged neighborhoods.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0095.xml
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146,147
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Esquire Gift Guide
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0096.xml
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149
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Advertisement: Esquire
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ESQUIRE
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0097.xml
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150
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Athena Institute
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Athena Institute
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0098.xml
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Advertisement: Glenfiddich
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GLENFIDDICH
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0099.xml
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152
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Advertisement: Pierre Cardin Luggage
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pierre cardin luggage
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0100.xml
article
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155
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Credits
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Fashion The Evening Suit, p. 92: Gianni Versace suit, shirt, and tie at Gianni Versace Boutique nationwide. P. 93: Ermenegildo Zegna suit and shirt at Ermenegildo Zegna, New York, Beverly Hills, and Bal Harbour, FL. Ralph Lauren Purple Label tie at Polo/Ralph Lauren, New York; Barneys New York, New York; Neiman Marcus, Dallas.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0101.xml
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Advertisement
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0102.xml
article
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156
chain fiction
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Chain Fiction
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FRANK McCOURT
PETE DEXTER
JACKIE COLLINS
MARTIN AMIS
When his turn came, he shouted from the podium that he was there to grieve for his wife, dammit, not to “celebrate her life,” and if they wanted to sip white wine, he’d drink a pint and weep into it. The audience was small, considering who she had been.
Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0103.xml
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Dodge
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Dodge
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0104.xml
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158
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Finlandia Vodka
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VODKA
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Esquire_19971201_0128_006_0105.xml