MORE STINKY POT NAMES
We've already criticized "Green Crack" (Jan. '10 HT) as a poor choice for a strain name. But let's be fair: There are many more spectacularly bad names for pot out there. Check these out!
Obviously coined by a cat owner who rarely changes the kitty litter. It’s a clone-only strain; some say it’s a Trainwreck cross. To be fair, many smokers say it does leave a very cat-piss-like odor after a joint is burned.
Every bit as bad as “Green Crack.” It’s an indica-dominant hybrid and smells a bit like Bubba Kush. So what’s next? Amphetaweed?
Hands down, one of the best strains ever. However, the name of this stellar Kush strain leads many to believe that buckets of Miracle-Gro were dumped on the plants.
Has enough time passed that 9/11 jokes are now acceptable? Somebody with a macabre sense of humor came up this one. Planewreck is a Trainwreck x Afghani... get it?
Although it conjures up a somewhat nauseating image, this classic strain from the ’80s, also known as RKS, is a one-hit wonder—a quick and powerful high! It’s super-stinky, too, hence the name. Everyone will know when you’ve bought a bag.
What an enticing name! Some of the HT staff have actually smoked this strain. Many of us won’t smoke with them anymore.
JFK (JUST FUCKING KILLER)
Speaking of macabre, a top grower thought that "Just Fucking Killer” would be a memorable name for his latest creation—and it plays off the initials of an assassinated president! "Just Fabulous Kind” would have been a bit less tacky.
Oh, puh-leeze!Was this really necessary? If turnabout is fair play: Would you be interested in smoking some Penis Kush?